The Marauders Spell book

The disillusionment charm- a spell used to conceal a target, the charm makes that which has been bewitched act as a chameleon, taking the colour and texture of that which is behind them.

Mr Padfoot would like to point out that invisibility would soooo be his super power.

Mr Prongs agrees- Mr Padfoot would have a great deal more luck with the ladies if they couldn't see his face.

Mr Moony agrees.

Mr Padfoot is annoyed *gives Mr Moony threatening look*

Mr Moony does not agree.

Mr Padfoot is still annoyed *gives Mr Moony even more threatening look*

Mr Moony would like to protest in the strongest possible terms against the earlier statement made by Mr Prongs.

Mr Wormtail would like to add...

Mr Padfoot thinks a membership in the plural was just for Christmas.

Mr Moony believes the phrase is "not just for Christmas" and primarily refers to puppies.

Mr Padfoot *issues further threatening look*

Mr Moony DOES NOT believes the phrase is "not just for Christmas" and does not refer primarily or secondarily to puppies whatsoever.

Mr Wormtail refuses to be cast out of *is cast out of plural*

The Boy Who Has Been Cast Out Of The Plural would like to know where he has gone and therefore what his name is.

Mr Prongs thinks they could have some fun with this.

Mr Moony thinks this is...*decides not to think anything on account of threatening looks from Mr Padfoot*

The Boy Who Has Been Cast Out Of The Plural thinks the readers would be happy with him going back to the sewer.

The Sewer That Was Previously Dwelled In By The Sewer Dweller refuses to be dwelled in again.

The Boy Who Has Been Cast Out Of The Plural thinks that The Sewer That Was Previously Dwelled In By The Sewer Dweller should be happy to have the sewer dweller dwell within it again as if he never had dwelled there the sewer would not be The Sewer That Was Previously Dwelled In By The Sewer Dweller as it would be The Sewer No-one Ever Dwelled In Whatsoever.

The Sewer No-one Ever Dwelled In Whatsoever likes it's new name.

The Hush-Puppy Flip Flop in Question wonders why it is no longer being mentioned.

The Random Orange is too.

The Little Lord Jesus thinks The Hush Puppy Flip Flop is a fame junkie, which is probably a sin, or something.

The Hardcore Gangster Angels agree.

Mr Moony would like to point out that all of the above were just things to help the book along and are not as central to the book as Messrs Moony, Padfoot and Prongs and The Boy Who Has Been Cast Out Of The Plural And The Sewer He Previously Dwelled In.

The Hush Puppy Flip-Flop in Question is taking this up with The Hush Puppy Flip Flop Union.

Mr Moony forgot that The Hush-Puppy Flip Flop in Question had a phone, lawyers, money and a union.

The Hush-Puppy Flip Flop in Question thought so- and by happy coincidence, the Hush-Puppy Flip Flop Union also has a Circular Fruit Branch and a Heavenly Residents Branch.

Mr Moony has reached a settlement through which all of the above get more mentions.

All of The Above are pleased and are going back to their respective homes.

Mr Padfoot doesn't think oranges had homes.

The Random Orange would like to point out that lack of circular fruit housing is no laughing matter.

Mr Padfoot disagrees.

The Random Orange disagrees with Mr Padfoot.

Messrs Moony, Prongs and The Boy Who Has Been Cast Out Of The Plural And The Sewer He Previously Dwelled In can't believe Mr Padfoot is having a disagreement with an orange, specifically a homeless random one.

Mr Padfoot thinks it's best to have a credits at the end of every chapter so no-one is offended with their lack of recognition.

The Little Lord Jesus would like to point out that he gets lots of recognition. He even has songs written about him.

Mr Padfoot would like to point out that he could have a song written about him if he so wished.

Mr Moony bloody well hopes not.

Mr Padfoot is about to write one this second.

Mr Moony hopes God will not let this happen.

God would like to know what it is he should not be letting happen, exactly?

Messrs Moony, Padfoot, Prongs, The Boy Who Has Been Cast Out Of The Plural And The Sewer He Previously Dwelled In, The Random Orange, The Hush-Puppy Flip Flop In Question, Mouse, The Hard Core Gangster Angels, Little Lord Jesus, the Union of Hush-Puppy Flip Flops and Circular Fruits and Heavenly Residents and Any Object That Has Ever Been Mentioned In This Book Are Shocked.