Leah decided to take control. I was shoved into the backseat. (T_T). Apologies in advance for her language.

Dear fanfiction,

Leah and Jacob, Leah and Bella, Leah and Edward, Leah and Embry, Leah and Paul, Leah and Sam (Never. Again.), Leah and Emmett, Leah and Demetri...

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

I will imprint when I imprint, and it obviously isn't with anyone in the books (That's right! I'm breaking the fourth wall! I'm that badass.), but heck, I've got an eternity to search for The One, and he isn't gonna be called Mr. Gary Perfect Musclehead Stu.

Suck it, bitches!, Leah