I do not own Phineas and Ferb. Any line that does not sound familiar is probably mine. The rest are quotes from this particular Phineas and Ferb episode.

The relationships in the show (Phinabella, Ferbnessa ect.) are not real in this fic. Isabella and the gang only act like they're in love with a particular person. So Phineas and Isabella don't really like each other in that way.

Chronicles of Meap Bloopers

Phineas braced his feet against the ground. "It's the bottom of the ninth inning, bases are loaded. It all comes down to this final pitch from Ferb the Curve Fletcher. And the wind up."

Ferb shot the baseball towards Phineas. He used his joystick on the baseball launcher to guide the ball into Phineas' glove. "And it's a striiiyiiiiy-" Phineas stretched out the word 'strike' as the ball came closer. Ferb's hand twitched and the joystick jerked. The ball suddenly slammed into Phineas' open mouth.

Ferb winced. "Sorry!"

"Do you have all your teeth?" the director called.

Phineas gingerly removed the ball from his mouth. "Yeah. They're all there. Wrong time to have a muscle spasm dude."

"Alright, back into positions."

"But…" Ferb stared at the ball Phineas held out to him. "It has Phineas slobber on it."

...

Take One

Linda stared at her daughter before shrugging. "Well, assuming none of that is teenage code for something I should be worried about as a parent, I'm off."

"Bye Mom!" Candace called and raced for the phone. "I got to call Stacy!"

She clutched her Bango-Ru box in one arm and used the other to whack the collection of books off of the coffee table. They flew in all directions-including towards the camera.

Candace yelped as the book crashed into the lens of the nearest camera. "Shoot!"

The cameraman groaned. "You cracked the lens!"

"...am I going to have to pay for that?"

Take Two

Candace scattered the books once more. She flinched as one of them smacked Heinz in the eye. "Ouch!"

"Well, stop hanging around my scenes!" she cried. "Someone always ends up getting hurt."

Take Four

"I just got mine too," Candace said eagerly into the phone. "He's a cross between a cow and a frog. I'm calling him Señor Frowwg. He's gonna be the cutest thing, you're just going to-"

She yanked out her doll and let out a snort. "You could have warned me this is what it looked like!" she giggled. "Oh man! This is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. Other than Heinz, of course."

"Hey!"

...

"Well you and your little Bango-robot better not show up at the convention and make me look bad," Candace snapped. She turned around to go into the house and stepped on Phineas' baseball launcher. They watched as the ball sailed over the fence and into the parking lot.

The director winced after the sound of shattering glass had passed. "Maybe we should think about shooting the backyard scenes elsewhere."

"Whose car was it this time?" Phineas asked.

Candace stood on her tiptoes and peered overtop the fence. "Francis' car."

"What?"

"Ha!" Heinz shouted.

...

"Good morning Agent P! I wonder what exciting mission we have for you today," Francis said cheerfully.

Instead of scratching Francis' nose like he was supposed to, Carl slapped his face.

"Ow!" Francis shouted. "What was that for?"

"Sorry. I couldn't resist." Carl grinned.

...

"Bango-Ru," Candace muttered as she rode up to meet Stacy. Her bike hit a crack in the sidewalk and she wiped out. "Man! That hurt! Can't we walk to the convention?"

...

"Okay. This thing kind of freaks me out," Phineas muttered. He and Ferb were on break and were staring at the little robot that was Meap. It was indeed super cute and it really did talk. But it was kind of creepy.

"I wonder how this is built." Ferb curiously removed the back panel of the pink and white robot.

Sparks started shooting out from the circuitry and the green-haired boy hastily replaced the cover. He and Phineas scuttled away as the robot malfunctioned. "If anyone asks, it was Heinz's fault," Ferb whispered.

...

"Sure, I still haven't gotten my 'you wouldn't know cute if it bit your legs off' accomplishment patch," Isabella said sarcastically.

Phineas beamed. "Cool! Let's go!" He walked five feet before pausing. "Come on. I can't be that oblivious."

The director shrugged. "The fans like seeing you completely clueless when it comes to romance."

Isabella sighed. "And you ruined a perfectly good scene. Now Ferb is going to have to hit himself in the head with a wrench again."

"What?"

...

Perry burrowed his way through the carpet and tried to break himself out. He shoved at the thick material but it would not give. Perry gave a distressed chatter. The director sighed. "Someone grab the scissors. We got a trapped platypus."

