CH.11 Pay Back
Holy Shit-Embry
Uh… yea, Paul's mind can be informative and sick at the same time.-Jared
I should charge you pups for all the free porn.-Paul
You get used to it.-Jared
What the fuck you're not even trying to hide your thoughts?-Embry
Hell no, this way I can replay all the highlights.-Paul
Fuck, I'm phasing-Embry
"What the hell is wrong with him?" I asked Jared as we walked towards Sam's house.
"Embry everything okay?" Sam asked as me and Jared walked into the yard and sat down in the lawn chairs.
"Yea."
"He patrolled with Paul." Jared told him, like that explained everything and looking at Sam's face, apparently it did.
"Highlight reel?" Sam asked.
"Yep."
"Paul did close ups for Embry's benefit." Jared told Sam who was just looking at me as I blushed and stared blankly ahead.
I could tell they were both trying not to laugh at me. I just shook my head trying to get the images out.
"Oh come off it choir boy, we've all seen inside your head. You lick pussy too." Paul said stomping out of the woods.
"Are you blushing?" Paul asked looking at me like I had three heads.
I could feel my face heat up even more as the three of them stared at me.
"You are a fucking choir boy. You can lick it but you can't talk about it?" Paul taunted.
"Shut up." I told him.
"Oh shit, this is too good." Paul said giddy.
"Come on pup, I've seen you at work not bad for an amateur, definite natural ability. What you need to do is hold your fingers on her lips, open that beautiful shiny slit, so it's all laid and displayed. Pink and wet… Mmm then, you flatten your tongue and make long strokes, gathering all that sweet cream. Then you flick her clit and bite. You'll have your girl screaming and get to fucking drink her." Paul said his eyes on fire.
I just sat there I didn't know what the fuck to say. Paul was smirking like he knew he'd set my whole face on fire, and he had I could feel it flaming.
"You're an ass!" I told him getting up.
"Maybe, but you're thinking of licking your girl clean right now, what did I see in your mind, oh yea you told her she tasted like… cotton candy?" He said fucking laughing as I made my way inside Sam's house.
I could hear Paul roaring with laughter as I sat at the table.
"Embry are you ok?" Emily asked looking at me like I was a scared, lost three year old.
"Paul." Was all I said.
"Yes he can be… he can be a bit much at times." She told me setting a basket of muffins on the table.
"Thanks."
"I hate the pack mind." I said.
"Yes it can be difficult to have all your thoughts on display… I would think.
Sam said you were pretty good about keeping yours private." Emily said.
"Yea, but not private enough." I complained.
"That's his tactic; make you think about it now, so you'll think about it when you phase." Jared said sitting next to me trying not to laugh.
"I don't want… fuck man she's my girlfriend that shits not cool." I told him.
"He's ganna fuck with you since he knows it bothers you. You blushing is going to make him double his efforts."
"It is funny man, you obviously aren't as innocent as we all thought and yet you're sitting here about to go up in flames." Jared laughed.
RING-RING
What asshole?-E
Hey now is that anyway to greet the bearer of gifts?-Q
What the hell are you talking about?-E
Stopped by your house on my way to school, thought I would say good morning to Bells.
Guess what I walked in on?-Q
I swear I will fuck your shit up if you are perving on my girl.-E
Relax fucker.-Q
You can thank me later.-Q
"What the hell?" I asked as he hung up.
My phone buzzed with a text.
Worst fucking luck ever bro.-Q
Then there was a picture.
Bella wearing my t-shirt twisted in my blanket, her bare thigh peeking out.
(Thank god, I could see shorts or Quill would have lost a limb.) Her hair splayed all over my pillow, her cheeks pink from sleep and her mouth… oh fuck her mouth pouted just slightly.
"What he text? You look like you're going to cry." Jared said.
I just slid my phone to him.
"Damn bro that's gotta suck." Jared said looking sympathetic before he started laughing.
"May I?" Emily asked sweetly.
"Sure."
"She's lovely." Emily told me smiling.
"Thanks, she's sweet too." I told her aware I was cheesin.
"How long do I have to be wolf-sat?" I asked.
"Depends, you're doing really well but it's only been four days." Sam answered walking inside and immediately going to Emily's side.
I just laid my head on the table. This fucking sucked. Bella was at my house sleeping in my bed and I was running around the goddamn woods all night, stuck inside the head of a depraved porn addict. Yea that's ganna help issues and to make things even better he can see inside my head.
"I'm going for a run." I said as I got up and made my way outside.
I knew you would be thinking about it.-Paul
Come on man, she's my girlfriend some things are off limits.-Embry
Whatever quit bitching about missing the leech lover. I don't want to hear it.-Paul
You're a real asshole you know that.-Embry
I made my way back to the lawn chair, not wanting Paul in my head and I damn sure didn't want to be in his. FUCK this sucked.
Time Skip-5 days later (nine days into 'spirit walk')
Bella's Pov
"I don't know if I can give these to him." I told Katie and Kim.
"Bella you look hot." Kim told me.
Katie introduced Kim to me a few days ago and already she feels like someone I've known my whole life.
"Bella seriously you look great and Embry is going to go crazy when he sees them." Katie tried to make me feel better.
