"Let's eat out." declared Holmes throwing his paper aside.

"Eat out?" I asked looking over my own. "I thought Mrs. Hudson was going to make something."

"I told her to take the night off." he replied throwing on his coat.

I sighed through my nose. "Alright then."

Twenty minutes later we sat at a table in the smoking section deciding what to eat.

"The Randy Surprise?" I asked curiously.

"Sounds interesting. What's the description?"

"'One large serving of Randy with any seasoning or topping. Meat is usually raw but can be cooked if ordered.' How odd!" I commented in wonder.

"How many does it serve?"

"It says at least a party of six."

Holmes thought for a minute. "Well, we could split it and bring some back to the flat for Mrs. Hudson."

"Perfect." I said. "We'll do just that."

I called over the waiter and ordered it and some appetizers to eat while we waited.

It was only fifteen minutes later the kitchen doors burst open and I was horrified at what I saw.

A man smiling was laying on one of the largest serving carts I had ever seen. He was covered in lettuce, cheeses of every kind, bacon, tomatoes, and almost any other food you could imagine. There were two plates sitting on top of his chest along with utensils and napkins. People were staring at him and to make matters worse and embarrassing it pulled up right next to our table.

"Your Randy Surprise sirs." The chief said without batting an eye.

Holmes and I stared at him.

"I ordered dinner not a man!" exclaimed Holmes.

"No, you ordered Randy."

I got up and threw my napkin on the table.

"Excuse me." I said. "I think I'll be leaving now."

We left the diner while the rest of the people claimed which part of 'Randy' to eat.

Later that evening we ate the best dinner ever made by Mrs. Hudson.

A/N: well, to make sense of this story check out the YouTube website and watch the "Eat Randy" video. It's kind of weird but still funny.

.com/watch?v=xqKPe9w5bUs