...

Heinz thrust his arms out and grinned. "Beholding...keep beholding...still beholding...my arms hurt...can I stop beholding?"

...

Ferb grinned gleefully. The director shook his head warily. "Okay. All you have to do is drive this car down the street. That's it. Can you manage that?"

"Of course." The green-haired boy jumped into the front seat and grabbed the wheel. Everyone groaned and huddled against the buildings lining the street.

"This will not end well," Phineas muttered as Ferb gunned the engine.

"Action!" the director called.

Ferb took off like a speeding bullet. He rushed right past Vanessa and continued heading for the wall at the end of the street.

"Hit the brakes!" the director screamed.

Ferb apparently did not hear him and slammed right into the wall. Smoke spilled from the hood and Phineas jogged over. "Ferb! Buddy, you alright?"

Ferb tumbled from the wrecked car and collapsed in the street. "Something's wrong with the braking mechanism," he muttered.

"No kidding, Sherlock."

...

Candace and Stacy walked into the Bango-Ru convention. Stacy clapped her hands over her eyes. "Too much colour!"

...

"Why do you think Meap is so cute?" Isabella asked irritably. "What is cute anyway?"

"Cute is the opposite of what you are," Phineas replied with a straight face. Isabella glared at him and he grinned. "Come on, that was a golden opportunity."

"If there's ever a scene in a future episode where we have to kiss, I am so eating a lot of garlic and onion-laden food that day," Isabella snapped.

...

Mitch was about to suit up when Phineas jogged by. "Hey, dude. Ready for chaos?"

The actor groaned. "Why do you say that? This is an easy scene!"

Phineas laughed. "You've obviously never been around here before."

...

"Oh, I get it! Duh." Candace slapped her forehead. "You're trying to tell me something!"

Meap stared at her. The baseball he had shot earlier came soaring down, nailing Candace on the head.

"Ouch! Meap!"

"Don't blame the robot, Candace," the director called.

...

"You know when you walk around in socks on carpet and get a little static shock?" Heinz asked as he hurriedly got changed behind a screen. "Well, guess what?" He jumped out with flourish in his carpet suit.

Phineas and Ferb broke into hysterical laughter. They held onto each other in support as tears streamed down their faces. Perry struggled to keep a straight face and failed.

The director scowled. "Get out of here!" he snapped at the two boys.

"Wait, wait!" Ferb pressed a hand over his mouth. "I'm fine! I'll be quiet."

"I can't." Phineas held his stomach as he stumbled off set. "That is too funny. Aw, man."

Heinz was not impressed.

...

Phineas, Ferb and Isabella raced for the doors. They were supposed to slide open automatically so they could run through.

It didn't happen.

The three kids slammed into the firmly shut doors. Phineas rolled over and glared at Mitch. "An easy scene, huh?"

...

"They'll be where the cool stuff is," Candace predicted. The three kids pressed their faces against the glass suddenly, startling Candace. "Agh! Guys! Knock it off!"

...

Heinz gathered all the static electricity he could and grinned manically. He reached out and grabbed the controls. He let out a yelp of pain as he got the biggest shock of his life. "Ow! You didn't tell me that would happen!"

"Well, if I had, you wouldn't have done the scene."

...

"You changed Balloony!" Heinz cried. "And I thought-"

He broke into giggles and Mitch rolled his eyes. "Do they do that often?"

"Yes," the director said tiredly. "What is it now, Heinz?"

"It's like I'm breaking up with someone. And this someone is a balloon. I'm breaking up with a balloon. Isn't that at all weird?"

"You're in a suit made up of carpet pieces in the shape of a sock. I think we've passed the weirdness stage long ago."

...

Mitch and Meap started their fight scene. Mitch punched Meap and the robot sailed into the wall and broke into a few pieces. "Whoops."

"You're supposed to let the robot win!" the director cried.

"That's not a phrase I thought I'd ever hear," Mitch muttered.

...

Candace stared at the big blob with dozens of eyes. "It's a monster! Run!"

"Actually, it's my mother-in-law. So she's right. Run!"

Phineas and Ferb lagged behind as the others took off. "Wait...if that's his mother-in-law, then who did he marry?"

"Don't picture the possibilities!" the director hollered. "Just run!"