My mom is a fucking S.A.V.A.G.E. It stands for I fucking hate my son and I hope he dies the most horrible death. She told me she will be back to cook me dinner and she didn't come home until two days later. I was starving to death I don't know how to cook. When I went to school the Lunch lady won't give me my fucking lunch because she would beat me up and take my money so I can't pay for my lunch... Yeah, true story bro! Anyway keep on cringy to this story you know I'm trying my fucking best here to get hated on and still no one wants to hate on me... Anyways thanks for the follow and favorites and here is the story. Shoutout to RedHood1999 again and Dragondude998 and lastly Shane33 because they are in RedHood's story and why not give them a shoutout right? Because I want people to stop reading this fanfic.
I took a swing at Pyrrha, she raised her shield to block my slice. She points the barrel of her gun at my stomach and pulls the trigger. Swiftly I side step so the bullet misses me. I try to use my left elbow to strike Pyrrha. I stop when my sword hit my chest knowing if I were to extend my elbow any further I would cut myself. How did I miscalculate my sword's position? I swore a minute ago it was far away from my chest.
Pyrrha didn't waste this opportunity to strike me with her shield. I stumble backward as I got shield bash in the face. Pyrrha then threw her shield at me, I counter with my sword. Swinging my sword up I remade the shield's trajectory so it flies to the sky. When the shield was in the sky I grip the handle of my sword with both hands and I ran at Pyrrha.
Pyrrha transforms her Miló into javelin form and aims it at me so she could throw it. Is she insane? Why would she throw her only weapon at me; then I soon realize why she is doing that. With some next level Captain American bullshit her shield came down and hit the back of my head. I collapse on the floor as I lost my conscious for a second.
"There!" Pyrrha shouts and she threw her javelin, I put my head down again but Miló's tip grabbed onto my neck collar and drag me with it. How does a small javelin lift me up?! Suddenly Miló's trajectory changed and it rooted itself on the ground. I try grabbing it and pull it out but some kind of strong force had it planted in the ground. It was like lifting up an airplane, you can't do it.
While I was immobilized Pyrrha ran towards me and picks up Akoúo̱, seeing Pyrrha running towards me I grabbed my sword to try and block Pyrrha's attack. The huntress-in-training slam her shield on my sword. I was glad I had a tight grip on my sword or else my sword would have gone flying. Too bad my chest was wide open for attacks by Pyrrha when she smashed my sword.
"Not into gingers!" I shout as Pyrrha sat on my stomach and prepares to knock me out with Akoúo̱. Using my legs I lift it up high enough to kick Pyrrha behind her head. Pyrrha rolls forward when the tip of my shoes met the back of her head. When she rolls away from me she took the chance to grab Miló.
"Now that's rude," Pyrrha says as she puts her shield in front of her and her javelin ready to stab me. While cracking my knuckles I look at the crowd. It was hard to fight when you have an audience watching you, especially when Yang was giving me death glares. She really needs to learn how to chill. AHHHHH! Get it? Cause her hair is on fire... And... Ice... Yeah, I should kill myself right now.
We both then start running towards each other; at the last second, I slam my right foot down onto the ground so it would lift me up by a few inches and I jump over to Pyrrha. Pyrrha was surprised by my action she was too late to block my attack but she still raised her shield. I smirk and brought my sword down.
CLANG! I saw Pyrrha's shield had blocked my attack. "WHAT KIND OF CAPTAIN AMERICAN BULLSHIT IS THIS!?" I shout at Pyrrha. The red hair girl changed Miló into a Xiphos and slice at me. Nope, I didn't dodge that because my sword was being a little bitch and weighed like a mountain. Pyrrha had cut me and I felt the sharp pain of being sliced.
"You see the difference between our skill?" Pyrrha asks me and she had a smug look! HOW DARE SHE GIVE ME A SMUG LOOK! I'LL KILL HER! Now I understand what it feels like to fight Captain America with a Xiphos. Charging at Pyrrha one more time I was so determined to win. If I had a scouter reading my determination it would have been over eight thousand.
