Gah! Such a long vacation-I'm so sorry, guys! But the votes are in, and Jacob's going to da Bahamas, baby! Or not? And a surprise visitor, courtesy by the Swan sisters (mostly Bella)!

Winston High

Previously on Winston High…

"W-wa-" And somebody muffled my mouth with a hand.

Chapter Twelve-Bye-bye Jake, Hello Bahamas?

Rose

I'm so glad we finally got rid of him. What a nuisance. Confused? Okay, I'll tell ya.

We were wondering what to do with him after he was all tied up and neat.

"Kill him?" I asked hopefully, and I saw Jacob's eyes widen. He gave muffled yells. Ugh. As I said, a nuisance. The poor boy can't even shut up once and a while!

"Maybe…" Alice giggled evilly.

"MOOO!!" I kicked his body, and he groaned loudly. Whoops. Forgot about vampire strength. He deserved it though. Mwahahahaha!

"Rosalie. Stop being so creepy and help us." Bella's voice cut through my evil mind. I giggled slightly, embarrassed, and strutted towards them.

"What's up?" I poked my head over Bella's shoulder.

"Well, you know about Alice's plan-"

"Bahamas?" What the heck are they talking about? They're seriously not considering this, right?

"Yep!" Alice grinned like a Cheshire cat.

"Shut up, Alice. Okay, so, maybe we should take him there." My jaw dropped.

"To the Bahamas? Are you crazy?! He could always come back!" I protested.

"Oh, he wouldn't. I called a special someone." Wait, who? Oh great.

"You didn't."

"Maybe…"

Alice

So, we got Jacob all primped up for the delivering to the Bahamas.

"Mmmh mmh mhh mmh mhh?" His eyes were bloodshot, and he was partially shaking. Definitely not attractive. Eww.

"What?" Rose ripped off the duct tape off his mouth.

"OWWWW!!" As you can see, Rosalie likes to torture people. Jacob rubbed his lip, whimpering.

"I said 'where are you taking me'?" he asked again.

"Ohh. You silly goose, the Bahamas of course!" I chirped, patting him on the head. He looked confused for a moment, eyebrow furrowed.

"The… Bahamas?" he said, uncertain he heard right.

"Uh huh? Isn't it the best plan?" I gloated, eyes sparkling.

"I know," I heard Bella whisper, and I spun around fast enough to see Jacob's and Bella's eyes meet before the connection broke, and they turned away from each other. Grrrr….

"Well, after you two little birdies stop chatting with your minds, back to me." I snapped. Continuing, I huffed, "I understand Bella's little surprise guest will be coming soon, so w-"

BAM! The wall suddenly exploded, and a huge cloud of dust and particles filled the air.

"Ach! Jeez, Aro, we could've just knocked," a familiar voice coughed. I narrowed my eyes. Jane. Why was she here? And-oh no. Not Aro.

"Well then, Jane, there's no fun in that, is there?" A figure came out of the cloud, and a finger flicked on the light.

"Why was it so dark? Creepy." Aro's smiling face protruded from the smoke. I gave an exasperated look to Bells, she shrugged sheepishly, and went to greet Aro.

"Bella! How nice it is to see you again!" He kissed her on both cheeks, and she returned them.

"Aro! How wonderful to have you here!"

"No need to sweet up, darling, I know you." Bella gave a nervous chuckle, and I came forward.

"Alice!" We exchanged greetings and the same with Rose.

"So, where's the mutt?" Seriously. Jane scares me. Her eyes flickered dangerously around the room, stopping at the poor mound on the ground. Hey, that rhymed! A yelp came from the… whelp? Okay, note to self: you're going crazy.

"Jane! Not now, sweet, we just arrived." He pat a nearby chair, settling in. Oh great. They're not leaving. Putting on a cheeky smile, I scooted a chair next to Aro.

Sit, Bells. And she grabbed a chair also. Rosalie huffed, crossing arms, and stood standing. How stubborn.

"Now, I notice the little… heap on the ground there. Are you fine with me taking him?" He crossed his legs, getting comfortable.

"Positive."

"Well, then, sweets, any last words to this?" He stood up.

"Bye, Jacob."

"See ya. Wait. Nevermind." I smiled at him. Poor kid.

"Nice knowing you, Jake."

"Well then, girls, nice seeing you again. And you," he pointed at Jacob. "You're coming with me." Jane grabbed his feet, and he gave another yelp.

"NOO! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME!? GAHH!!" They left through the hole.

"Oh yes." Aro's head poked from the ruined wall. "We're not paying for this."

NARRATOR!! (We haven't seen this guy in a while!)

And so ends the tale of Jacob the pest, and we move on t-

Jake: WHAT THE HECK! I'M STILL HERE!

Listen, punk, I'm trying to do my freaking job. So shut your yap and go to the Bahamas with Aro and Jane like the good little dog you are.

Jake: ARGH! GAH! PSH! Wait… Dog?

Oh yeah. Oopsies, wrong character.

Jake: Wait. What? WHAT?! –Jane drags him away-

5 minutes later

Well, let's see how he's doing…

Jacob

Oh. My. Carrot tops.

I looked into the rising sunset.

"This isn't the Bahamas! This is a freaking wall with wallpaper and fake sand!" I crossed my arms. I had really wanted to go to the Bahamas. You know, hot beaches, hot sand, hot girls…

"Oh, you'll wish this was the Bahamas," the woman purred, coming closer. A sharp pain shot through my body.

"Now, Aro?"

"Sure, doll."

Everything went black.

Ok, so, not technically the Bahamas, but close, right?

Jacob: NOO!!

Shut up. You're supposed to be unconscious. Well, anyways, after the long month of writing a lot of chapters, everything's going pretty good. Sorry that this one was pretty short... Well, see ya next time!