"Last time on the Ridonculous Race! Things heated up in Finland. The Goths found the source of the Ice Dancer's bad luck: Josee's unlucky Hawaiian lava rock. Rock was surprised when his bud Spud surprisingly Rocked. And to save Noah Emma nudged the Actors Lewis and Tracey into the last place and off the show. Where will we go next and who will hate it the most? Find out now on: The Ridonculous Race!"

Don is standing next to the Don Box in Finland.

"Welcome back to Finland," Don said. "Where yesterday's winners Rock and Spud are getting ready to receive their next travel tip"

"Woohoo! I still can't believe how totally awesome this is" Rock said. "We're in first"

"We're in first place?!" Spud said. "All right! We're killing it!"

Team Interview

"I never expected to be in first place," Rock said.

"We're in first place?!" Spud said. "All right! We're killing it!"

"I just said that," Rock said.

End Interview

Spud takes the travel tip.

"Go to the airport and catch the next flight to... Zim-bab-we?" Spud read.

Cut to a background of the Zimbabwe flag with a photo of Victoria Falls to accompany it.

"Located in southern Africa Zimbabwe has stunning flora, exotic fauna, and majestic scenery" Don narrated.

Cut to Don standing near the edge of Victoria Falls.

"Once teams land they must drive here," Don said. "To Victoria Falls. Which is twice the height of Niagara Falls. Here that North America? Your waterfalls are weak"

Cut to the airport in Finland where most of the teams are. Dwayne and Junior are sitting on a bench. Dwayne takes their plane tickets from Junior.

"Ow! Paper cut!" Junior exclaimed.

"Sorry son, but holding the important stuff is a dad's job," Dwayne said.

"I can hold my own tickets," Junior said.

"I know you can, I'm just not sure you should," Dwayne said. "Now when you're older can do things like this. For now, let's get you a bandage. And a lollipop"

The camera pans over to Laurie and Miles sitting on a nearby bench.

"I'm so excited to go to Zimbabwe," Miles said.

"I know, all the wildlife is astounding," Laurie said.

"This is a once in a lifetime chance," Miles said. "Be sure to take lots of pictures"

"I already bought a camera at the gift shop," Laurie said.

The camera pans over to Josee and Jacques talking to the clerk.

"You need to listen! We want to take a flight to Hawaii. But we only want to stay in Hawaii for ten minutes. Then we fly to Zimbabwe!" Jacques said.

"But you're making no sense," The clerk said.

"Fine, we make no sense. Do it anyway!" Josee demanded.

Team Interview

"Jacques is mad at me," Josee said. "But he shouldn't because I didn't know it was bad luck when I took it from the island"

"Apology accepted," Jacques said.

End Interview

Cut to a plane landing in Zimbabwe.

"Jacques and Josee are on their way to Hawaii. All the others have made it to Zimbabwe" Don narrated.

Cut to Don standing next to a bunch of Jeeps.

"Once they land they must drive these Jeeps to their next destination" Don explained. "Here come some of them now"

The Rockers and Best Freinds run out of the airport and get into their Jeeps and start driving.

"Head to Victoria Falls, where the Zambezi River borders both Zimbabwe and Zambia" Rock read. "Come on Spud let's go! I want to stay in first place!"

"We're in first place?!" Spud said. "We're killing it!"

Behind them are Carrie and Devin.

"I'll drive and you navigate," Carrie said. "Cool?"

"Me Devin, you Carrie" Devin joked.

"So adorable," Carrie said quietly.

"What?" Devin asked.

"Nothing," Carrie said quickly.

The camera pans over to Dwayne and Junior.

"Wowzers, I've always wanted to go on safari," Dwayne said.

"Yeah, this is seriously cool," Junior said. "I just want to get up see a-"

"No way mister. Stay seated" Dwayne said. "It's all fun and games until you hit your head on a tree branch"

Team Interview

"My dad still treats my like I'm still five" Junior complained. "But I'm practically a man. I even have a chest hair"

"I'm pretty sure you don't," Dwayne said.

"Well... It's blond so it's hard to see... But it's there!" Junior said.