"Take this! STRIKING FROM THE TOP!" I shout announcing my attack. Pyrrha blocks that attack and I quickly follow up with a diagonal slice. Pyrrha easily blocks that as well and that was when I went full sonic mode. I quickly did a horizontal slash and Pyrrha was too slow. CAPTAIN AMERICAN BULLSHIT! Somehow my sword went downwards and met her Xiphos.
"That was close," Pyrrha says. Impossible my swing wasn't my normal swing. It was almost two inches away from my original trajectory. Right now at the top of my mind, I know there was something wrong. Not once in my life had I miss my original course of a swing. But today... Today! This will go down the hall of shame and join my other shameful moments of life.
I decide to not hold back my speed and just keep swinging at Pyrrha and then it happens over and over again. "Five millimeters off, two centimeters, one inch, five centimeters, three inches. How can I deviate off my swing that much?" I asked myself that. Something was awfully wrong did I eat something funny today? Was I having a bad dream? Did I just get raped by Weiss again? Did Yang rape my ass? Did Ruby fuck around with me while I was sleeping? BECAUSE SHE DOES A LOT! Can't trust her with a permanent marker for a night. She drew fucking cat whiskers on me and a thought bubble saying "Meow".
Pyrrha strikes at me again, this time, I couldn't even lift my sword off of her shield so she slices me again. The buzzer rang and I saw my aura was below fifteen percent. "Good fight!" Pyrrha says and she offers me a hand to help me get up. I took it and stood up with her help. Just lost to a ginger you know not every day that happens.
"Yeah even though I lost horribly," I told Pyrrha she slaps my shoulder gently. The bell rang for the next class I got my books and ran for the next class. When I got out the door Yang drags me into a closet and proceeds to beat me up horribly.
"What? Did? I? Say? About? Keeping? Perverted? Thoughts? Away? From? Your? Dirty? Little? Mind?" Yang asks me and with each word she punches me two times.
The Boss wakes up on the ground. He was bruised and had cuts all over his body. His expensive suit was ripped and tattered. He slowly gets up and tries to remember what happened. Gripping his right arm he looks around the spacious room. The room that held the uncontrollable assassin.
"Kraken." The Boss murmurs and then he remembers. He and Kraken had a one on one fight with The Boss emerging victorious. Now he had Kraken under his control he ordered Kraken to find ATX-0048 and kill him along with anyone else that stands in his way. After Kraken had left to do The Boss's bidding the leader of the 'Diamond Dust' collapse on the floor.
"I might not be able to walk for a few days," The Boss thought as he coughs up blood. The fight was brutal he was always on the defensive side if not for a stroke of luck The Boss might have died.
"What is this?" Weiss asks me, she held a crumpled up paper of a test I did a week ago. Shit she found it in the trash...
"That would be my physics test from last week," I answer her, Weiss slams the test on my desk. The giant D- was written in big bold red color. Weiss crosses her arms with that fierce look on her face. Everyone else in our physics class backs away from me and Weiss.
"You're giving me a bad reputation. The first few weeks of school you were doing so good. Now, what happen? Are my lessons boring?" Weiss asks me.
"Yes," I said in the background.
"Is my teaching style not fit for you?" Weiss continues her speech.
"Yes," I said again.
"Are you just that stubborn towards learning?"
"Yes."
"Whatever it is, you better appreciate the time that I give up to teach you," Weiss says. The first few weeks Weiss was the best tutor anyone could have. Then after that, she just keeps talking and talking without letting you do work. Even when she did give you work the tiniest mistake you make will cause your eardrums to explode.
"Maybe you can shorten our lesson to an hour long?" I suggested.
"And let you get an I- again?" Weiss asks me, fuck Glynda that bitch seriously hates me. I hate her twice as much as she hates me.
"Ok that I- was bullshit I got one problem right," I told Weiss she growls at me.
"It was an essay... You swore so much, more than a Swan..." Weiss says. "Do you not have decency?"
"Well, I'm sorry I never know I could express my thoughts on why girls shouldn't fight."
