A/N: I don't own That 70's Show or Friends. Gosh darn it.

Oh, and I just realized I did this chapter, and totally forgot about Joey and Kelso's "challenge" about kissing Rachel or Jackie. Sorry, and yes, I will work on that in the next couple of chapters. Thanks again, and please review!!

Joey and Kelso's rants had been pacified by the serving of enormous plates of food. As it had been explained to Donna, when feeding six people, you had to make enough for about eight, because Joey equaled three people. As Donna explained it to Monica, Kelso also equaled about three people.

Luckily, Rachel, Ross, Jackie, and Hyde would be out to dinner. And Phoebe was taking Fez to the candy shop for dinner.

So that meant just six people for dinner. They had cooked enough for about twelve, though, so as to keep Kelso and Joey happy and full for the next hour or so.

"Hey, so guess what, man?" Kelso said, as he stuffed a piece of chicken in his mouth.

"What?" Joey's voice was muffled by the mashed potato mountain he was consuming.

"So, this one time I was digging for dinosaurs in my backyard-"

"Dude, I'm not the dinosaur guy," said Joey. "That's Ross. He likes dinosaurs. A lot."

"No. That guy wouldn't have found any dinosaurs," said Kelso. "No way."

"Wait, you found dinosaurs?" Joey asked, excited.

"Well, no, but I did find a BB gun," said Kelso, very pleased about getting to tell about his discovery.

"Oh, lucky! I want one, but Monica and Chandler won't let me have one. They say I'll shoot someone on accident, but that's impossible!"

"Yeah, well, I found it, and I accidentally shot Hyde, and he lied about it because he wanted me to feel bad about him and Jackie, even though he stole her from me, and then Donna and Eric took it away from me, and they said I couldn't have it back until I learned how to be responsible," said Kelso.

"Yeah, that sounds like Monica and Chandler. They're always telling me to be more responsible. Like, they're always saying 'Be more responsible!' Like, that's exactly what Monica said when I got the turkey stuck on my head!"

"You got a turkey stuck on you head?" Kelso asked in slight awe.

"Yeah," said Joey.

"Dude, that is the coolest thing ever. You're a genius! I'm so gonna try that when I get home!"

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