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WARNING! There's a gory scene in this chapter! Don't worry, I'll tell you when it's going to happen.
Chapter 12: Operation: Cloud-Breaker
"K-Kairi?"
She didn't respond. "C'mon Kairi you have to remember me. It's Sora! Your best friend!" the brunette said while dropping his keyblade and slowly approaching her.
A voice sounded from within his mind.
What are you doing?
But it's Kair-
THAT'S NOT KAIRI!
How do you know?
Look at her eyes!
Sora stopped and "Her eyes? Wha-" He noticed her iris was a mixture red and black while her pupil was dark purple.
And think about it, if she was the real Kairi she wouldn't attack you like this!
(A/N: WARNING! The gory scene is about to come up! If you don't like blood and gore I have a favor to ask you...FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! AVERT YOUR EYES!)
"Don't listen to him Sora." the auburn said while dropping her keyblade approaching him. The keyblade re-appeared in his hand and he pointed it at her "St-Stay back..."
She gave a look of innocence and casually pushed the blade away using her right index finger "You won't hurt me..." she took two steps forward until she was right in his face.
What are you doing? For the last time that's not Kairi!
She wrapped her arms around his neck then leaned in towards his ear while he lowered the keyblade "I love you...Sora." she started to gently nibble on his ear then travel down to his neck "Kairi..." a ominous black mist slowly rolled in and surrounded them.
"Kairi...st-" before he could finish he was silenced by a kiss. He tried to break away but Kairi wouldn't let him, he felt his grip on the keyblade loosening. She put her left hand on his hair and fisted it, pushing him deeper into the kiss.
Ah shit...
(A/N: Gory scene happening...now. You have been warned)
Light Sora suddenly appeared at the edge of the pillar "STOP!" he said while summoning an OathKeeper in his left hand and with as much force as he could muster, threw it at Kairi. The supposedly fake auburn, alerted of his presence, stopped kissing Sora and let go of him, only to have her Cranium be pierced by the Kanji-shaped teeth of the OathKeeper. The force from the thrown key-blade was so strong that she was knocked a few feet away from Sora as soon as it made contact with her head, falling down to the floor and skidding across on her right arm until she finally came to a stop in the center of the pillar.
"KAIRI!" Sora cried while running over to said girl and crouching down next to her. Huge amounts of blood were seeping from the huge red gash that the OathKeeper's Kanji-shaped teeth created. The brunette realized that there was nothing he could do so he put his left index finger on Kairi's left eyelid, and his left middle finger on her right eyelid. Slowly, he closed both her eyelids then took his hands off her eyelids and stood up. Darkness suddenly engulfed Kairi's corpse, making her fade away into the unknown.
(A/N: End of Gory scene...)
At that moment Sora became enraged and turned to his light. " WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR?"
"Is that the thanks I get for saving your ass?" Light Sora said while his bloody Oathkeeper re-appeared in his hand. "Grrrr..." the enraged brunette charged at his light with his Keyblade and attempted to jab him with it, but his light version skillfully vaulted over him before the blade could even touch him. After landing he put his OathKeeper to the back of Sora's neck and gave him a glare "So, you gonna calm down or am I going to have to cut your head off?" he said threateningly. Sora quickly turned around and tried to horizontally slice him but his light simply adjusted his OathKeeper so that it was vertical then lowered and blocked the attack. "Oh yeah, and before you attack again, you may want to look where you are standing.." the brunette glanced behind him and noticed he was standing at the edge of the pillar. Knowing that he wasn't going to get attacked again, the light form lowered his Blade. "Can you at least tell me what's going on here?" Sora asked.
"Alright fine I might as well tell you. I assume you have met the dark version correct?" the brunette nodded in response. "Good, now allow me to tell you how me and him originated."he started to slowly walk near the edge of the pillar.
"When your mother was preagnant with you and Roxas, she was losing alot of blood, Roxas was healthy, but you on the other hand had heart problems due to the alcohol your mother drank. The doctors tried their best to stop it but soon they ran out of options. "
"Uh-huh." She probably snuck a beer at the baby shower... the puzzled brunette thought.
"Luckily, the hospital finished developing this new type of medicine made from Orichalcum and Moonshine. So, they injected the medicine. Sure, your heart problem was cured and your mother's bleeding stopped. But your body had a weird reaction to the medicine's properties. Particularly the moonshine."
