::Disclaimer:: I in no way own any of the characters mentioned below….. Yes I know it's tragic, but we'll get through it together!
Haha, I got my first flame! Too bad it was only about how horrible slash was and not how bad my writing is. Ahh well, we can only hope for better haters in the future, right?

For reference:

Sirius

Remus

James

Peter


(Beginning of Seventh Year. Relationships: Remus and Sirius)

I've got it!

Got what?

The perfect way to ask Lily out of course!

Of course….

First I'm going to ask her to talk to me in private and lead her up to the tallest tower, the full moon shining romantically upon us-

Uhm, sorry to burst your bubble, but your not going anywhere the full moon

What wh- Ohhhhh… Yeah. Shit! Never mind

I can't believe you forgot

I didn't forget

Mmmhmmm

It's true! I just... wasn't thinking

You do that a lot then

Just don't tell Rems

Your luck he's reading this right now

Fuck!

You're screwed kid

You two are taking this way too seriously; it's not that big of a deal.

Yes it is! I should've known better…

You never know better when it comes to Lily, James. But if you want you can still go through with it… Sirius and Peter will still be with me.

No! I couldn't. I'd feel horrible… I'll come up with something else

Damn right you will

Sirius

Hmm?

Just drop it. It's fine

But-

No! You guys can't keep living your lives around my little problem. If James wants to ask Lily out on the full moon then let him. I'm not going to stop him.

Thanks Remus, but I'm still not going to do it.

Okay, your choice

I still can't believe he-

Sirius!

Okay, okay!

Thank you

So… what's everyone got planned for the weekend?

You already know. Nothing

That essay from Slughorn

Merlin you two are boring… you'd think you two would be more, I dunno… fun!

What do you mean!? Just because I'm gay I have to have an amazing, exciting life?

No… just more exciting than usu-

I can't believe you! First forgetting Moony and now stereotyping me with gayness! I just… ERG!

Don't mind him… he's a bit melodramatic right now

I can tell

I am NOT melodramatic! How could you say that? Here I thought you were my best friend and now your judging me.

But I'm not-

And then… And then last night! When you chucked that book at my head! That was totally uncalled for James!

You were singing for five hours Sirius. FIVE HOURS!! Do you know how much one can take of your singing? NONE! And to LISTEN to your off key, out of tune singing for FIVE… WHOLE.. HOURS!!! Is enough to make someone chuck a book at your head.

I'm surprised no one did it sooner….

And here you go complaining about my singing. Nothing I do is ever good enough is it? I-I think I'm gonna cry!… 'sniffle'

And he says he's not dramatic… not dramatic my a-

I think he's wonderful

You would

Mmmmhmmm =]

At least someone loves me!

Of course I love you

Yay! =3

You're way too nice Rem… don't tell me he's never gotten on your nerves at least once

Of course he has.

What!? I have!??? WHEN!!!???

Ehhh, it's not important

Of course it is! Now I feel horrible….

Sirius, the first person that you don't get on their nerves is crazy. Or even more annoying than you

Why doesn't that make any sense?

It makes perfect sense!

The more I read it the more confused I get. Maybe it's the wording… I dunno.

It makes perfect sence!!

You already said that

I know

Then why-

I don't understand you two sometimes

What…? Why?

You fight all the time! Yet your best friends

Just how it goes I guess

Yeah

Eh, ok.


Short. Awkward ending. And yet I don't care. =D
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