In a certain civilization where people didn't bathe, there was a horrid beast that was said to kill everything. The king was too big of a wuss and didn't feel like using his army to kill the beast, so he promised to give his daughter to whoever felt like getting themselves killed.
There were two brothers. Yoki and Scar. What? You thought that it would be Ed and Al? Who wants to read about them? Anyways, Yoki was a crafty and selfish man who couldn't do anything for himself, Scar was a big stupid man who blew things up. They both decided that they wanted to be married to the daughter of the king. Yoki wanted to become part of the royal family so he would become rich, and scar wanted to kill her because he thought she was a state alchemist. They separated and went on their way. After a day or two of traveling scar came across an old man. The old man had a black spear in his arm.
"Hey there sonny!" The old man said to scar.
"Ummm...hello?" Scar said while looking around uncomfortably.
"I'm gunna give you this here spear so you can kill that wild beast!"
"First of all, I can blow things up. Secondly how do you know that I'm going to kill the beast. Thirdly...why are you twitching like that?"
"It's because I'm crazy!" The man said as he walked off.
"Okay..." Scar said as he continued his journey.
Not much later, Scar came into contact with the wild beast. It was a rabid fangirl. It ran towards Scar and attempted to glomp him, but Scar blew her up. He picked up the dead body, stuck it in a bag, and continued on his journey.
Yoki was at a bar. Drinking. Beer. He saw scar walking by and called to him. The two brothers drank beer and bought cheap hookers until it was nighttime. Scar and Yoki then began to walk towards the town. It wasn't much later that the two brothers came to a bridge.
"You go first. I'm scared of bridges!" Yoki said. Scar began to cross the bridge and Yoki ran up behind Scar and pointed a gun to his head.
"You backstabbing-"
"Back shooting..."
"This is madness!" Scar said loudly.
"Madness? No, THIS IS SPARTA!" Yoki said as he capped Scar. Yoki then took his brother under the bridge, drew a moustache on him and buried him there. Yoki then went to the village, got married to the daughter of the king and became wealthy. A few years later Scar's body was found under the bridge. Apparently a troll wanted to rent the bridge. After the king heard of the incident he had Yoki hanged.
The End.
Okay, so this chapter didn't turn out like I wanted, but...
From now on I will insert a movie quote into every Fullmetal Tales chapter. Everyone should have been able to recognize this chapters quote.