Light Sora curiously leaned forward over the edge of the pillar and spits, watching with great curiosity as the ball of spit falls into the dark abyss. "It seemed that the properties of the moonshine, combined with the orachilum created some unstable dark matter of some kind. It seeped through your body, infecting some of your cells and creating a living organism." He put his right hand next to his right ear so he could hear whether the spit ball hit ground floor or not.
Sora raised his left eye-brow "Umm...what the hell are you doing?"
"Trying to find out if this dark abyss is really bottomless."
"You're weird."
"Look who's talkin!"
"Yeah yeah..." the brunette looked around "So, how do I get out of here?"
"How did you get in?"
"I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS! Mr. 'I wear sparkly white clothes and kill people's best friends right before their eyes!'
"You're still hung up on that? For the last time she was A FAKE! F-A-K-E! FAKE!"
"Yeah well..." Sora looked down in shame. Light Sora noticed this and walked over to him, putting his right hand on his left shoulder "That was an illusion spell that your dark version casted." He looked down at his torso and noticed the rip in Sora's shirt "And it looks like he has improved. But so will we!" he said then patted his shoulder. "What do you mean 'so will we'?" Sora asked while scratching his head.
"It means that I'm gonna train you! In case you hadn't noticed, you had got your ass handed to you back there."
"Sh-She just got lucky that's all!" the original said then huffed and crossed his arms. His light simply smirked "Yeah, and you thought you were getting lucky when she started kissing you. I bet you wish it was the real thing~"
Sora blushed "N-No I don't!"
His light form chuckled and continued teasing him "Me and Kairi sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
"CAN I JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP?"
"Can I stop being so grumpy?"
"I am so annoying!" Sora suddenly heard a faint beeping sound and started looking around "Hey, do you hear that?"
His Light chuckled "And now I'm going crazy!"
"I'm serious! What the heck is that that sound?"
"It sounds like your mom."
"Wow, I am SO mature..." the original said in a sarcastic tone. The light version smiled "Thanks!"
The pillar that the boys were standing on started radiating light "What the?" They both said as they noticed the pillar slowly fading away. After it vanished, Sora and his light were still floating, surrounded by the unknown, and the endless dark abyss below them. Sora noticed that he was slowly being lifted up "H-Hey!" suddenly the dark abyss turned dark blue, Sora looked down and saw the light version of himself looking up at him.
Hey! Wh-What about you?
Light Sora smiled. I'll be fine.
Wait, will I ever get to see you again?
You will, this isn't goodbye. You'll see. Light Sora disappeared with a flash of light. Sora was slowly approaching what looked like the surface of the ocean, as he drew closer, the beeping got louder, and a bright light could be seen shining through the water. The closer he got to the light, the more it blinded him. Finally, he closed his eyes and blacked out.
...
Sora awoke to the sound of a slow beeping sound, as he opened his eyes he noticed that he was no longer underwater, but he was laying on a bed in a white room. Using his elbows to prop himself up, he took note of his surroundings, as the spiky-haired boy looked to his right he found the source of the annoying beeping sound. It was just a medical device setup to keep track of his heartbeat pulse.
Morning sleepy-head! said a familiar voice in his head. Sora's eyes widened as he felt his forehead with his left hand "H-How did you?"
I'm your light remember? And since I am a part of your body, I can speak to you telepathically.
"Yeah, but still, this is pretty weird..."
You didn't seem to have much of a problem with it when we were at the Serenity Station.
"Well that was different, I mean after fighting your best friend and seeing her get killed the telepathy stuff just doesn't bother me that much. But now that we are in the real world it is creeping me right the fuck out."
Well I guess you will have to deal with that so wait for the doctor or whoever is in charge and, and quit your bitchin.
"Ya know... for a light form you sure do know a lot of profanity."
Well tough titties, excuse me for not being like Fluttershy from My Little Pony.
Sora's conversation with himself was interrupted when a doctor walked through the door with his fancy brown clipboard and his stethoscope "Ah, good to see you are finally awake Mr. Hikari." the medical professional said. "What happened?"
"Well, this girl named Reimi found you on the sidewalk unconscious. The hospital was notified and an ambulance came and rushed you back here."
"Well, thanks for patching me up doc." the blue-eyed boy said while trying to get out of bed "Mr. Hikaru I recommend that you stay in bed."
