Disclaimer: I don't own Durarara! And never will I. Other references are used but products of other authors are not included.

Warnings: Yaoi, ecchi, horror, violence, strong language and sensual tension. Can go up to Rated MA if ever such is allowed. Strongly OOC.

Sensei, Sensei

It has been a very wonderful experience here in the Heiwajima Manor, my dear humans. And I regret to inform you that everything has to end. As I take arms against Haruna Niekawa, I venture to the garden in where I get once again demonized by Shizu-chan… leading to our arrest.

Gathered in such a wide place, we are waiting for the police mobiles which are stuck in the storm come and get us. Then we are able to get to a topic mainly on Celty Sturluson— Shinra appearing all fucked up because his beloved corpse has run away from its case.

Lights have gone down and we take the opportunity to escape. I accidentally meet up with Celty and we talk about the sword's drama. Wanting to find Shizu-chan, my feet have led me up in the veranda in where I find them all in a pinch. Soon, the shadow girl comes… in the form of Akane-chan.

Hands trembling in fear and desperation, I gladly announced that the nightmare has ended.

Sensei, Sensei

"Let me go!" A small voice cries out and then she pushes away someone in the dark, "I have to help Shinra-tocchan and—!" A hand stops her mouth and then a pale glow of brown hue convinces her to stay with that person. The person, who I think is Akane-chan, starts crying and then some guys grab them out of their hiding place, "Got ya!"

Akane-chan struggles and then they are thrown to the floor by the guys. She gazes at Anri-chan who is with her and then to the men behind them. One of the guys then look around, "This looks like a pretty good hiding place. Aren't you scared~, huh?"

Anri-chan stares at them with utmost detestation and then Akane-chan yells, "What are you going to do!? You're policemen! You shouldn't be bad people!" One guy then kicks her off, "Shut up!" Anri-chan catches her and then the guy clicks his tongue, "They're just kids… but I guess they'll do. We have orders to shoot them on sight, right? No one would doubt if these girls die on one shot, neh?"

"Right~" The two men chuckle differently and then Akane-chan starts to cry, "Shinra-tocchan…" Anri-chan then grabs a vase to throw at them and one gets hit in the face, "Run, Akane!" The younger sister flings to her sister and then she gives her a reassuring nod. The way she looks at her sister… kind'a tells me that Anri-chan has never done anything close to this in her entire life.

Anri-chan in a person that only lives within her room. They even got into war because their mother Celty and Daddy even before Shinra entered the scene. Akane-chan is an idealistic woman… yet she's still nothing but a child. She heeds her sister's advice and runs off… ears shut to the angry sounds that followed afterwards. Tears drip down her eyes… until she comes across another set of policemen…

"That's the kid!" But one hesitates, "Dude, she's just a child. Do we really have to shoot her?" Akane-chan backs off… until her eyes are set upon something utterly dangerous. The sword of the shadow girl. She runs to pick it up and struggles to keep it steady, "Get away from me!" The policemen ready their arms and then she hears a voice…

"Akane Awakusu. A being that greatly invests in peace and order. Believes that everything can be done in a diplomatic way. However, everything has been shrouded by darkness and you are gravely confused. Your sense of justice cannot save your loved ones… will you take me into your hands?"

"Who are you?" She whispers and then the sword responds, "I am the judgment that lies in your hands. I will be your weapon and shield. In order to protect… in order to love…" In just one tick of the clock, Akane-chan begins to grin… swinging the sword around… dicing people on her way to Shinra…

Fuck this vision thing…

As my heart has almost relaxed when Akane-chan comes with the sword to end it all, it begin tensing up again as Niekawa kicks the young girl by the waist. We almost jump from our places as she drops the sword and writhes in pain. Tears drip from her eyes and then she whispers, "Shinra-tocchan…" Shinra then breaks off from Shizu-chan, "Akane!"

A small hand reaches out… "Shinra… tocchan…" Niekawa strikes her down with her knife at the poor girl's back. Our eyes widen at the thing and only Shinra can scream, "AKANEEEEEEEE!"

Sensei, Sensei

Rei Haruno —Sakura no Imooto

Final Chapter: Waking Up to a New Life

"Ahahahaha!" Niekawa laughs out as she pulls out the knife from Akane-chan's back, "Die! Monster! Die!" As she strikes once more, Shinra is able to block it with his own arm and he pushes the psycho woman away. He then tends to Akane-chan… screaming to wake up the girl. Shizu-chan then grasps at his recovering wound and he gets up to throw a plant at the woman, "Go to hell first!"