"Do I need to remind you that you WROTE A PARAGRAPH OF A GIRL GETTING RAPE BY A GRIMM WITH MORE DETAILS THAN YOUR OTHER PARAGRAPHS!" Weiss shouts at me, I cover my ears and close my eyes. I open my eyes when the ringing in my ears stopped, and then I cough twice.
"Personal opinions," I told Weiss; she growls at me even more. The Heiress crumbles my test in her hands and throws it on the floor.
"You are not going to sleep until you can answer every question in less than a second," Weiss says and I scoff at her.
"What are you, my mom? You can't tell me what to do. Even if you are my mom." I said and I cross my arms, Weiss pushes me onto the floor and stomps on me. Then she kicks me and then stomps on me some more.
"Stop! Stop! Stop! I'm sorry! Help me!" I said shedding real tears of pain, Weiss was so angry that each time I plead for mercy she kicks me harder and harder.
"What happen to you?" Blake asks me as I sat down next to her. I was cover in footprint marks, there was even a gigantic one on my right cheek.
"Weiss," I said.
"Oh, for once it's not Yang," Blake comments, oh no before Weiss it was Yang.
"Nope Yang also beat me up," I told the Faunus, I pulled out my book for the literature class and try to fix my dirty hair. Sometimes I kind of miss my black hair; but eh who cares.
"Alright, class today we are going to continue our reading on 'The Four Maidens'. My favorite story ever!" Professor Peach announces, I would have just fallen asleep as soon as our professor starts talking.
"That is what I like to say. But no. Today we are doing myths and legends." Professor Peach says and we all yell in excitement. "Calm down, please get into groups of three." I look at Blake and she looks at me we shrug at the same time.
"Can I join your group?" Velvet ask us, we both shrug at her. Velvet eventually joined and took a seat to Blake's left. I sat there looking bored as Velvet did all the work. Blake was reading news articles on her scroll and sometimes dozing off to sleep. At the end, we got an A+ because of Velvet, hey if she didn't complain that means we were helping by not helping.
Life lesson, you let other people do your work and if they don't complain that means you are helping them by not helping at all. Remember that lesson, the bell rings and you thought we would go back to the dorms or hang out in the library. But no we have to do the stupid play. Right now nothing was really wrong everyone had a role that they liked. I just don't want to go because of Yang and Weiss they probably still want to beat me up.
"Come here!" Yang says as she pulls me by my collar. She slams me into a wall and punches my jaw.
"What happen now!? I wasn't even thinking about any perverted thoughts!" I said and I cover my face so I wouldn't get a black eye.
"You need to know some decency. Until you do I'm just going to beat it into you." Yang says I look at Weiss and she stuck a tongue out at me. She probably told Yang about what I wrote in my essay. Yang punches and kicks me, while she was doing that I cry to ignore the pain.
"Alright! Everyone on stage!" Ruby says. Yang kicks me one last time and walks back to the stage. I slowly got up with my butt hurting as if I was sitting on a porcupine. She knows my weakness the butt she always aims for the butt.
"Starting from where we left off yesterday," Blake says, I'm not sure if it's just her or just me but it seems like she can't keep her eyes open anymore. I got up onto the stage we were doing Snow White. I was one of the gnomes along with Ruby and Yang, that's just my side role. Blake was the witch and Weiss was Snow White.
"I grow fond you, child. Eat this apple, young child." Blake says in a weak old voice which was perfect. Weiss grabs the prop in Blake's hand and inspects it.
"Why thank you mysterious woman. I bid you farewell take care!" Weiss says and Blake walks away from the scene. "That kind lady was so sweet, she even gave me an apple," Weiss says alone, Ruby, Yang, and I walk into the scene.
"Today was a good mine. Don't you think so Grumpy?" Ruby asks me.
"Hmph! I don't care about mining, my back hurts so much." I said and I pat my back.
"Don't be like that! I found something that's very valuable!" Yang says and she pats my back with enough force to dislocate my shoulder. She was Happy and Ruby was Doc.