End Interview

The Magicians and Police Cadets are racing their Jeeps.

"Hey Houdini, why aren't you being evil? Oh right, because you suck at it" MacArthur taunted.

"Trevor! Ram into them!" Melvin yelled.

"Nice going," Sanders said. "Now you've gotten them angry at us"

"It's a little something I like to call: Strategy," MacArthur said.

Team Interview

"We studied human behavior at the academy. So I know how much stress a person can take before they lose it" MacArthur said. "And that magician was close. Really close. One more little shove and it's welcome to crazy town!"

End Interview

"I'm not ramming into them," Trevor said.

"Yes, you are!" Melvin yelled.

"Mel, you're going insane with power," Trevor said.

"Would an insane person laugh like this: MWAHAHAHA!" Melvin said.

"Yes," Trevor said flatly.

"Just give me the damn wheel!" Melvin said.

Melvin tries to take the wheel from Trevor. Melvin accidentally ends up running them off the road.

"Whoa! I think you may have overdone it a bit" Sanders said.

Meanwhile, Rock and Spud make it to the next Don Box by Victoria Falls. They step out of their Jeep. Suddenly Melvin and Trevor's Jeep comes out of a bush.

"AHH! SLOW DOWN!" Melvin exclaimed.

"IT'S COMING RIGHT AT ME!" Rock yelled.

Trevor hits the breaks.

"Um... Hi" Trevor said awkwardly

"AH!" Spud screamed.

Team Interview

"Spud, your reaction time is getting so much better," Rock said.

Spud doesn't say anything.

"Spud? You in there?" Rock asked.

Spud remains silent.

"This could take a while," Rock said. "I'll be back with a sandwich"

End Interview

"Is anyone else here?" Melvin asked.

"No, we got here first," Rock said.

"We're in first?!" Spud said.

"For the millionth time! Yes!" Rock yelled.

"Alright! We're killing it!" Spud cheered.

Melvin runs over to the Don Box and takes the travel tip.

"It says Selfie Safari..." Melvin read. "What the heck is that supposed to mean"

Cut to Don floating down the river on a raft.

"In this challenge teams must take the waterproof cameras found in the Jeep glove compartment" Don explained. "After that, they must get into their raft and go over the falls while taking a self- AH!"

Don is cut off by his raft going over the falls. He climbs out of the water.

"If you miss the shot it's a long climb back up to try again," Don said.

Cut to Geoff and Brody reading their travel tips.

"After that go to Zambezi National Park home of the elusive white rhino" Geoff read. "And take a picture with the rhino"

Cut to Don standing by the Chill Zone.

"Once teams have their pictures it's a foot race to meet me at the Chill Zone" Don explained. "The last team to arrive may be heading home"

Cut to the Rockers, Police Cadets, Magicians, Father & Son, Surfer Dudes, Cousins, and Geniuses preparing to get their rafts in the river.

"Whoa," Geoff said.

"Wicked!" Brody said.

"Well I just found out how I'm gonna die," Bonnie said.

"Cool," Junior said.

"Don't worry you'll be safe," Dwayne said."All we need is crash test dummies that look exactly like us and can take selfies"

Junior facepalms.

Meanwhile, a plane lands in Hawaii.

"While most teams are in Zimbabwe our last place Ice Dancers are stuck between a lava rock and a faraway place" Don narrated.

Josee and Jacques go to the beach where they found the lava rock.

"Is this where you found it?" Jacques asked.

"Yes, I think so," Josee said. "Let's just toss it"

"We can't just throw it away," Jacques said. "We need some kind of ceremony"

"Fine we'll do your stupid ceremony," Josee said.

They build a small tower of rocks and put the lava rock on top. Josee and Jacques do a dance around it. Suddenly the ground starts to shake and a puff of smoke comes out of a nearby volcano.

"It's a sign! We've been forgiven!" Josee cheered.

"Back to the airport quick!" Jacques said.

Back at Victoria Falls, Rock and Spud are nearing the edge.

