GoodBye

Yachiru:

Am I supposed to put my life on hold
Because you don't know how to act?
And you don't know where your life is going?

Momo:
Am I supposed to be torn apart
Broken-hearted in a corner cryin'?
Pardon me if I don't show it

Nemu:
I don't care if I never see you again
I'll be alright
Take this final piece of advice and get yourself together
But either way baby, I'm gone

Nanao:
I'm so over it, I've been there and back
Changed all my numbers and just in case you're wonderin'
I got that new I'm-a-single-girl swag
Got me with my girls and we're singin' it
Sing!

All:
Na na na na, na na na na
Hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na
Hey hey hey, goodbye

Kiyone:
Cut my hair 'cause it reminded me of you
I know you like the long do
Had to switch my attitude up

Isane:
Thinkin' of changin' up how I ride
No more on the passenger side
Too bad you missed out on the way that I drive it

Rangiku:
I don't care if I never see you again
I'll be alright
Take this final piece of advice and get yourself together
But either way baby, I'm gone

Rukia:
I'm so over it, I've been there and back
Changed all my numbers and just in case you're wonderin'
I got that new I'm-a-single-girl swag
Got me with my girls and we're singin' it
Sing!

All:
Na na na na, na na na na
Hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na
Hey hey hey, goodbye

Momo:
H-hey, h-hey
H-hey, goodbye

Yachiru:
I'm so over it, I've been there and back
Changed all my numbers and just in case you're wonderin'
I got that new I'm-a-single-girl swag
Got me with my girls and we're singin' it
Sing!

All:
Na na na na, na na na na
Hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na
Hey hey hey, goodbye

All:
Na na na na, na na na na
Hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na
Hey hey hey, goodbye
Goodbye!!!!!!!!

The audience store at how the ended. Momo and Yachiru were breathing fast, Nemu and Nanao showed no emotion, Soi Fon and Matsumoto were just smiling, and Rukia was doing a handstand with Momo. The audience stood up and applauded. Everyone backstage, which were all the guys, Nel, Halibel and Yoruichi, had shocked expressions on their faces. Momo and Rukia backflipped backstage while everyone else walked. Momo and Rukia smiled as they stopped.

"Woohoo!",I yelled."Cheerleading outfits fit the whole situation with that song!"

"I liked the short skirts.",Rukia said with a smiled.

"Me too!",squelled Momo."What about you Shiro-chan?"

"Uh...",Toushiro started blushing."Why are you asking me?"

"Because your my boyfriend...",Momo said with a blank expression."Your supposed to answer me!"

"What if I don't want o Bed-Wetter?",asked Toushiro with a smirk.

"Mou Shiro-chan, I don't wet the bed anymore.",Momo said. Then smirked. She lifted up her skirt to show her panties."Shiro-chan... like what you see?"

"Oh god!",Toushiro screamed and blushed a deep shade of red and turned away. Momo was seductive at a lot of points."Stop!"

"Mou Shiro-chan you sound like a child...",Momo said. Then she flipped to her boyfriends side and layed her head on his lap."Why are you so mean?"

"I am not!",spluttered Toushiro.

"Are too!"

"Not!"

"Too!"

"Not!"

"Not!"

"Too! Wait...",Toushiro yelled but stopped.

"Reverse Physcology.",I said with a smile while looking over the song list."Hm... Kenpachi, Mayuri, Omaeda, Aizen, Kisuke, Tousen, Komamura, Iba... Yumichika, Kusaka, Senna..."

"Kusaka?",questioned Toushiro."How did you get him here?"

"Have my ways.",I said."I am the maker of the little story, therefor, anything can happen."

"Hello!",yelled a familiar voice form the backstage enterance."Are we late?"

"Kusaka! Senna-chan!",I squelled and hugged them both."Glad you can make it."

"Aw did he sing already?",asked Kusaka and Senna. Kusaka pointing to Toushiro and Senna pointing to Ichigo. I nodded."Aw man..."

"Why?",asked the two males in unison.

"I wanted us to sing No booty Calls by Kelly, the one who sang 'shoes'.",Kusaka said.

"And I wanted Girlfriend.",Senna complained.

"Well, you guys can sing again!",I squelled."Toushiro! You and Kusaka are going first!"

"Over my dead body!",yelled Toushiro."Terrible pun... but there's no way I'm singing with him!"

"You are!",I yelled and went to the stage. I grabbed the mic with one hand."Okay everyone, Toushiro and Kusaka is singing next! The song is a surprise!"

"Why?",asked Kusaka when I came backstage."I want Toushi to dress in leather like he used to do."

"Back in O-2!",sang Toushiro.

"You give me nic dreams you make me wanna scream 'O, o, o!'",sand Kusaka with a smirk.

"Thats not happening again, that was back then and now I am interested in bigger and better men...", sang Toushiro."No booty calls... DICK! No Booty Calls, Dick! Thats not happening..."

"WooHoo!",I whistled."You guys have been practicing have you not?"

"Maybe...",said the two males in unison.

"Whats with the song though?",asked Ichigo. I turned to him."Whats it supposed to mean?"

"Yaoi thing.",I told Ichigo. Ukitake then was up and came out backstage since he was in the hallway. "Hi Hi Uki!"

"Ah, Hitsuki-san.",Ukitake said."Shouldn't you be resting?"

"Whaddya mean?",I asked. He put a hand on my forehead. God I hate that.

"You have a fever. You should be in bed.",Ukitake told me.

"Your right. Wake me up in 2 hours!",I yelled to everyone and left them.


Dear Readers,

I, Byakuya Kuchiki, am wrting this note to let you people know that we, the BLEACH characters will be typing the little authors note at the end of the story above. Sorry for all the trouble and have a nice night.

~Byakuya Kuchiki-taicho

Renji: Nicely Done Taicho.

Byakuya: Thank You.

Toushiro: Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

Kusaka: Whats wrong?

Toushiro: -blush- N-nothing!

Ichigo: -pins Toushi down-

Rukia: Oh my god their both gay!

Momo: Great, he's cheating on me with males!

Toushiro: -pushes Ichigo off- Just because I stole his Gameboy Color.

Renji: Gameboy Color? Get a PSP or Nintendo DS Ichigo!

Ichigo: Shut up!

Toushiro: -now playing with wii- Or the wii. I'm killing Aizen!

Momo: LOL

Kusaka: -two player on wii- Why must you always win?

Toushiro: Because I iz beast!

Me: -yawn- I wanna play! I'm on story mode and you and Kusaka haz to fight! -pushes them away and starts playing- BANKAI BETCH!

-all BLEACH characters look confused-

Toushiro: That was Goodbye by Kristinia DeBarge! Next will be Me and Kusaka singing 'No Booty Calls' by Kelly.

Kusaka: Which you'll be dressed in leather.

Ichigo: -sigh- Hitsuki-san does not own anything. We, the BLEACH characters, are owned by Tite Kubo.

All besides me: Goodbye!


Kisuke: Cut! -Hands Everyone Pay-

Me: -too busy to open envolope- Damn it! Why must Kusaka be so strong! Bankai! Daiguren Hyourinmaru! -killing sounds- WOO! I WIN!

Kusaka and Toushiro: -sweatdrop-

Me: -opens envolope, high pay- Thanks Kisuke -keeps playing, Toushiro has to verse Gin- Well all be damn. I'm in Toushi story mode. Well here goes nothing! -starts and fails epically-

Toushiro: -steals remote and plays, wins- There. -tosses remote back-

Me: -shrugs and plays again, versing Aizen- Woohoo! Got to hell Aizen!

Momo: -sweatdrop- Humans and their games.