Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN POKEMON. These scenarios all come from my own warped, twisted, and strange mind. :D

Scenes of Stupidity: A Pokémon Parody

Scene Eight:

Oh, God

"I've come to get my Pokémon, Mr. Day Care Man."

"Ah! I'm so glad you're here!"

I raised one eyebrow. "Oh?"

"Yes, well, we were raising your Pokémon, and my goodness, we were surprised!" He reached beneath the counter to pull out a huge, green-speckled oblong object. He set it gently on the counter, where it rocked slightly.

"Your Pokémonhad an egg!"

I looked out the window, where my Caterpie and Blastoise were sitting on a hill, watching the sunset together.

"I don't even want to know."