lol i don't know what's more embarassing: how bad my oneshots were in 2009 when i first started this
or
how bad my oneshots are now in 2013


Massie Block didn't believe in karma. Why should she wait around for some cosmic force to ruin someone's life when she could just ruin it herself?

Like the time in grade seven when Danny Robbins was in front of her in the lunch line and took the last chocolate milk. Massie had stuck her foot out so fast that Danny didn't even know what he'd tripped over. But he'd landed chin first and needed several stitches. Plus, while he was being rushed to the nurse, Massie had been able to pick up the chocolate milk and return to her friends.

Or the time Alicia had gotten the new Balenciaga bag -in purple!- before Massie, even though Massie had been on Barney's waiting list for three months. A few French fries for Bean, who'd somehow found herself in Alicia's new purse, and the bag was ruined. Nothing made Bean sick like French fries.

And who could forget the time Claire had accidentally smudged Massie's pedicure during one of their Friday night sleepovers. Massie had painted green nail polish throughout Claire's hair while Claire was sleeping, and then had blamed it on one of the other girls.

But Massie didn't believe she was being a bad person. No, of course not! She was simply helping align the universe. She righted the wrongs. She made sure everyone got their just desserts. If anything, she deserved some kind of award.

Olivia Ryan, however, did believe in karma. Ever since first grade, when Massie had spilled apple juice all over the front of Olivia's dress and told everyone she'd peed herself, Olivia had been patiently waiting for karma to bite Massie in the ass.

She counted the little things, like when Cam Fisher chose Claire Lyons over Massie, or when Massie got a D because she refused to cut open a sheep's eye.

"Did you hear?" Layne Abeley whispered during Study Hall. "Derrick dumped Massie this morning. She's trying to tell everyone that she dumped him, but everyone totally knows it was his choice."

"Hmm," Olivia nodded, smiling a little. "That's too bad."

The final bell rang and Olivia made her way to her locker. Sure enough, Massie Block was down the hall, loudly exclaiming how Derrick just didn't excite her the way he used to, so of course, she had to end things.

Karma was on Olivia's side that day.

In the parking lot, a large seagull pooped while diving for a discarded pizza crust. It landed on Massie's shoulder. Massie shrieked so many curse words, Olivia was sure karma would have to get her for that, too.

And karma certainly did. Massie stormed to her car and flung the door open so hard it hit the Hummer in the next stall. Not only was Massie's door scratched and chipping, but the steroid-taking water polo player was extremely angry.

Olivia walked past Massie's car to get to her own. "Having a good day, Mass?" she asked sweetly.

"Fuck off," Massie hissed before slamming her door shut and speeding out of the parking lot.

Massie Block was a bitch, but no one stood a chance against karma.