Disclaimer: I still own nothing… But, I'm getting closer…
So… I am apologizing for this chapter ahead of time. I've been trying to write this for awhile, but every time I tried: nothing! Oh, and I'm sorry about the long wait! Stupid blocks :(
Today I had a foam sword fight with my best friend and a light saber fight with my boyfriend. They are both men over 6 ft. I'm a 5'5" petite woman. I kicked their asses. MLIA
"Wait… the girls are having a sleepover?" Mike asked Kurt to make sure he heard right.
"Yeah… I was going to call Mercedes and tell her I might stop by. Why do you care?" Kurt could see the wheels in the other boy's minds turning and he didn't like it.
"We should crash it!" Matt shouted out the one phrase Kurt was afraid of hearing. All the other boys were nodding in agreement.
While the boys speculated about what the girls would be doing (pillow fights, etc.) Kurt could only wonder how he could warn the girls without the boys knowing. And it finally hit him, the perfect idea…
"I think I know a way to get you guys in..." Immediately all conversation stopped and all eyes were on Kurt, "I'll go over as 'one of the girls' and sneak you in during the sleepover, I would say everyone would be settled in enough by around ten. What do you think?"
The boy's didn't even have to think over Kurt's plan; they loved the idea of a man on the inside. But, they all forgot that Kurt was an honorary girl…
[Mercedes' House]
"So they think they can just sneak into our sleepover? How did they think that was gonna work?"
After leaving the boy's Kurt called an emergency meeting with Mercedes and Tina so he could tell them about the boy's plan. After hearing at they text the girls a shorter version of Kurt's story and started to think up ways to prank the boys, but so far they couldn't come up with anything. And then it came to Tina…
"I think I have something. How about an ambush?"
"What do you mean?" Mercedes asked the quieter female as Kurt stared on in curiosity.
"Well, Kurt could text them to come over and when they do we would be hidden in the bushes or something out front. Then when they go to the door, they will wait until Kurt lets them in, and we can jump out and ambush them!"
"That actually sounds kind of fun. But, we would need something to ambush them which. I'm pretty sure that five boys, four of which are football players would be threatened by a bunch of girls. We need… I don't know what we need."
"Mercedes, don't your brothers have those foamy nerf swords?" Kurt asked his best friend.
"Yeah, they have a ton. Why are you-" it finally dawned on her, "Oh! I don't know if there will be enough for all seven of us, but they also have some nerf guns we could use."
"Good."
[Rachel's House]
"Is everyone clear on the plan?" Mercedes asked all the girls.
"Why don't they just ask to come over?" Brittany asked with this vacant stare.
"Brittany, they wanted to spy on us." Tina tried to explain to the cheerleader.
"But, why?"
"It's a game. We have to do this to win." Santana told her friend, knowing her questioning wouldn't stop.
"Oh… okay!"
"Anyway, who wants a gun?"
The girls (and Kurt) decided on their "weapons" and hiding places and after a few tiny arguments, they were ready for their surprise attack. They decided that Kurt would tell them to come over at 10 and, just to be safe, they would be in position by 9:50.
[9:55]
Everyone was in position; Quinn and Rachel were in the house because Quinn had to pee every five minutes and Rachel didn't want to risk kneeling in dirt. Santana, Brittany, and Tina were waiting to pounce down from their spots in the tree. Mercedes was hidden behind a bush near the front door. And Kurt was behind a bush on the far side of the lawn. They all were anticipating the boys arrival…
[10:03]
As soon as the boys walked up to the door all hell broke loose. Quinn shot her gun from a window, just so she wouldn't hurt the baby, and Rachel decided to shoot from the opposite window, mainly because she didn't want to "get into the middle and possible get hurt." The three in the tree pounced down with their form swords, and lights sabers and attacked without hesitation. Mercedes and Kurt took the opposite corners of Rachel and Quinn and let loose.
The boys were in complete shock and didn't know how to react. One moment they were thinking they were going to sneak in and scare the girls and the next they were being ambushed by six girls and Kurt, all with weapons. A few tried to take the swords/sabers away from the three mainly attacking them, but you would have thought they had training the way they were moving.
After about ten minutes of attacking, the girls, mainly Rachel, thought that they had "learned their lesson."
"Kurt, what the heck. I thought you were gonna get us in!" Mike said, trying to sound angry, but couldn't stop the laughter from entering his voice.
"You boys seem to forget that I will always be one of the girls." Kurt replied with a voice that made the other boys feel like they should have known that.
"You know, if you wanted to come to the sleepover you could have just asked." Quinn told the boys with an innocent little voice.
"So, can we?" the boys looked up, hopefully, at the girls and Kurt.
"Well, maybe if you would have asked before… But, tonight is a girl's night only. Sorry." The boys were left outside still in a bit of shock as the girls (and Kurt) walked inside to continue their sleepover.
Again... I feel the need to apoligize. I swear the next chapter will be better! And definately up a lot sooner! (It's already started, promise!)