"Hey, Snow White! Whatcha got there?" Ruby asks Weiss, Weiss shows us the apple.
"A lovely old woman came by and gave this to me," Weiss says and she looks at the apple tenderly like a mother would look at her newborn child.
"Hmph! You don't plan on sharing? Fine by me it's not like I have a dislocated shoulder or anything!" I yell at Weiss and then I walk off the scene.
"Don't be bother by him, he's always grumpy. Eat the apple don't worry about us!" Ruby tells Weiss.
"I was planning on making an apple pie for you guys to eat." Weiss states.
"Don't worry about it! I'm happy that you thought about us!" Yang says giving a huge grin. Weiss holds apple with both her hands and stares at it. Then she takes a bite out of it. Weiss starts to cough and gasp, Ruby and Yang's face turns dark.
"Snow White! Are you alright?" Yang asks Weiss. Weiss collapse on the floor and closed her eyes. Ruby and Yang rush towards the maiden on the ground.
"Quick! Get her to the house!" Ruby orders Yang, the blonde returns a nod and picks Weiss up on one arm and over her shoulder. Blake then starts to narrate what happens in her monotone voice.
"It was found out by Doc that Snow White has been cursed. She will never be able to wake up ever again. The dwarfs put her inside a coffin and stare at her body every day. Then one day a young prince on his mighty steed walk through the forest where Snow White lay in deep slumber." Blake stops narrating and that was my cue to enter the scene.
"Hurry up my steed! We need to get out of this forest by nightfall!" I yelled at the person I was sitting on. Ruby was on all four with a saddle strap on her back, she was having trouble crawling. Yang, Weiss, and Blake laughs at the scene.
"Ok cut! Can I change roles?" Ruby asks we all said no. If she was going to be The Beast and Little Red Riding hood then we need to embarrass her somehow in exchange. So here she is my noble steed! Ruby sighs and she continues to crawl on the floor with me sitting on her back. Ruby crawls all the way to the middle and then stops. Yang walks in and stops us, well tells us to stop since Ruby stops earlier than what the script says.
"Get out of this forest!" Yang says and irrelevant dialogue. Stuff happens that made me follow Yang. I got off Ruby and she collapses on the ground Blake got up on stage and drag Ruby off the stage. Weiss comes up and laid down on the table that was there. I walk up to her on the table.
"Kiss her. You are the only one who can break her from the curse," Ruby says, I was about to before I realize something was off. Weiss opens her eyes and with harmony we look at Ruby.
"WHAT!?" We both shout at the Doc. Everyone covers their ears as they hear Weiss and I roar loudly. We have changed the script so it wouldn't involve kissing, it was some stupid flick on the forehead and then BOOM! She wakes up. Or something like that... Yeah, Ruby is really bad at this.
"I said kiss! Weiss lay down!"
"No! That's not part of the script!" I told my best friend. She pulls out the script from her pocket and flips through it. She shakes her head and then looks at me.
"Sorry, I changed it a few days ago. Snow White won't be Snow White if the Prince doesn't kiss the cursed maiden." Ruby says and she points at the script. Weiss takes the script and rips it into a million pieces. "Weiss!" Ruby shouts at the Heiress of the Schnee Dust Company.
"No! No! No! No! My first kiss doesn't have to be from this dunce!" Weiss tells Ruby.
"Will then I can be Snow White then," Ruby suggest.
"NO! NO! NO! You can't, you're a minor. Why don't you just change the script back again?"
"Sorry Weiss. The team cast a vote and said we should keep the script for kissing. If you seriously don't want to kiss I'll be Snow White." Ruby suggest again.
"Who voted to keep the script as the original!?" I ask Ruby. Ruby, Blake- and Yang raised their hands.
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!? This is supposed to be PG!" I shout at them.
"It is. I mean kissing isn't much of a deal. Don't you see your parents do it every day?" Yang asks me.
"Yeah! But your first kiss is a symbol of the bond between you and the person receiving the kiss. It's not something you can give it away freely!" Weiss says.