"It's just like that time we went on that roller coaster six times in a row," Rock said. "And we were like "WHOA!" and then we were like "BLECH!" but we didn't eat any funnel cakes and cheese balls so this should be easy"

"Yeah," Spud said. "Or at least not as messy"

The camera pans over to Dwayne tightening a life jacket on Junior.

"Dad... I think it's a bit too tight" Junior said.

"Let me just add a few more," Dwayne said.

Dwayne piles more life jackets on top of Junior.

"Dad!" Junior exclaimed.

Team Interview

Junior now has so many life jackets his mouth is covered up.

"I just don't want him to get hurt," Dwayne said. "Is that so wrong"

"HMMPH!" Junior yelled.

End Interview

Rock and Spud go over the waterfall and they take the picture. Dwayne and Junior go over the falls after them and are able to snap their picture.

Over by the start of the river Melvin and Trevor are getting into their raft.

"Okay, let's get going," Trevor said.

They start going down the river. Another raft bumps into them.

"Do you mind?!" Melvin said angrily.

Melvin turns around and sees that Laurie and Miles bumped into them.

"Oh God please don't kill me," Melvin said.

"What?" Miles said in confusion.

"Sorry, I'm just terrified of you two," Melvin said. "You understand, right?"

"Not really," Laurie said.

"That's great," Melvin said.

Behind them is Crimson and Ennui who are now back to wearing their regular costumes.

"Imagine if falling off the waterfall kills us," Crimson said. "The rush of adrenaline and then the sudden release of death..."

"That got me so turned on and I don't even know why" Ennui said.

The camera pans back to Emma and Kitty. Kitty looks incredibly happy.

"Kitty, you've been smiling nonstop" Emma said. "What's wrong with you"

"This challenge is about taking photo's," Kitty said. "Do you know how much I love that!"

"All too well," Emma said. "Just stop smiling it's getting weird"

"I make no promises," Kitty said.

The camera pans over to the Cousins and Geniuses.

"So... This is a tall waterfall right?" Jack asked.

"Yes," Ellody said. "One of the tallest in the world"

"What are the chances of surviving that fall?" Jack asked.

"Astronomically low," Mary said.

"Bonnie, can I hug you?" Jack asked.

"You're sixteen not six," Bonnie said. "You can handle this on your own"

Jack hugs her.

"Now look what you guys did," Bonnie said.

"Sorry," Mary said.

Meanwhile, the Ice Dancer's plane is flying through the air.

"As more teams complete the first challenge our last team is in danger of being eliminated" Don narrated.

Josee and Jacques burst into the plane's cockpit.

"You need to fly thing thing faster!" Jacques said.

"You're not allowed back here," The pilot said.

"Do you know who we are?" Josee asked.

"Aren't you the two figure skaters who failed at the Olympics?" The pilot asked. "I saw that video on the internet. It was hilarious"

"I had a concussion!" Josee yelled. "Just fly faster you daft fool"

Meanwhile, at the bottom of Victoria Falls Rock is searching for Spud in his raft.

"Spud!? Spud?!" Rock yelled.

Spud sticks his hand out of the water and gives the thumbs up.

Team Interview

"What a trip," Spud said.

"I was all like "AHH!" and the falls were like "WOOSH!" and Spud was like "VROOM!" and stuff," Rock said.

"You should write books man," Spud said. "Cause that stuff is like... Poetry and stuff"

End Interview

Dwayne is swimming around looking for Junior.

"Junior? Where are you?" Dwayne said.

He swims over to Rock and Spud.

"Have either of you seen my son?" Dwayne asked.

"Maybe he's over there?" Rock suggested.

Rock points to a lion.

"Gah!" Dwayne exclaimed.

"Um... Maybe it's a vegetarian lion" Rock said awkwardly.

Back on the top of the falls, Carrie and Devin go over it.

"AH! I regret so much in life!" Carrie exclaimed.

Chet and Lorenzo go over the falls.

"Take the picture Chet!" Lorenzo exclaimed.

"You take it!" Chet yelled.

"You have the camera you jerk!" Lorenzo said.

"I don't feel like it," Chet said.

"Oh my God!" Lorenzo yelled. "You are such a-"

They are both cut off when they land in the water.

