(A/N: Since a lot of UTAUs and Fanmades are mentioned in this fic, I would like to say that they also belong to their respective creators, and not me.)
Tuesday
Time: 6:31 PM
It was Luka's birthday two days ago.
She had her large party at an extravagant restaurant that was shaped like a 17th century Spanish galleon. Luka could afford it quite easily, being one of the more popular vocaloids. Most of the food there was incredibly exotic seafood like monk-fish liver, lobster pancreas, and angler-fish served on the shell of a dead turtle. Kaito and his current girlfriend, a particularly large older woman who goes by the rather fitting moniker of "Big Momma", ate all of it up before any of the guests could even lift up their forks. They were kicked out of the restaurant by the chef, a man with oddly curly eyebrows who claimed that they "destroyed a beautiful young woman's birthday." I wouldn't have eaten any of the food anyways, since after watching that one episode of Futoi Bob with Kaito, I'm officially a vegetarian.
Luka was quite happy with the gift I gave her, which was a tuna-shaped porcelain plate, although she called me "Barney" when she thanked me for it. She also referred to Gumi as "Megan", Big Al as "Tall Jake", and poor Miki, who was wearing some variety of Lolita dress on the occasion, as "Ritsu". Miki got really annoyed by this, so the real Ritsu called her out on being "prejudice against UTAUs". Of course, the real reason for her annoyance was because she is not male, and her name is "SF-A2 Miki". (Nobody knows what the "SF-A2 stands for, but Miki says it stands for "Super Fabulous and Awesome, Too")
Kiyoteru and Leon were wearing pirate garb, which I found rather nice, so I ran to the washroom and changed into my pirate costume. I think it makes me look like Roronoa Zoro, but nobody agrees with me, probably because I can't hold a powersaw in my mouth. Yet.
Leon insisted that we sing "Imitation Black" to get back at Big Al and Tonio for picking Gakupo to do a cover of the song instead of him, even though Gakupo was in the original version. Him and Kiyoteru (as Gakupo and Kaito's parts, respectively) were really off-key, which many of the party-goers believe was caused by them consuming large amounts of Luka's "Speciality Senegalese Tuna Cordial", despite the fact it is supposedly non-alcoholic.
Since nobody, except for Kaito, had much to eat at the party, we stopped at KFC on the way home, but being my herbivorous self, I refused to eat anything. When we got home, Tonio was wearing Miku's thigh boots and carrying one of Mizki's fans, belting out some song in Italian. At that moment, I realized that Tonio, Gakupo, and Piko were not at Luka's birthday. I thought the song Tonio was singing could've been something from Madame Butterfly (I know little about opera). Prima informed me that he was actually singing something about sock puppets to the tune of "For Every Kind of Man" from the Mikado, even though none of the songs from that opera are in Italian.
I had tea with Mizki, even though it was incredibly late, and she was yammering on about Miku being in love with Tonio because she didn't mind him wearing her boots. I asked her if she had the dream about Miku and Tonio running through the field of daisies, but she said no. I then said that she didn't mind Tonio using her fan, so she could be in love with him, but I fell asleep before I could hear her response.
I woke up the next morning mysteriously tucked into my bed, with my pointy headphones on, which meant, according to Gumi, that I missed Tonio and Gakupo's argument about drawing on feet with sharpies.
Nothing interesting happened yesterday, since it was a school day, except for the fact that I found out from the Vocaloid Wiki that I'm supposed to be "eternally five years old". That is sort of depressing.
Nothing interesting happened today, since it was also a school day, except for the fact that I learned that Ruko Yokune, the UTAU who I referred to as "the girl with blue streaks" in one of my previous journal entries, is actually a hermaphrodite.
