-1a/n do I not rock??? Yeah, I rock! And you know it!! THREE in a day!! Within an hour or two!! Do I rock? YES!! Now, to the story…an evil Warriors cat will die, just to tell you!!

KITTY KILLER!

The day was normal at the Cullens house…until Alice came home with a sick kitty that had a broken tail.

Alice spent all her time nursing little kitty…unless she was shopping, so Jasper gots reals jealous of kitty.

Jasper decided to kill kitty one day…but then Alice caught the decision, so he decided to not kill kitty…or did he?

When she was gone, and FAR gone, to the Mall of America…it was a rainy day there, OK? And she was too far to get there before kitty died, Jasper 'accidentally' fed the cat some poisonous food.

Kitty died…and Alice showed up, and cried, and glared at Jasper, who pointed to Emmett who pointed to Carlisle, who backed up, and made Emmetts finger be pointing at Edward, who pointed at Rosalie, who just took a break from doing her nails, and backed up, making Edward point to Esme, who started to growl, and then Edward pointed to Jasper again, and then ran, and Emmett pointed to Jasper, and then ran, and then the rest of the family left, before Jasper could blame them, and then Jasper looked sheepishly at Alice, and pointed at the cat.

Alice tackled Jasper…

Until Jasper said…

"OK OK!! I DID IT!! BY ACCIDENT!!" and then more, until Jasper said, "OK!! ON PURPOSE!!!" and then she let go of all of him but his ear, and stuck him in a corner, and took away all his books…and made him listen to…dundundun…POP MUSIC!!

Jasper said his new phrase word, cuz he felt like it, and then whimpered pathetically as the rest of his family, minus Alice, Esme, and Carlisle, laughed at him and stuff…

JASPER learned: DO NOT KILL A KITTY ALICE LOVES EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grave:

Here lies Brokentail,

May he rest in peace(or not, considering he stole Alice…) and…

May no other cats be killed cuz Jasper is jealous of them…even though he did deserve it…

a/n good. Bad. Made your eyes bleed? Made you cry? Rocked? Sucked? Whadd'ya think ub it?