Hello everyone! Here I am with another update for you. :D Hope I didn't make you wait too long~ I actually couldn't really think of anything to write for this, but tonight I knew I had to come up with something. And as I opened word, BAM , an idea popped into my head! Enjoy~
"MATT! MATT YOU GET YOUR FAT ASS IN HERE THIS INSTANT AND EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME YOU LITTLE FUCKER!" Mello's voice boomed from the bathroom all across the apartment. Clearly, Mello had been pissed off, and Matt was the cause of it, though the redhead didn't even bother looking away from his controller. In fact, he just kept his "fat ass", as Mello called it, on the couch, in front of his Xbox.
"MATT! YOU BETTER GET HER BEFORE I GET OUT THERE. THIS IS THE LAST CHANCE I'M GICING YOU TO SPARE YOU DAMN LIFE!" Again came the roaring of Mello's voice from the bathroom. He was making threats now, desperate for Matt to come to the bathroom so he could chew him out. Being Mello and all, he would avoid moving his fat ass at all costs, but the threat tactic was not working with Matt today.
Cursing loudly the blond finally decided that it would, in fact, be better to confront his lover about this…problem he had. Grabbing a towel and wrapping it round his waist, Mello got out of the shower and made his way to the living room. One hand clenched in a tight fist, the other holding a bottle of his most favorite and cherished shampoos. The chocolate scented one.
Mello had gone through a lot of trouble to get it, or rather made Matt go through a lot of trouble to get it for him. It smelled like chocolate, it looked like chocolate, and it was more than perfect. Or at least it was, until today.
Throwing open the bathroom door, Mello marched out into the living room, got in a pose, and glared at Matt. The redhead didn't bother reacting, since he was at the final level of his game, halfway through the boss battle. Fingers moving over his controller buttons with lightning speed, the most Mello got out of Matt was a grunt as If to say, what do you want?
"Matt. You better put that thing down and fucking explain this shit to me!" The blond threw the bottle of shampoo at Matt, and it hit him in the head with a hollow thump. After a moment of silence Matt paused the game and stared at the object which now lay in his lap.
After a long moment of silence and staring at the bottle, Matt's head slowly lifted and his gaze fixed on Mello. Trying his best not to laugh, Matt opened his mouth to say something, but closed it right after he almost burst into endless fits of laughter.
"Matt, I'll ask you one last time. What. The. Fuck. Is. This." Mello jerked his finger at his head, making sure to point out his hair.
"Uh..Well Mello…It's not that bad…"
"Are you fucking kidding me? It's purple! My hair is fucking purple Matt! WHY?" Both of Mello's arms flew up, pointing to his head, and grabbing locks as if to emphasize his point.
At this point Matt couldn't take it, and as he burst into a laughing fit, he replied, "That's not the only thing that's purple Mels…" Pointing at Mello, Mat began laughing even more, unable to control himself or his breathing. As the blond had been standing there, flailing his arms in rage, his towel had slipped off his waist. Now, Mello stood stark naked in front of Matt, and the redhead had a point, not only Mello's hair was purple, but his body too.
Of course, there were only splotches of purple all across Mello's body, but it was still purple. Mello was covered in purple spots, from head to toe, and to top it off, his hair was now purple too. And whose fault was this? Matt's and Matt's only.
After Mello had regained control of himself, he took off full speed running towards the couch ready to choke the fat ass who had done this to him. Matt, seeing this coming, had already gotten up and was racing towards the front door, not bothering to even grab his shoes. All he wanted and needed to do was get out of here, and fast.
As Matt ran out the door, he heard a string of curses leave Mello's lips and looked back to see a red-faced, purple haired Mello standing by the door, glaring back at him.
Tonight, Matt wouldn't be sleeping at home. Clearly putting hair dye into Mello's shampoo as a prank was definitely NOT a good idea at all.
A/N: Oh Matt, always getting yourself into more trouble. ;P Don't know if I'll be updating anytime soon, since I have absolutely no ideas ._. But, on another note, did you like this guys? Did it make you laugh? How about leaving a comment and telling me what you thought? :3
