Hey! I'm thinking about starting another story soon! It'll be Gaahina, of course. Get ready for Secretary for a Schizo! I also have a bunch of other stories in my mind, visit my little author page thing and tell me what you think… I need to update that soon. Here's the next chapter!
Chapter Twelve
"So, what are you gonna do to him, un? I wanna know!"
"I don't know yet, Deidara, if I knew, I would be doing it now!"
"I have an idea, un! Let's tie him up, hoist him in the air, spread his legs, and use his balls for punching bags, un! It'll be fun, un!"
"…Sometimes you scare me…"
"Ya got that right, Gaara; wait'll you here the next one he came up with…"
"Sasori, what could possibly be worse than what he just said?!"
"Wait un! I gots a better idea! Tie him down and have him get ass-raped by a dog! The Inuzaka clan has some really big ones; it'll be a blast, un!"
"You just had to ask, didn't you?"
"And here I was just gonna use the rack on him, guess that's out of the question, it seems almost tame by comparison."
"Oh wait, here's another one! Have him drink a bunch of water, then make him pee in the jungle rivers! You see, there's this fish that likes to swim up your penis…"
"Kisame, not you too! What is with you guys and his ass and genitals?!"
"Don't look at Itachi or me; we have no part in this…"
"let's attach electrical clamps to his balls and attach the ends to a battery!" (like the ones you use to charge up a car battery.)
"Put a corkscrew up his ass, un!"
"Nah, Deidara, he'd like that too much, I got it! Let's tie him up and dangle his dick in the jungle river I was talking about earlier, only this time have piranhas have at him!"
"you guys are messed up…there is no way you can give me anymore crap about torturing people! You're worse!"
"But wait, there's more! Let's make him give your brother a blow job, un!"
"Let's not violate my brother, ok? I don't even want to picture that… it's a good thing I don't sleep, because I'd have nightmares about that for a long time…"
"besides, Deidara, he's gay, he'd like that too…OH YEAH! I GOT IT! Let's get this really horny dolphin-"
"NO! I LIKE DOLPHINS, UN! MAKE IT SOMETHING ELSE, LIKE A SEA TURTLE, UN!"
"ok, how about we take these little fiddler crabs, and stuff them up his ass? Wait wait, even better! Jellyfish! Talk about a pain in the ass, right guys?"
"Horny race horse, then pig, then bull, then another horse, then a goat, then maybe dangle his tiny little dick down into a gerbil cage to give him a treat! Wait- birds! Yeah, un they can peck his little pecker-"
"And on that note, I'm leaving. Think I'll go hurl, bye."
"Later Gaara! Let's get a pissed off crab to pinch his balls and then…"
Gaara gratefully left to go pack up the rest of his stuff. After stopping for the day, he had been bouncing around ideas for Kabuto's punishment; he just hasn't been able to find the right one. Sasori had offered several interesting ideas involving an iron maiden, and Itachi had offered up tsukoyomi. (sp?) he was taking both into consideration, but it didn't seem to be enough, then the other two spoke up, things went down hill from there. Orochimaru had been heard muttering something about a violet kimono with flowers; Gaara really didn't want to know about that, either. That guy could be so weird some times!
You know, that thing with the dogs has some potential.
Not you too! Think of the dogs, what if they get sick or something?
It still sounds like fun! Besides, we could scrub his ass really good… bet you'd like that, wouldn't you, you little fag! Yes, I can see it now; you would be all over his scrawny ass-
Shut up! I am not a fag! And besides, I thought you were more tolerant-
I am, I
just like pissing you off, that's all. I love that little crinkle
in your nose when you get angry, it's so cute!
Now who's the fag? Actually, with our age difference, wouldn't that make you a pedophile? Sicko.
No need to get snippy, hey, when are you gonna get the girl in bed?
You really shouldn't be bringing that up…
I'm just sayin' that she's gonna be healthy soon, and healthy girls tend to get a little frisky, so you should be prepared to satisfy her-
Satisfy her?! She has absolutely no clue about sex! What makes you think that she'll-
Knowledge and hormones aren't the same thing, boy, you know that. Pretty soon, she'll start having urges that she won't understand, and it'll be your job to, ah, help her out. And if you get a little bit of pleasure in the process, well, that's just a bonus.
Shut up! You're treating her like she's some slut that you find in a bar!
She's eighteen, she's already hit puberty! It's natural, stop being such a wuss.
Stop being such a perverted old shit bag!
Fine, I don't need to worry anyway, your hormones will take care of you for me, have fun! Oh, and be gentle the first time, she is a virgin, after all. Smell ya later, shit face!
Gaara groaned, and continued to pack. It was near sunset, and if they got a little head start, they could be back in Suna within two days. Suddenly, he saw a big black thing fly in his face, and then an odd tickling sensation as the thing landed on his nose. It was a butterfly. He tried to shoo it away, but it kept coming back to his nose, so he started running, hoping to lose it. No such luck, it followed him, and when he stopped, it landed on his nose again. Damn it, stupid thing, go away, I don't want you, if you keep it up, I will rip off your wings, oh shit, here's Hinata.
Hinata gently touched its abdomen, and it fluttered up and around her head, landing just above her right ear. It fanned its wings slowly, looking like some sort of odd adornment. It had deep red wings with black edges; it was actually sort of pretty. Well, it made her happy, so he would jut leave it alone. She beamed up at him, and he chuckled and mounted his horse, scooping her up and cradling her as it the horse began to trot. The butterfly stayed with her.
"Dude! We could shove an electric eel up his ass!"
"Or a donut! Yeah, and rub the sugar on his sack, then let some ants have at him, un!"
Apparently, they still haven't dropped the subject. Hmm, ants, now there's a possibility…yes, ants would do nicely.
