a/n: Yo. I realized that I say 'Yo' a lot. Well anyways, I decided to put this lil mini story that me and Hakowa (privity so we shall show up as Hakowa, my friend. Rikku, me) made up in FWC. ok, not really a story but it could be.
Disclaimer: No I don't own Fruits Basket. But I do own a furuba anime & all the books & my kyo kitty hat. No, you can't have Edward Elric, he's my lover. No, you can't be Roy Mustang's secret love child, that's me. No, you can't have Denny Bloch, he's Hakowa's lover. No, you can't be Frank Archer's secret love child, that's Hakowa's daddy. (we were discussing FMA) Now on with the mini story!
Rikku:That was our lost... (tear, tear)
Hakowa: Don't mention it. (looks away) Oh, did you see Dante's dress?
Rikku: Yea. I didn't know Ed could dance.
Hakowa: I think Rose held him to close! (closes eyes)
Rikku: Rose is getting to close to my man! (pressure point)
Hakowa: Think about this, Envy killed mine! (crying) WHY?
Rikku: He's evil. (claps hands together) Right!
Koenma: Junior doesn't think so!
Rikku: Where'd Junior come from? (confused look) I don't remember us inviting him over.
Hakowa: Don't talk to our guest that way.
Rikku: Go away guest! I'm trying to kill someone! (pulls out huge gun. more than likely stoled it from Hawkeye)
Hakowa: (makes a cannon and aims for Rikku) Yes. I'm happy.
Rikku: (dodges cannon ball) Not cool! (lots of pressure points) Me and Ed are suppose to be together. Not Rose, Ed, and baby!
Hakowa: The baby is a bomb. (draws a circle that's on the baby)
Rikku: Bad baby.
Hakowa: Yes, but Rose played with her dye when she was a kid.
Rikku: She's stupid.
Hakowa: Yupe.
Rikku: I don't see what Ed sees in her! (very angry and more pressure points)
Hakowa: Evil.. (tear, tear)
Rikku: (back to normal) Wrath's still alive, you know.
Hakowa: No, Envy did away with him.
Rikku: No, he has to fight monster Gluttony and when Al's a human. Then he goes back to the gate.
Hakowa: Why?
Rikku: To help bring Ed back. (cough, to me, cough)
Hakowa: Wrath?
Rikku: Yupe. Gluttony tries to stop him though. Did you not watch Gluttony vs Wrath video?
Hakowa: No, was that from the show?
Rikku: I think so. If not then the movie because Ed was 18 I think.
Hakowa: And Al's hair? Explain.
Rikku: (sigh) His hair is like when he was a boy but longer and pulled back into a pony tail. Hair goes around somewhere to the shoulders. Ed's longer in a pony tail. Oh, and Al wears Ed's clothes.
Hakowa: Pony tail?
Rikku: (sighs) When he turned back into a human, it was already long I suppose.
Hakowa: But in Shambalas concure, Al isn't human. (a/n: that's the movie name)
Rikku: Well then, he must've turned back into a human during the movie. Or after.
THE END. So much for a short story. Oh well, let's get back to the real story.
Reviews! Yay!
Kenya: Oh, well sorry for the dirtyness. (smiles) My mind has never been "clean" bout anything since I saw that statue guy's penis. That's a pretty cool saying. I just tell people who are bugging me to either Fuck off or Die. No, not really. I'm one of the weirdest people at my school.
Creepysharingan: Hakowa! My Bestest best friend! We cannot let our dream be unfulfill! I'll be working on the characters now. (sweat drop)
Gay Zodiacs
Chapter 12 - Are We There Yet?
thoughts (actions)
Tohru: (comes back into the room) Say, Shigure-san, shouldn't you go get Yuki and Kyo? They called 3 days ago for you to come pick them up.
Shigure: (looking up from his book) I really enjoyed the peace and quiet though... (sighs and gets up and stretches) I suppose I should...
BACK TO KYO & YUKI
Kyo: Where are we exately? (walking down some road, not really sure if they are still in China)
Yuki: I don't know, so shut up and keep walking. (walking ahead)
Kyo: Are we there yet?
Yuki: For the 5 hundredth time, NO!
Kyo: Are you sure?
Yuki: Yes. Why?
Kyo: Cause this sign says that Tokyo is right in front of us.
Yuki: What?
Kyo: It says 'Welcome to Tokyo'. (pointing at the welcome sign)
Yuki: Wow. So we are here. You know, I actually thought that the author, Rikku, would've kept us wondering around China more.
Kyo: Who cares? WE'RE HOME! (runs all the way to Shigure's house with Yuki following)
BACK TO SHIGURE'S HOUSE
Shigure: (starts the car) I'll be back whenever.
Tohru: Ok, take care.
Isuzu: See you later, Gure-nii.
Shigure: You too. (backs out)
BACK TO KYO & YUKI
Yuki: Hey! Look, there's Shigure's house right now!
Kyo: Bet I can beat you!
Yuki: You're on!
They run really fast. Then, well... here's what happened. (starts drawing stick people of everybody) Kyo and Yuki were running and running and running. Shigure didn't bother to look back to the driveway and started to go faster than usual. They had a head on collision. Everybody's still alive though.
HOSPITAL
Kyo: (slowly wakes up and looking around) Where are we? And why does my head hurt?
Doctor: Hope Hospital. Your cousin, Shigure, hit youand your other cousinwith his car.
Kyo: Ok. Well, I gotta go home. So, buh-bye. (gets up and leaves. not really knowing he's in a hospital gown with no boxers)
a/n: Man I wish Kyo wasn't gay! (drools as she continues to write)
Doctor: You can't leave.
Kyo: Yea I can. And why do I feel a sudden draft? Ah, I don't give a shit. (continues to leave. all girl nursesand patientswhistled at him) I'm gay.
All Girls: Awww...
Nurse Angie: That's to bad... I was going to give you my number too!
Kyo: (looks at the blonde, green eye nurse) Well you can't cause my guy cousins will kick your ass...
Nurse Angie: COUSINS? (shocked) NEVERMIND, SICKO!
Shigure: Kyo, whatever are you doing out of bed?
Kyo: I want to go home.
Shigure: You have to stay at least one night here.
Kyo: No way. I want to be in my room.
Shigure: Then why'd you leave. And will you please put boxers or shorts on? People are giving you weird sick looks!
Kyo: Then why are you looking, Shigure?
Shigure: There's nothing else to look at.
Kyo: Where's that damn rat's room?
Shigure: Over there. (points to a room. Kyo walks in there)
Yuki: Oww... My head... (holding a hand to his head) What happened?
Kyo: Shigure ran over us. (sitting right beside Yuki)
Yuki: We're running out of luck...
Kyo: We never had luck.
Yuki: At least we get free food!
Kyo: (on top of Yuki) Let's skip the food!
Yuki: Oh yes! (they start kissing)
Let's skip that night and go straight to the morning. Only because this is rated T and not M. Yuki and Kyo were getting dressed and everything. Nurse Angie came in.
Nurse Angie: Oh dear God! Don't tell me you two...!
Kyo: Then we won't. (pulling his boxers on)
Nurse Angie: EWWW! SICKOS!
Yuki: We'll be leaving. (getting his shirt on)
They leave but this time, Hatori's taking them home so that no accident will occur.
a/n:
I probably won't update as much this week since I have bench marks and Iowa Basic Skills Test. I just got done making 4 dresses and 1 suit for a couple of people in mine, Hakowa, and my younger cousin's manga. And9 masks for the masquerade ball, so I'm kinda out of it I guess you could say.
I still own your ass.
Volcan 300