But she is able to dodge it and grabs another plant to throw back at him. However, the plant almost hits me— Shizu-chan shielding himself so I won't get hurt. He groans at the impact and then I yell, "Shizu-chan!" He then grasps at his wound and he whispers, "Listen to me, Izaya. We'll… get through this, okay? I won't let her hurt you some more…"

From over his shoulder, I can see Niekawa stand up and prepare her knife yet again… "Shinra's—!" Shizu-chan darts his eyes over to Shinra who is still shaking up his little girl, "Shinra!" The doctor twitches and then he feels a demon standing behind him… readying to strike him dead this time. The psychotic woman then swings to strike exactly at his head… only to be hit by an inflatable yellow ball at her face.

"Ahhh!" She gets out of balance and then Shinra quickly drags him and Akane-chan away from the middle. Niekawa gets up and then she stomps at the yellow ball that hit her… seeing the sword left at the floor. She smirks and grabs the sword but I am able to push Shizu-chan away and start pulling it with Niekawa. We begin tugging with the sword… me in a disadvantage, fuck.

"Do you actually think that you will win against me!? No one evil will win against me!" She pulls on it harder and my hands start sliding along the blade… my other eye closing in pain. My blood begins to drip from the blade and she laughs out, "I shall destroy you, too!" I stare directly at her eyes and then I smirk, "Fine, you can have it!"

I suddenly let go and she gets off balanced from the sudden movement— only for me to grab it from her hand, "Not for long!" Another painful session for my hands since I'm bleeding and shit… only for her to kick me off. I roll off away and then she victoriously laughs down on me, "You will all die!"

STRUCK! Something gets to pierce through her shoulder and then she groans as she fails to take it off. I have cut off her other hand, remember? She then looks around for the source… until we see a swift figure who slash against Niekawa's face. She is able to put a cut across her eye and the psycho drops the sword to cover her eyes as she screams, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

The swift figure picks up the sword and throws away the piece of glass she is holding. She swings around the sword and gets into her known stance, "I won't let you hurt someone else in this house." Her calm and collected voice echoes through and my eyes begin to shed tears as we all confirm yet another devastating fact…

All the wounded staff members are able to regain consciousness and they also stare at the sweet yet monstrous figure before them. Akane-chan seems to have regained consciousness as she stares at the figure before them… "Y… Yogatta… (I'm so glad…)"

Once again, the moon peeks through a hole in the dark clouds… exposing the greatest secret of the Heiwajima Manor. There in front of us stands the shadow girl that we have been all wary of, the shadow girl who we fear… the shadow girl who has been a guise all along. I stare at her as she stares at the psycho woman with utmost detestation… "Anri-chan…"

That's right, it has been Anri-chan all along.

Niekawa then groans as she stares at the girl before her, "I knew it. I should have killed you the first time we met." Anri-chan then speaks in her emotionless voice, "We may not have personal grudges against each other. But I shall take you with me to hell." Niekawa then laughs out and grabs her knife from her pocket, "Sorry, I'm not interested! Please go AHEAD!"

Another sword fight comes around but unlike Akane-chan, Anri-chan is letting herself get hit. However, her face doesn't change in any condition… be it she hits Niekawa or the opposite. Niekawa attempts to kick her by the waist as what she did to Akane-chan and to me… only to watch Anri-chan chop off her leg. Our eyes widen as she professionally takes down the psychotic woman and then she stomps at Niekawa's chest, "I let you hit me… because what I am about to do is much more unforgivable."

"You… monster…" She then curses some more… with Anri-chan piercing the sword at her abdomen. Niekawa groans in pain and then my little girl speaks, "You're Nasujima-sensei's step-sister and lover, am I mistaken? As much as I know, your mother adopted him when he was barely twelve. You fell for him and he seemed to love you back. Which was a lie, unfortunately. He used you… and he was preying on younger women."

The psycho woman can only glare at her and then she whispers yet I am able to hear it… "He wasn't delicious at all. He tasted the worst. His skin was so rubbery and bitter…" Niekawa's eyes widen… at the same time that Anri-chan does a fan kick at the handle of the sword. Swiftly crashing down like a lever, the sword has sliced her body from the abdomen to her neck.

Yet another victim written on the shadow girl's list.

Anri-chan then picks up the sword and she gazes at me and Shizu-chan, "…Mommy, Daddy… are you seriously hurt?" Shizu-chan can only hold out his hand and call her near with gestures. Everyone else watches her go near her father and leave the sword at her side. My hubby embraces her and then he pulls me close to him, too…

Though it isn't as I thought it would end… the nightmare has already passed.