"Nice going jerk now we have to take another picture," Chet said.

"How is it my fault?" Lorenzo asked.

"It just is," Chet said. "Come on let's just climb up"

Back at the top of the falls Noah gets in his raft. Owen jumps into the raft and sends Noah flying through the air.

"Take a picture!" Noah yelled.

"I've got you, buddy," Owen said.

Owen jumps off the waterfall and snaps a picture of him and Noah.

Back at the bottom of the falls, Chet and Lorenzo are climbing up the falls.

"Hey Chet, let me know what the fish say" Lorenzo said.

Lorenzo pushes Chet off the falls. Chet grabs Lorenzo's leg and they both fall back down.

"Nice going," Chet said.

"You grabbed my leg," Lorenzo said.

"You shoved me" Chet said

"We are never going to finish this challenge" Lorenzo said.

"Yeah, because you're a dork," Chet said.

"There's only one thing we can do if we want this to work" Lorenzo said. "... Work together"

"This could take a while..." Chet said.

Elsewhere on the waterfall, Dwayne starts to climb up.

"There's no way that lion ate Junior," Dwayne said. "My boy knows better. The family rule is that when you're lost go back to the last place you were together"

Meanwhile somewhere else on the river Junior is floating in his raft. Another raft bumps into him.

"Oh hey dad" Junior said. "I knew-"

Junior turns around to see Melvin and Trevor in the raft.

"Oh hi," Junior said.

"Hi kid" Trevor said. "Where's your dad?"

"We got separated" Junior said. "But he'll catch up. The family rule is that if you're lost go to your destination... Do you mind if I tag along?"

"Sorry kid, three's a crowd" Melvin said.

"Yeah, Mel's working through some issues" Trevor said.

"What do you mean?" Melvin asked.

"You nearly crashed our jeep just earlier" Trevor said. "And you wanted me to ram into those two cops"

"They were mocking me," Melvin said.

"How does that make it okay?" Trevor asked.

"You know what, I'm just gonna go," Junior said.

Meanwhile at the airport Josee and Jacques' plane lands.

"Most teams have already started the second challenge" Don narrated. "But for Jacques and Josee the heat is on"

Josee and Jacques rush out of their plane and push over the flight attendant.

"Out of the way sky waitress we're in a hurry" Josee said.

Meanwhile in the national park Tom and Jen are looking for the white rhino.

"I am so excited for this part of the challenge," Jen said. "I love wildlife photography"

"Me too," Tom said. "I've never taken any pictures or anything. But it can't be too hard"

Both of them hear a rustling in a bush.

"Should we go near it?" Tom asked.

"If I've learned anything from movies it's that you shouldn't go near the rustling bush" Jen said.

A lion jumps out fo the bush.

"Huh, you're right" Tom said.

"Run in the name of fashion!" Jen yelled.

Both of them start running from the lion.

Meanwhile, Sanders and MacArthur find the white rhino.

"I'll get a picture with it" MacArthur said.

"You can't just walk up to it," Sanders said. "It will kill you"

MacArthur ignores her and walks over to the rhino.

"Oh please I've owned dogs my whole life," MacArthur said. "The trick with animals is to show them you're in charge"

"This has nothing to do with dogs," Sanders said.

"Hey, rhino! Sit!" MacArthur yelled at the rhino.

The rhino glares at MacArthur and starts chasing her.

Team Interview

"That is weird," MacArthur said. "Cause you know with dogs-"

"Rhinos aren't dogs," Sanders said.

End Interview

Back at the waterfall Chet and Lorenzo are at the bottom.

"Okay, I'll give you a boost up" Chet said.

"Got it" Lorenzo said.

Chet holds out his hands. Lorenzo uses Chet's head as a stepping stone in order to get up on to the cliff face.

"That wasn't what I meant, idiot" Chet said.

"I know," Lorenzo said. "Here, I'll help you up now"

Lorenzo pulls Chet up onto the cliff.

"Thanks," Chet said. "You're slightly less of a jerk"

Meanwhile, Carrie and Devin notice a bush rustling.

"Get it" Devin said.

