Mary Cooper never hankered to see another potato salad for the rest of her life, she had the food ready for the family as it was July 4th, they had fireworks at the ready, the neighbors had all pitched in and was helping them to supply the food and drink, even Costco was nearly empty of stock, Sheldon had a new suit that looked so sophisticated, she could not believe it was him, Howard, Leonard and Raj were his Best men, Penny and Missy were to be Rory's bridesmaids, Al had decided to stay with friends, Mary thought he was upset Sheldon had not asked him to be his best man, but how could he of done, Sheldon and Al had hated each other since their first encounter, Mary had given Sheldon to Al as a baby and Al had dropped him, she was sure Sheldon remembered this, as impossible as it should be.
Her son was in the kitchen, he had just opened her gift to him that she had left in the tree house, it was a t shirt with the evolutionary scale on it only the man at the end was facing the others and it read 'stop following me', he also had a new leather case for his IPad 2. Sheldon loved them.
Rory had opened her present from Mary, it was a hand knitted Dr. who scarf, Rory insisted that it looked well with the wedding dress but she was shouted down by every female in the house.
Sheldon was nervous, Leonard noticed him making a small shandy in the kitchen, so he watched Sheldon like a hawk, making sure that there would be no mooning or singing the elements like the last time he consumed Alcohol, he also did not want to have to show Sheldon the wedding on YouTube.
"so, are you nervous Sheldon?" Leonard asked, Howard and Raj were still trying to put their cravats on but were listening all the same.
"why would I be nervous, I am just about to stand up in front of nearly everyone I know and say things Iv never said before, tonight I will have to engage in coitus which scares the bejeebers out of me, and to make matters worse the candles are not made of soy, so tonight we may be giving everyone cancer as a wedding favors."
Sheldon was pacing the kitchen now, Howard tried to offer some words of wisdom but frankly telling Sheldon how he ended handcuffed to a bed on Florida beach was not helping, Sheldon started hyperventilating at that point.
"I'm just saying that if Rory has handcuffs be careful, try to handcuff her before she handcuffs you." said Howard, trying to rectify the situation.
Sheldon was starting to go Blue.
Leonard calmed him down by saying that he did not have to do anything he did not want to, Rory would understand and he would ask penny to ask Rory if she possessed handcuffs, if she does then penny will confiscate them. This managed to calm Sheldon back to 'normal' until Raj put down the WKD in his hand and decided to offer Sheldon some advice of his own. The advice involved electrodes.
Sheldon Passed out on the Kitchen floor.
When he came too he was laying on the couch, his head on Rory's lap, she was singing soft kitty to him, he smiled, it always made him feel better when she sang soft kitty to him, Rory had been the one who wrote it all those years ago, when Sheldon was sick Rory would come over and sing it too him, as he was sick quite a lot because of his chronic hypochondria Mary Cooper had heard it so many times that when Rory left Mary already knew all the words.
Sheldon sat up and looked at his fiancé, her hair was up and had been put into ringlets, her makeup was basic but she had a natural beauty after all, she was still wearing the Dr. Who scarf though, Penny will have to hide that he thought.
"I am worried about consummating the marriage tonight, Omit I am not a fan of germs, cross contamination or anything that makes me sticky" Sheldon said to Rory, she just laughed, she told Sheldon she felt the same way, she did not expect anything of him tonight, she just wanted to be married to him.
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Authors note. I'm not very good at writing for the rest of the gang, it's really frustrating!
I really relate to Sheldon's persona so I can write for him better than I can anyone else, it's kind of what I would say or do in that situation. Please review and tell me what you think, Thank you for all of the reviews already!