"It's not that special. My first kiss was with my ex-boyfriend and I dump that guy so hard. Remember Peter Ruby?" Yang questions her sister.
"Wasn't he the one who commit suicide after you dumped him?" Ruby asks.
"Not now Ruby," Yang tells her sister.
"But! But!" Weiss continues to protest.
"The group already decided so hurry up and kiss," Blake respond to all of Weiss's whining. Weiss grabs my shoulders and brings me close to her. I widen my eyes upon the sudden action of the Heiress.
"ARE YOU READY FOR THIS!?" Weiss shouts at me nervously.
"Uh..." I try to say something but nothing seems to come out of my mouth.
"Yeah, he's not ready. So let's change scenes." Weiss says happily and lets go of my shoulders. Ruby takes Crescent Rose out and aims the barrel at Weiss's face.
"Three choices Princess. You kiss Soichi, you give the role to me." Ruby says and then she pulls the bolt holder back. "Or I blow your face into next week," Ruby says. I grab Weiss by the shoulders and she turns around.
"ARE YOU READY FOR THIS!?" I shout at Weiss.
"YEAH!" She shouts back at me. We were not ready for this, my face was red this was my first kiss. I can somewhat sympathize with her on why the first kiss was special.
"SO ARE YOU READY FOR THE KISS?" I asked her again.
"YEAH I'M READY TO BE VIOLATED BY YOU AND FORCE INTO A CORNER AND BEATEN AND ABUSE BY YOU!" She shouts at me saying some nonsensical things.
"DON'T WORRY YANG OWNS MY ASS'S VIRGINITY!" I shout at her again.
"OK!"
"OK!?" I ask her.
"OK!"
"THEN LET'S DO THIS!" I shout at her and I slowly brought my face closer and closer to her. She closes her eyes and her face got redder than Ruby's cape. The door creaks open and Weiss puts her left hand on my face and slams me onto the floor.
"WE'RE NOT KISSING!" Weiss shouts so loud the entire Academy could hear her. Someone walks in and I recognize this guy. He was about Blake's size had rectangular glasses navy blue hair; he wore a green shirt that's the same color as his eyes, along with the shirt he wore some khakis.
"Ben? Do you need something?" Yang asks the person who opened the door. Let me introduce you to this guy, this guy is Ben from team BENN, I thought he was here to complain about me making a hole on his wall. Not the time when I shot the wall with Stormflower. But the second time, which was not the first time, which was not the second one but it was the second one.
Do you want to know what happen? Yang and I were fooling around yesterday and I decided to take her Ember Celica and try to boost myself to my bed, when I fire a shot it blast a hole in team BENN's wall and I also flew out the window, I was way off from my bed. "Um. I want you guys to help me. Well... Mostly Soichi." Ben tells us. Ben and we hang out often he was the third year student at Beacon. Although he and his team weren't as good as we are. Though they do study hard but they still don't do well.
"Um. I want you guys to help me. Well... Mostly Soichi." Ben tells us. Ben and we hang out often he was the third year student at Beacon. Although he and his team weren't as good as we are. Though they do study hard but they still don't do well.
"My help?" I ask Ben as I stood up rubbing my nose.
"Yeah, I need you to help me with something important." He says, I look at Ruby and she shrugs.
"What do you want?" I ask Ben, he walks closer to us; he was fidgeting his hand a lot. I didn't know he had anxiety issues.
"I... Uh... Want you to... Uhhh. Help me..." I nodded at Ben, I guess I was helping him feel comfortable when I made a grumpy face. Can't help it that I broke my nose the fifth time this week.
"Go on," Yang tells Ben, I am glad she was here. Yang always made other people feel better, even though she mistreats them.
"I want you to help me confess to someone," Ben says. I look at Blake we made the same face. She and I couldn't believe what Ben had told us.
"Never fear! Love Doctor Weiss is here!" Weiss shouts she had one of those lab coats on but the cool ones for doctors. I pushed Weiss aside because Ben asked me.