Carrie and Devin run towards the bush and end up accidentally tackling Junior.

Cut to Junior talking to the camera with the landscape in the background.

"If I knew I was going to be tackled while peeing in a bush in Africa I would have held it," Junior said.

Cut to Devin helping Junior off the ground.

"Are you sure you're okay?" Carrie asked.

"I'm fine" Junior said.

"Where's your dad?" Devin asked.

"We got separated" Junior explained.

"You mean you're out here alone," Carrie said.

"It's no big deal really," Junior said.

"Do you want to tag along with us for now?" Devin asked.

"Sure," Junior said. "Why not"

Junior notices some rhino footprints on the ground.

"Hey, look at those," Junior said.

"Good eye Junior," Devin said.

"Thanks," Junior said.

Meanwhile, Laurie and Miles have found a rhino.

"I call standing next to the rhino," Miles said.

"Aw... I was going to call it" Laurie said.

Miles walks closer to the rhino.

"What a nice gentle giant" Miles said. "We're both nearsighted"

The rhino glares at Miles.

"Laurie snap the picture!" Miles said. "I think it wants to kill me"

"Got it!" Laurie said.

Laurie takes the picture of Miles and the rhino.

"I have the picture now let's run for it," Laurie said.

Laurie and Miles start running before the rhino can give chase.

Meanwhile, MacArthur's running has finally tired out the rhino.

"What's the matter? Forty five minutes of running too much for you?" MacArthur taunted.

MacArthur snaps a picture of Sanders and the Rhino.

"Come on the Chill Zone can't be too far from here," Sanders said.

Meanwhile, Josee and Jacques are driving down the road.

"Drive faster Jacques," Josee said.

"Any faster and we might crash!" Jacques said.

They then notice someone lying on the road. Jacques hits the breaks. The person lying there is Dwayne. He is now covered in dirt and is shirt is wrapped around his head.

"My son... Have you seen my son?" Dwayne asked.

"Nope, haven't seen him," Josee said.

"I lost Junior!" Dwayne exclaimed.

Dwayne gets off the ground.

"Wow, your wife is going to kill you," Josee said.

"Well I deserve it," Dwayne said. "What is the number one rule of raising your kid?"

"Never let them get in the way of your gold medal," Josee said.

"Yes- Wait what?" Dwayne said. "It's don't let them get eaten by a lion after going over a waterfall in Africa"

"That seems oddly specific," Jacques said.

"Who cares about a dumb gold medal," Dwayne said.

"Jacques, run him over," Josee said. "Now"

Jacque steps on the gas in his Jeep. Dwayne gets out of the way before they hit him.

Meanwhile, Sanders and MacArthur are racing towards the Chill Zone. Geoff and Brody start to catch up.

"Hurry!" MacArthur said.

Sanders and MacArthur run over to the Chill Zone followed by Geoff and Brody. Don takes the cameras from them.

"Your photos check out," Don said. "Geoff, one question. How did you get your hat to stay on while going over a waterfall?"

"Lots of glue," Geoff said.

"That explains some things," Don said.

Meanwhile, Carrie, Devin, and Junior have found the white rhino.

"I'll take the picture with you" Junior offered.

"Thanks," Carrie said.

Carrie and Devin walk over to the rhino. Junior takes the picture.

"Okay, now you two take the picture with me," Junior said.

"Got it," Devin said.

Junior hands his camera to Devin. Junior walks over to the rhino and Devin takes the picture.

Back at the Chill Zone Melvin at Trevor run over to Don.

"Third!" Don announced.

"Yes!" Melvin said. "It's finally paying off"

"Yay, you continue to be a jerk," Trevor said.

Carrie and Devin make it to the Chill Zone.

"Fourth!" Don announced.

Junior runs over to Don.

"Junior, I'm sorry but both team members must be present," Don said.

"My dad's not here... Uh oh," Junior said.

Meanwhile, out in the middle of the park, Dwayne is still looking for Junior.

"Junior! Where are you!" Dwayne yelled.

An angry rhino starts chasing Dwayne.

Back at the top of Victoria Falls, Chet and Lorenzo finally made it back to the top.