Sensei, Sensei

Smokes flood the air for a moment as he exhales from his smokes. Shizu-chan is lying down beside me at the bed after some night of passion and relief. It has been two days since what happened and everyone seems to be back to normal. Everything has been cleaned up even before the reinforcement police has arrived. Things have been taken care of… and they all believed that the first batch has left due to misinterpretation of things. The distress call has been regarded as false alarm and things… have gone back to how they used to be.

I get up as well and then Shizu-chan turns to me, "Has the smoke been disturbing you?" I then bitterly grin at him, "So what now? We going to continue like nothing happened?" He grunts for a 'yes' and then he speaks as I drink from the beer can we haven't touched before going to bed, "This house has been like this ever since my former wife died… by Anri-chan's hands, too."

I choke on the beer and then I eye at him… Shizu-chan speaking without looking at me, "She first held that sword back when my former wife disturbed my life here in the mansion. However, she did it again after a burglar came. And then Vorona tried to assassinate me. Celty rebelled… and you know the next set of events." My hubby exhales again, "This house has hidden more crimes and deaths than that…"

Shizu-chan then looks at me, "This is a hundred-year-old house… and that sword has been passed around by thousands of hands…"

My eyes can only blink as I stare directly at his tired eyes. I then smile and then I skid closer to him, flailing my arm to his chest and a leg around his, "And you don't want to get away from here?" He then smiles at me after crushing his cigarette at the ash tray by the drawer, "I don't want to. Want me to take you to a cruise or something instead?"

"Hahah, I would really love to… but what about Anri-chan? We can't just leave her alone in here~?" I somewhat whimper at him as I draw doodles on his chest, "You know she might be really anxious about our safety… more likely in a place where there are a lot of whores and bastards." He chuckles and then he shifts to shrink to the fluffy pillows more, "Hmmm… you're right."

"Uhm, Shizu-chan… didn't you… check… Anri-chan's background when you took her from the orphanage?" I then lay my head on his arm, "It's not like I—" He then laughs out and pecks at me, "No, I don't mind. Hm. I took her because the keeper said she was orphaned by an extreme domestic disturbance. It also shows that she has been victim of… child abuse and exploitation from her first foster family. She looks like a girl who really needs love and care…"

"…Weren't you surprise that she turns out to be like this?"

"Why? Were you?"

"Heh, if I hear that earlier I wouldn't have doubted anyone else…" I huff, "It's not like because that's where she grew up. It's because that's what she has been exposed to. Right? Shizu-chan…" I then shift a bit and lay my chin at his chest— our eyes staring at each other's, "Let's send Anri-chan back to school." My hubby twitches and then he chuckles, "You know we can't do that…"

"Why not?"

"It's because… Anri-chan hates people…"

"No. I will not let my daughter grow up like a sociopath! Let's send her to school!"

"No, no, no."

I then climb up Shizu-chan and sits at his groin, "Let's send her to school!" He then reaches out his hands towards me which I automatically lace my fingers around, "No, Izaya. We can't do that." I twitch and then I lunge at him— earning some chuckling from both of us, "Come on, sweetie. How can we fix our daughter if you wouldn't let her meet new people?"

"…" He stays silent as he continues glaring at me. "One week! Let's try it out for one week!"

"One week, my ass! After one week, you'll probably make her transfer to another school! And then to another and another!"

"Hey, chill down, Mr. Beautiful. Why are you reacting so bad? Don't tell me you've been homeschooled your entire life?" He looks away and blushes, "I don't actually know what a real school feels like… but I bet it sucks." I then giggle and then I strokes at his chin, "How about we let her study where Akane-chan used to? Besides, Akane-chan hasn't complained about it even once…"

Shizu-chan then sighs and pinches my nose, "You're so pushy~!" I then grin at him for winning an argument before kissing him again. I pull back and then I stroke at his hair, "…Neh, Shizu-chan… what do you think the other's reaction about Anri-chan? Did they shun her or something?"

"Nope. They actually act fine and they feel relieved as long as she wouldn't begin bringing her sword with her."

"…Speaking of everyone else, I wonder how Akane-chan, Celty and Shinra are doing right now…"

"Oh right, they're on a cruise to get to Europe. I wish Shinra wouldn't actually fuck up when they get there or something." He then begins touching me where I want him to. "It's hard to bring a zombie around anyway. It's good he can actually patch up Celty like that. Though, that sounds very creepy."

"Hmmm… I wonder if—" He places a hand on my mouth, "No, don't say it. I dare you, Izaya." I then chuckle and he removes his hand, "I know. Sorry…"

"Man, I'm getting tired. Let's sleep, Izaya." I then reach for the lights… "Good night, Shizu-chan…"

Unrealistic, but everything has returned to normal. It doesn't feel like two days ago, we're all dying because of a psychotic woman. This house is rather a home atop a graveyard… with all the deaths this house holds. However, I don't practically care now… because I somewhat become happy about it. I don't feel I belong to a normal house… no secrets, no conspiracies… no… nothing.

