Chapter 12. Trouble in pink


*Kidd's POV*

You know what's worse than a nagging mother? A nagging first mate. Killer was blabbing away how I just vanished with a child on my hand and ignored my baby den den mushi which he apparently was almost killing with calling so many times.

So what?

I felt another eye roll come as Killer put his hands on his hips. Was the fucker actually scolding me?

˝Fuck, give it a break Killer I was with my son oh and prepare another room, he and Lily are staying with us.˝- I stifled a yawn. Killer was silent. Did I manage to shut him up?

˝Your son? He..wait when you came back from that island..you said she was pregnant with your child. That was true?˝- Killer asked bewildered.

˝And they say you're the brains here, yes dipshit. Have you seen him? He's my copy for fuck's sake˝

˝What's his name?˝

˝Victor, why?˝

Killer chuckled ˝Soothes him, when are they coming?˝

˝We're here˝- a female voice said. Lily was standing on deck with Victor under her arm and eyeing everything around her. The crew shifted from their places, some whispered and I saw a few gape at her chest. I will have to have a word about my authority it seems.

˝It's dirty˝ -Lily said. Victor was nibbling on something again. He spotted me and ran to my leg.

˝Daddy!˝

˝Oi squirt, watcha nibbling?˝

˝Usagi apples!˝- Victor cooed back at me and gripped my leg. He tried to climb up. Sighing I picked him up and turned to the crew.

˝Listen up bastards, this is Victor Eustass, my son.˝- Silence fell, good ˝He and his mother, Roheline will travel with us now. She's a Devil Fruit user, you fuck up and I'm not pulling your ass out.˝

Some laughed and I saw Lily scowl. What?

*Killer's POV*

So her, that child and Kidd were a family now?

˝Killer-san are we dreaming?˝- Heat approached and asked. The man was staring at the small child in Kidd's arms.

˝I'm afraid not Heat, looks like our Kidd has a family and he's the youngest of us. Weird, huh?˝

Heat laughed ˝Just because the captain is the youngest doesn't mean he's not that bright..oh˝- Heat stopped when I turned to him. He couldn't see the grin under my mask and I was glad for it. It would look like I agreed with him, bad mouthing our captain.

˝He's rash, that I'll admit but it doesn't look that bad, she has a high bounty and a strong DF, if we only knew what it was...˝

˝Death death no mi˝- Lily said approaching. She stopped and smiled at Heat. ˝Hello there, remember me?˝

Heat bowed and nodded ˝Yes, young mistress˝- Lily blushed a deep red and I chuckled.

˝Uhm Lily please, and my DF is a logia if you wondered.˝ - The second part was directed at me and I nodded.

˝What does it do?˝- I was generally curious about such a DF. It was different from the usual Zoan or elemental Logia and Paramecia.

˝It's hard to explain, it's like I'm pushing death on someone, if you're lucky you'll see it in battle.˝

˝So you plan to fight with us?˝- Lily gave me a strange stare.

˝I plan on defending my son and as it happens to be the father is a pirate. Did you think I'd lock myself up and hold Vic? Killer you forget I didn't get my bounty for sipping coffee˝- She laughed and walked over to Kidd.

˝Things might work out just fine˝- Heat said. I nodded and watched her grin at Kidd. Maybe there is something more between them?


*later on*


˝Fufufuf just a few guards? They're awfully naive...ffuufuf˝- A tall man wearing a pink robe came flying to the ship. Chuckling to himself his fingers bend and extended as the night shift silently fell down. Unconscious, just like he wanted them.

˝Not liek that, you're mother will skin me alive˝- a male voice said followed by a boyish giggle and some snapping sounds. ˝Put them between your thumb and index finger and pull with this one˝

˝Ouch, Kidd stop teaching him that˝- another male voice said irritated.

˝Killer be honored, my son chose you as a target first ahahahha˝- Again that voice laughed.

˝Great..˝

˝What are you two doing? Vic!˝- A female voice shrieked.

˝It could been a gun, be happy it's just rubber bands.˝- The first male voice said.

˝I can't believe...actually I knew you'd make him learn stuff like this. My poor baby˝- The female said whined. Was she the mother of that child? So that was the voice of the Beautiful Devourer and the first male would be the father, Eustass „Captain" Kidd. Interesting.

The man in pink came from the shadows and waddled to them.

˝Fufufuuf good evening˝- Doflamingo greeted with a grin.

*Lily's POV*

˝Fufufuuf good evening˝-said a male voice, unknown to me. I turned and faced a bright pink coat. Feathery pink. What the? And shades, pointy shades.

I realized too late who it was when Kidd stepped out and stared at the man in defiance.

˝Who the fuck are you and what do you want?˝- Kidd sneered. Oh no Kidd you don't say that to a shicibukai.

˝Is there anything you want from us Doflamingo?˝- I said stepping in, maybe I could minimize the damage.

˝Kidd step back˝- Killer joined and stood in front of Vic. The toddler didn't even look up from his rubber bands. Short from his father's presence now he sucked in everything Kidd did or said.

˝I just want your child, that's all˝- Doflamingo said and laughed.


Yes I said i'd update and then whoosh 20 days went by and I did absolutely nothing. I apologize and thank you for the wait.