"Just go up to the girl and tell her your feelings. It's that easy."
"It's not a normal girl," Ben tells me. Upon hearing that I sigh, I don't even know why Ben wants my help. Ben and I aren't really that close.
"Who is it? Weiss? Ruby? Yang? I can't help you with Yang. She's a savage." I ask Ben.
"What! No! Not someone from RWBY. It's a difficult person." Ben tells me, I raised an eyebrow.
"Is it Blake?" Weiss asks Ben.
"No! It's no one from RWBY!"
"Yang?" Ruby asks Ben.
"I SAID! It's not someone from RWBY!" Ben raised his voice at us.
"Then who is is?" Blake asks him. Ben lets out a deep sigh and muster up the courage to tell us.
"Its... Its... Coco." Ben says. Once he said that RWBYS all look at each other.
"Take it from the top again?" I ask Ruby.
"Yep scene one act one," Ruby says and we all got up to go on stage.
"Wait! Aren't you guys going to help me?" Ben asks us.
"Dude! It's Coco! We can't do shit!" I told him.
"But you're the famous Harem King!" Ben tells me.
"THE FUCK YOU CALL ME!?"
"Your nickname. Everyone calls you the Harem King." Ben tells me, RWBY was also surprised by this news.
"Since when did people call me that?" I ask Ben.
"I don't know. Maybe that time when you saw Ruby's bear pan-" Ben stops his sentence as Yang gave him the murderous glare. He didn't need to finish I know he meant that time when I came back from Ozpin. The night when I saw Ruby in her red bra and teddy bear panties. Weiss grabs a glass bottle and smashes it on my head.
"Stop doing that!" I yell at Weiss, she closes her eyes and turns her head away from me. I rub the back of my head in pain.
"Is this normal?" Ben asks Yang. The blonde crosses her arms and nods at the leader of team BENN.
"Ben, forget about it," I told him, I mean have you seen Coco? That girl spends more money than Weiss on a shopping spree. The girl literally kicks Grimms in the nuts. She is also the same girl with the most powerful range weapon that I saw. That shit ripped a seven meter wide Nevermore in two pieces.
"I'm sorry Ben. Coco has shot down every guy that asked her out." Ruby says.
"Yeah did you not hear about what happen to Jack when he made the most dramatic confession to Coco?" Yang asks Ben. My team and I remember that time, yea that was possibly the most brutal and most savage rejection ever.
"Could you guys at least help? I mean look at Soichi he has girls all over him!" Ben says, I look at the guy. Was he literally serious?... OH MY GOD! He is serious! And he is so true! The only people that I hung out with is mainly girls. My team, along with team JNPR, after that a bunch of girls that I made friends with. Holy shit now I think about it I never really talked to another guy that wasn't Jaune or Ren.
"Ok, point number one. My teammates are not my 'Harem'." I said and Yang interrupts.
"I'm down with being part of your Harem. I want to try some multi-action stuff. If ya know what I mean." Yang says and winks at us.
"Yang!" We all shout at the blonde, Yang just snickers and gives a grin.
"Point number two. I have no male friends besides Jaune and Ren." I told Ben, one of my female friends walk across the room and says hello.
"Hi, Soichi! Hi, Ruby!"
"Hi, Katy!" Ruby and I greeted our friend from Port's class.
"Point number three. We're doing this shit my way." I told Ben, and he forms a smile on his face knowing that I will help him.
"That's not a point," Weiss says.
"Shut up!" I yelled at her.
Well, it looks like this is another shit chapter release by me. How the fuck do you guys read this cringy shit? Even I have a bad time revising the work. I mean the next chapter I will post it without any revisions and things. Just so you could realize how shit I am at English. Don't worry I am going to revise it at the same time I am posting chapter fourteen. Well by the time you are reading this the chapter might have already been revised. So yeah, also! ONE MORE WEEK UNTIL PREMIERE OF VOLUME FOUR! EXCITED! Fingers cross that it won't be as shit as this shitty fanfiction. Until then don't taze me, bro... CHILL!