And besides, I'm starting to move into a new phase of my life. No more gold digging, no more fake relationships, no more guy-hunting… gugh, I feel like my bachelor life has finally ended. I'm now engaging in a married state with a man named Shizuo Heiwajima… and I feel so good about it.

A lot has happened and every little thing adds to another turning point of my life. In this haunted manor lie the dangers of one's craving for love and the extreme form of protection. Though a lot of principles and laws of morality and life have been breached, this has been the best home I have ever belonged to. No, this is the only home I really feel I belonged to.

No matter how dark things get to be, I will always love this place, its residents… and its secrets.

Sensei, Sensei

Two months later after I won the argument with Shizu-chan. "Anri-chan! Where are you, sweetie?" I call out from the front door and then she timidly peeks as Kyohei-kun opens it for her. Heheh, my little girl looks so good with sunlight. She fidgets and then she trembles in nervousness, "Mommy, what will I say to them?" I bring a hand to my chin, "Hm, your name and things about you." I pet her head and then she looks up towards me, "…But…"

"No more buts, young lady." I huff and then smile at her as I lead her to the car, "And today, your main goal is to have even just one friend, okay?" She looks at me and then I pout, "It's nothing like Saika. What I mean is a human friend…" Right, Celty has been talking to Anri-chan before and it seems that she presented herself as Saika. She left Anri-chan after my little girl almost killed Shinra for me…

"I know, Mommy." She smiles back at me and then we ride the car where Shizu-chan has been waiting, "Jah, let's go." I nod at him and we drive away— me waving back at the maids and the butler. I resettle at my seat and I look around the place…

It's my first time getting in these parts of the village— aside from when Shizu-chan got hospitalized. I mean, still… I wasn't leisurely looking around by that time. We then reach the school and we encourage Anri-chan to actually attend school outside our house. And after some time, we drive to where I will be starting to work as a high school teacher again.

We have parted ways already and I have already reported at the faculty office and everyone looks happy to see me. Looks happy. As a new teacher and having the luxury to walk around to familiarize myself, I venture to offices that I should know as a teacher. I have gone to all corporate offices and then my last place to come around is the Nurse Room.

I knock three times… and then the lock clicks open. I enter and speak as I close the door behind me, "Sumimasen, Naasu-san… (Excuse me, Nurse-san…)" However, I haven't seen anyone inside… so I continue looking around to see who the hell opened the door for me, "Hello? Anyone here?"

Shrugging my shoulders, I walk back to the door… only to notice something everyone always does in a Nurse Room. The anatomical model. The model has been staring at me for quite some time and then I smile at it, "I'll just come back when the nurse is around, neh." I then try to turn the knob… and shit happens. Locked? I frown and then I look around the place again…

The anatomical model sure takes my attention so bad. I walk towards it and then I look closer… only to have it move wildly, "HOLY SHIT!" I crash to the floor and then I stare in grave fear at the moving model… only to notice something. There are blinking lights at its eyes and its movements are somewhat— no, purely mechanical.

I move my head backwards to actually see if someone enters the room since I hear the door click. Adorned by a white doctor's gown and green dress, a brunette stands before me— a remote resting at her hand, "That's supposed to be an instructional model. But it malfunctions most of the time…"

"Seriously, locking me up and scaring the shit out of me?"

"Who are you? You look new." I get up and dust myself— wanting to introduce with a desired last name but it's still illegal, "I'm Izaya H… Orihara, the new teacher here. You must be the nurse here." She smiles and sits down, "You can say so." She then flips her hair and then she speaks, "There's nothing to see here actually. I'm not the usual sexy and easy-to-get nurse so you better leave me alone."

"Heheh, no need to be scared of me. I don't do women." I then hold the knob and twist it, "But I might drop by to talk some time. I kind'a like you… what's your name? I forgot to catch it." She smiles at me and then she gets up to check on something from a faraway cabinet… not answering me.

"See you then." I grin and walk out of the room. I close the door and sigh… only to be greeted by some teacher I met earlier at the faculty room, "Orihara-sensei, did you mistake then auxiliary nurse room for the new one?" Auxiliary? "Yeah, I guess so." She then chuckles and she somewhat takes my hand, "Here, I'll show you the way. That's nothing but a storage room like what you saw—"

I twitch and then I bust open the door, finding nothing but a dark room with dusty and broken equipments. A bitter grin then breaks out… "Oh, well. Shit."

I so love my life…

End of Sensei, Sensei

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