Next chapter is here!

I was really just wondering randomly, How many times has Harry evaded Voldemort?

I tried to count, but I got bored after number one.

I was in the Gryffindor common room, so I decided to count out loud.

"Hey, Harry!", I yelled.

I heard a faint groan of annoyance, which weirdly satisfied me.

"Your title is The Boy Who Lived, right?", I asked.

Another groan of confirmation.

"Why only 'Who Lived'? Because you've evaded him more than once, right?", I babbled.

"Yes", Harry finally said slowly.

"So shouldn't it The Boy Who Lived Twice?", I asked.

He opened his mouth, but I ran over him.

"Or Thrice?", more people were starting to yell out the times that he survived besides the circumstances.

"Or Four times? Or Five Times? Or—"

"ALICE!"

"—Six t—AAH!", I yelled, and apparated away before he could ambush me.

The Plot Bunnies are attacking me again! HELP!