Title: Reason 38: because he/she is from one of the countries you haven't had sex with a person from yet
Spoilers: 2.03 Pairing: John/Surprise Length: 288 words Rating: PG Warning: implied sex
Summary: 'Three continents Watson' tries to finish out the other continents.
AN: This one was kind of difficult because I couldn't help thinking 'who does something like that'. I had to write something about "three continents Watson." So it's more continents then counties.
John is out with some old army friends. It's the first time having a night out since Sherlock died. He's more than a bit tipsy when the subject of his love life comes up.
"So how's Three Continents Watson's love life?" one of his old teammates asks. Three Continents Watson was a nickname that John had received for his variety of sex partners during his service.
"Did you finally make it all the way around the map?" someone else asks.
"5 out of 7," Watson explains. "I'm just missing South America and Antarctica. But seriously who lives in Antarctica?"
It's an interesting coincidence that John meets just such a person later.
He's at the bar getting another round of drinks when a thin man with glasses bumps into him. They get to chatting.
"So you're a doctor?" the man asks.
"Yeah," John agrees. "Clinic work mostly. It's not particularly interesting. What about you?"
"I'm a doctor of sorts too," the man answers. "I'm a scientist. I've been doing research for the last couple of years at in Antarctica. I'll be going back at the end of the month."
"Antartica, really?" John is pretty sure that it counts.
Sherlock leaves Johns apartment (his new apartment not 221B) in the morning. He catches a cab and begins taking off his disguise. His cell phone rings. A blocked number.
"Hello, Mycroft."
"Good morning. I trust you and the doctor had an excellent night and now we can get back to dismantling the spiders web."
"Shut up Mycroft."
He'd just planned on checking in on John but when he'd overheard talk of "three continents Watson" he'd had to take what could be him only chance to experience it for himself.
AN: Please leave me a review. Tell me where I can improve.
