Next chapter is here!
I was really just wondering randomly, How many times has Harry evaded Voldemort?
I tried to count, but I got bored after number one.
I was in the Gryffindor common room, so I decided to count out loud.
"Hey, Harry!", I yelled.
I heard a faint groan of annoyance, which weirdly satisfied me.
"Your title is The Boy Who Lived, right?", I asked.
Another groan of confirmation.
"Why only 'Who Lived'? Because you've evaded him more than once, right?", I babbled.
"Yes", Harry finally said slowly.
"So shouldn't it The Boy Who Lived Twice?", I asked.
He opened his mouth, but I ran over him.
"Or Thrice?", more people were starting to yell out the times that he survived besides the circumstances.
"Or Four times? Or Five Times? Or—"
"ALICE!"
"—Six t—AAH!", I yelled, and apparated away before he could ambush me.
The Plot Bunnies are attacking me again! HELP!