"Finally!" Chet cheered.

"We made it," Lorenzo said.

"Somehow we managed not to get in a fight the entire time climbing up," Chet said.

"Come on, let's try and get another picture," Lorenzo said.

Meanwhile back at the Chill Zone Emma and Kitty a the ones there next.

"Fifth place!" Don announced.

Owen and Noah follow them over there.

"Sixth!" Don said.

Tom and Jen run over to Don.

"You're seventh!" Don said.

Crimson and Ennui go over to the Chill Zone next.

"Eighth!" Don announced.

Jack and Bonnie run over to the Chill Zone.

"Ninth!" Don said.

Mary and Ellody follow them.

"Tenth!" Don announced.

Laurie and Miles make it there after them.

"Eleventh!" Don said.

Rock and Spud run up to Don.

"Twelfth!" Don said.

Team Interview

"It took forever to find a rhino," Rock said. "But twelfth isn't so bad"

"We're in twelfth!" Spud said.

"Yes spud... We are in twelfth" Rock said.

"Alright! We're killing it!" Spud said.

End Interview

Back at the top of the waterfall, the Ice Dancers and Stepbrothers go over the waterfall and take their pictures. The two teams climb out of the water and go looking for the rhino.

"Chet! I see a rhino!" Lorenzo said.

Lorenzo points to a rhino in the middle of a field.

"Alright! Get a picture of me" Chet said.

Chet runs over to the rhino and Lorenzo snaps the picture. Josee pushes Chet out of the way.

"Out of the way kid it's our turn," Josee said.

"Hey! You can't do that!" Lorenzo said.

"You already have your picture. Stop complaining" Josee said.

"She's right, let's go!" Chet said.

Chet and Lorenzo leave the area.

"Quick Jacques, take the picture before they get too far," Josee said.

"Got it," Jacques said.

Jacques snaps the picture of Josee and the rhino.

"Let's get out of here!" Jacques said.

Elsewhere in the national park, Dwayne is looking around for Junior.

"Where could he be?" Dwayne said.

Dwayne moves some grasses out of the way and sees an angry looking rhino. Dwayne starts running from the rhino.

Meanwhile near the Chill Zone the Stepbrothers and Ice Dancers are racing.

"Hey, your outfits look stupid," Chet said.

"And girly," Lorenzo said.

"They're stylish!" Jacques said.

Dwayne passes them both while holding on to the horn of the rhino.

"Huh, didn't expect to see that," Chet said.

"I didn't get rid of that lava rock just to lose!" Josee said angrily. "Faster!"

The rhino throws Dwayne off of its horn and he lands in the Chill Zone.

"Dad! You're okay!" Junior said happily.

"Junior I'm so glad that you're safe," Dwayne said. "I'm sorry I didn't complete the challenge. I couldn't take pictures I just wanted to find you"

"Actually dad, I got the pictures," Junior said.

Josee and Jacques run over to the Chill Zone.

"Josee, Jacques, you are in forteenth," Don said. "Which means you're still in the race"

"Yes!" Josee cheered.

Chet and Lorenzo run over to the Chill Zone.

"Chet, Lorenzo, you are in last," Don said. "You are eliminated"

"What?!" Lorenzo exclaimed.

"That's unfair," Chet said.

"You're in last. It's the rules" Don said.

Footage of Chet and Lorenzo plays while they narrate over it.

"Man, getting eliminated is lame," Chet said over a clip of them falling off the cliff in Brazil.

"At least, I learned that you aren't a jerk all the time," Lorenzo said as a clip of them riding on their horse in Romania.

"Thanks... I think" Chet said over a clip of him spitting soup in Lorenzo's face in Morocco.

"You know what we should do. Make out own race show" Lorenzo said as the footage switched to them walking away.

"Yeah and they're all ninjas," Chet said.

"And robots," Lorenzo said.

"Yeah, ninja robots," Chet said.


This chapter was shorter than most others. But I didn't want to pad it out too much. As for the elimination I really didn't know what else to do with Chet and Lorenzo. And since I needed less non elimination rounds because of the extra teams they kind of just seemed like the best fit.