A/N: Have I ever told you about my friend on crack? Yeah, her name's Anna aka Mustard. We write wicked awesome fanfiction together, such as the Really Random series. She's like my muse… who hits her head on tables all the time (don't ask- actually, please ask, as it's a hilarious story). Anyhoo, she wrote me this scary fanfiction cliche… and summary of Eclipse. Don't hold it against me that she's nuts. On with the fic. I have written nothing after the next line…

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Eclipse Summary

Ok. So… There was an extremely sucky werewolf, so of course his name is Jacob because all extremely sucky werewolves have to be named Jacob. Or Sam. Or Quil. But they're only sucky, not extremely sucky. And Jacob's a main character. A CRAPPY main character.

SO there was also this girl named Bella… cause… it's a twilight fanfic, DOH!.

OOOOooooo ya… there's also a super-fine vampire named Edward. I'll call him Eddy --snicker snicker-- or Edwardo --hee hee snicker-- and they were in this fierce love triangle, except Eddy didn't like Jacob. At all. IN Fact, he wanted to kill him.

And Jacob didn't like Edward. He hated him with the fire of ten thousand sons. He was an emo-freak who cursed life. I'll call it EF.

So then a creepy vampire lady who's gone mentally insane starts stalking Bella. Then she bites a lot of people and turns them into vampires. Who then attack Bella. And she dies. The End.

Just kidding.

Eddy's family fights back and saves Bella! Woot! But then she abandons Jacob and is all like "you suck. Edwardo rocks."

And he's all like "boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo- Im gonna turn even more EF." Because he's not cool enough to be goth.

Then Bella becomes super slutty. THAT HOE. But then Eddy's all like, "Marry ME! I LOVE U FOREVR!" and she's like, "As long as we have fun, wink wink' and he's like "GOTCHA!"

MY STORY

Yay! My turn to write. So… yah… I'm not creative.

The world gets sucked into a black hole

And since vampires can't die they floated around in outer space forever.

Bella dies.

Edward tried to commit suicide by running into planets but forgot Jupiter was a gas planet. And failed.

Everyone else just fell asleep. And NEVER woke up.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

PURE EVIL!

-shrugs- It was bound to happen some day

The End

Just Kidding

Just Kidding about Just Kidding

That's A Lie

I lied about it being a lie that I was just kidding about just kidding

oO confused

Ill just go now.

urmom has signed off

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A/N: Did I mention she's on crack? Yeah, I did. Oh well.