"Don't worry I'm fine."
"Really? Because if you're fine, you don't have to miss school today..."
"I-I mean..." the goofball started coughing "I..don't...feel...so...good." he said in between coughs.
New Hope Academy- Cafeteria-
"Okay is it time?" Kairi asked
"No." Lightning replied
"Now?"
"No."
"How about n-"
"SHUT IT RED!" the pink-haired girl exclaimed.
"Okay..."
"Now, keep your eyes open for Cloud, as soon as you see that bastard let me know so we can initiate Operation: Cloud-Breaker"
"Right!" Kairi opened the cafeteria door slightly and peeked in "Well? GET IN THERE!" Lightning said while pushing Kairi through the doorway.
"Hey, take it easy Lightning!" the auburn continued her reconnaissance mission, casually walking around the huge cafeteria, trying her best not to arouse any suspicion. It's a good thing that having guys ogling at her doesn't count as suspicion. Finally after minutes of searching, she spotted Cloud sitting next to Tifa. Tifa had her head leaning on his shoulder and Cloud had his right arm around her waist.
That slut! Kairi thought while watching Tifa romantically feed Cloud a pretzel. The redhead trudged back to the Cafeteria entrance and gave Lightning her report. Her description made Lightning seethe with anger.
"That bitch..." she said while growling. She then punched a nearby wall with her right hand, causing a tiny crack to appear on the poor wall's surface.
"Thanks for your help red." Lightning looked at the auburn and grinned."
Kairi smiled "You're welcome" she then walked over to Lightning and hugged her.
The pinkette tried to pry herself from Kairi's hug "Okay...that's enough...hugging." she noticed Kairi still hugging her "Red don't make me hit you." she said while giving 'Red' a glare. Kairi looked up at her and noticed the glare "Umm..." looking past Lightning she saw a tiny crack in the wall. As an act of self-preservation she quickly backed away.
"Now." Lightning cracked her knuckles "If you will excuse me I have a certain brunette's ass to kick."
"What about Cloud?"
"After I knock out the bitch, he is next." And with that, Lightning entered the Cafeteria. Kairi walked over to Xion's table and sat down next to her.
"Hey Kairi what's up?" Xion smiled.
"Not much" she looked around "Hey, do you know where Sora is?"
"He...went to the hospital..." Xion frowned.
Hope noticed Namine and Roxas' absence "Ummm..does anyone know where Roxas and Namine are?"
"They probably went into a bathroom stall or the janitor's closet to make out... again." Xion replied.
Everyone at the table noticed a huge crowd forming near Cloud's table, along with a distinct slapping sound. The three teens rushed over to the source of the ruckus, desperately pushing past people to see what's going on. They made it to the front only to see Lightning and Tifa fighting each other while Cloud was on the floor massaging his bruised cheek.
Lightning and Tifa are both specialists in hand to hand combat so they were evenly matched. The fight started with a simple slapped to the face, but eventually the fight got more intense.
Lightning executed a roundhouse kick with her right leg but Tifa ducked and did a low sweep kick to her left, tripping her up and making her fall. As the pinkette tried to get up off her back, Tifa got on top of her and started punching her in the face rapidly. She managed to block a few of the brunette's blows but she took a few punches to the lip, causing her lip to bleed. Tifa tried to punch her again but Lightning skillfully tilted her head out of the way and grabbed the brunette's head by her hair, pulling it closer. As Tifa's face got closer Lightning punched it as hard as she could and pushed Tifa off of her.
Now, Tifa's nose was bleeding. The two girls got up and continued fighting each other.
Tifa jumped into the air and did a front flip, and lifted up her right leg, as she was falling towards Lightning Tifa tried to do an axe kick but Lightning countered by grabbing her right leg and slamming her down onto the floor. Still holding onto her right leg with her left hand, Lightning used her left leg to kick Tifa's peroneal nerve.
"AAAAHHH!" Tifa cried out in pain. Lightning was just about to kick Tifa's femoral nerve before the Dean and a few other teachers rushed in and pulled Lightning away from Tifa.
"THIS IS ISN'T OVER YOU BITCH!" Lightning said while being pulled away.
A/N: Wow...that's all I have to say. I know, the fight was short but Lightning is going to get her revenge later! MUHAHAHA!
Lightning: You should have let me kill that bitch.
Blade: You'll get your chance.
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