Chapter12: The Midnight Advice...Twice

Slowly Miroku and Kagome made their way down to the kichen.

"Okay Miroku... what's up?" asked Kagome. Miroku pulled a chair out from the table and sat down. He stared at his feet and mumbled something.

"Imeenmawiddlemelp..." he muttered.

"Excuse me?" asked Kagome. Miroku sighed again.

"I said I need a little help."

"With... with what?"

"Sango." Kagome gave him a very surprised look which quickly turned to anger.

"It seems to can handle that well enough on your own!" she said sarcastically.

"No! I mean for real! For some reason Sango doesn't seem to like my...charm."

"Charm is not the word! It's more like...advances!"

"It's not my fault I'm confident in my sexual prowess!" Miroku said. Kagome laughed, but Miroku looked completly serious.

"You're...serious?"

"Yeah..."

"Oh, wow! Where to start! Well, it's about time you asked for my help!"

"What do you mean?" he asked confused.

"I mean it's about time you asked a girl for help instead of using your dumb pick-up lines!" she said with vigor.

"Gee, thanks." .sweatdrop.

"Okay Miroku. Here's what you do!" Quickly Kagome took out a notebook and told him what her plan was to win Sango's affection.

"Wow Kagome. It sounds like you've thought about this a lot!"

"Uh, of course I haven't!" she said throwing the notebook in the trash. "Now, let's get some sleep. You got a big day tomorrow!"

InuYasha was lying on his sleeping bag staring out the window when Miroku tip-toed back into the room.

'Wonder what he was doin'.' he thought. 'I probably don't want to know!' he thought rolling over onto his side. Just as he was about to fall asleep Koga let out a loud snort and scratched his head. 'Stupid Koga!' he thought, 'Ruining my life even when he's asleep!' Inu stood up and walked over to Koga. Inu silently leaned over and and put his mouth by his ear. Inu made his voice all high and squeaky. "Oh Koga! It's me Kagome! I love you so much! Kiss me Wolf-Boy!" he said in his ear.

"WHAT? Kagome?" Koga yelled jumping up. Inu was rolling on the floor laughing his head off.

"Hey Koga! What's wrong!" laughed Inu.

"You Mutt! You're just being stupid because Kagome likes me better!" Koga growled. Inu stopped laughing.

"WHAT? Yeah right! She likes me so much more than you, ya' stupid wolf!"

"Oh yeah? Then why did you pester me and wake me up?"

"Because Oh Wise One, you snore louder than a congested bear demon!"

"I do not!"

"Do too!"

They continued yelling at each other until Kagome's mom heard them and came to Souta's room.

"What's going on in here?" she asked rubbing her eyes. She walked into the room and her eyes became the size of dinner plates. Inu had tied Koga's legs feet and hands behide his back and was jumping on him. Koga was trying to wiggle loose, but gave up and just bit Inu's ankles instead.

"Ow! You had enough? Huh!"

"Never!" .CHOMP.

"BOYS! You stop this right now!" she yelled. Inu stopped jumping and Koga stopped biting. "InuYasha and Koga you have to stop fighting! If this is about Kagome then you have to find a better way to impress her! No decent girl wants two boys beating each other up over her! Well, maybe a little... But that's not the point! Why don't you make her breakfast or something!"

"Huh..?" Inu and Koda stammered. "Breakfast?"

"Sure, why not! Now go to bed!" she said and turned on her heels and left. Koga and Inu slowly goy into their sleeping bags.

"I'm making her breakfast you know!" said Koga.

"Well, so am I!"

"Mine's gonna be better!"

"Yeah right!"

"BOYS! WHAT DID I SAY?" Kagome's mom shouted from her room.

"I'll just make mine first!" whispered Koga.

"We'll see!" Inu whispered back. Inu turned over onto his back so he didn't have to look at Koga. 'I have a couple tricks up my sleeve.' he thought. Unfortunatly (however good for the fans! ) Koga was thinking the exact same thing.

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