I'm still not sure how they talked me into this. Embry's reaction to the cell phone picture Quil took was uh… good and Katie decided I needed some 'real' pictures and off to Glamour Shots the three of us went.
I think they slipped something into my Snapple.
"This is my favorite." Kim said pointing to the one that was an accident.
I was trying to get up without flashing Heather the very nice photographer, but of course, I slipped and ended up on my knees with my lace-covered ass in the air. One hand holding me up as my other hand desperately tried to cover my boobs only managing to keep my nipples unseen. My necklace hanging down between my nearly exposed breasts. Heather called my name and when I looked up, she snapped the picture.
"I don't know; I think this one might be my favorite." Katie told me handing me the one where I'm laying down with my back arched with only my north and south regions covered by a sheer blue material. You couldn't see anything in the south but north showed my nipples.
Jesus how had I posed like this, my spiked Snapple theory was becoming more and more plausible.
"Oh god I look slutty. What if he thinks I'm slutty?" I said panicking.
"Bella he won't; I don't think virgins can be slutty, besides haven't you two already seen each other naked?" Katie said smirking.
"Have you two… you know?" Kim asked her eyes lighting up.
"No the condom box is still unopened, but it's good to kn…. Holy fuck" Quil said spotting the pictures I was desperately trying to cover up as he barged into Em's room without knocking.
Quil snatched up a couple pictures before I could get to them. "Damn girl!" He said looking at them as I went up in flames.
"Quil give me those." I yelled.
"Sure, after I look at them." He smirked.
"I swear I will use the whole can of pepper spray if you don't hand them over."
"Bells you look fuck hot."
"Please give them back." I begged.
"Hell no, I'm not done looking." He said stepping back out of my reach.
"QUIL!" I yelled looking around for something to hit him with feeling like my entire body was on fire.
"So you've seen Em's wiener have you?" He said waggling his brow.
I turned to glare at him and felt myself get lightheaded. I know I must have looked panicked because Quil turned to see what I was looking at and came face to face with both Embry's mom and his.
"Shit! Bells I'm sorry." He said, looking at me and handing me the pictures he was still holding, that both Linda and Kay saw.
"You should be." Linda told him smacking him in the back of the head.
Kill me now, I thought.
I quickly put the pictures in Em's nightstand and sat on the bed, willing the tears I could feel not to fall.
"Girls, why don't we go downstairs and let Quil make us some snacks." Linda said.
Katie, Kim, and Quil followed her out of the room leaving Kay and I alone.
I knew my face was red, fire engine red.
"Bella honey I know you embarrass easily but really it's not that bad." Kay told me sitting down next to me.
Was she crazy? … oh lord he even used the word wiener as if the whole thing wasn't horrible enough.
"We… uh… we haven't." I blurted out.
"I know I heard Quil, which reminds me I think I'd like to know why and how he knows the box is unopened." Kay said knitting her brows.
"Bella look at me."
I looked up at Kay wondering if I could fit under the bed and hide.
"Bella honey, please don't be embarrassed. You and Embry love each other. I'm glad to know that you are both smart enough and responsible enough to have not rushed into anything either of you were not ready for. I know it's probably mortifying for you that I know anything about your physical relationship with my son, but honestly sweetheart I've known for a while you two were past the holding hands stage." She said almost laughing.
"Thank you." I told her feeling better even if I could still feel my face on fire.
"Anytime." She said giving me a hug.
We walked downstairs where Quil was apparently serving as waiter for Linda, Katie, and Kim.
"Quil, darling I'd like to know how it is that you know the condom box is unopened." Kay said as she sat down.
"Easy, I checked." He said like it was no big deal earning another smack in the head from Linda.
"So were good." Quil said.
"Yes we're good." Kay said patting my arm.
We ordered pizza and had just sat down when Quil looked at me smirking, "Don't you hate it when you get a song stuck in your head."
"Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener that is what I'd truly like to be.
And if I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener everyone would be in love with me."
Quil sang loud, smirking the entire time.
"Kay do you still have the number for that therapist, you know the one that specializes in shock treatment?" Linda asked.
"Oh whatever, you all know you want to laugh. Wiener! Wiener! Wiener!" Quil chanted cracking himself up.
"You're just upset no one wants to look at your 'wiener'," Kim told him, stealing a piece of pepperoni off his slice of pizza.
"Hey lots of chicks want to look at my Oscar." Quil huffed.
"Yea, to laugh." Katie told him, taking his can of coke, and drinking it.
I started cracking up, maybe it was the embarrassment coming out in the form of laughter instead of the usual tears, I don't know, "We…we're talking about wieners." I yelled through my giggles.
I was laughing so hard I snorted. "OH!" I said covering my mouth laughing even harder.
"Dude Bella said wiener." Quil cracked up.
"Bells say it again." Quil yelled.
"WIENER!" I yelled almost unable to breathe I was laughing so hard.
"Quil, really you couldn't come up with a better name for it?" Linda asked.
"What it's better than what you used to say… hootie." He laughed.
"Oh my god.!." Kim wailed, as the giggles spread around the table.
"It does give new meaning to; Hootie and the BLOW fish." Quil said.
"Hooties, wieners, and pizza, oh my." Katie sang.
"Bella are you ok?" Kay asked trying not to laugh at the fact that I laughed myself out of my chair and was now sprawled out on the floor.
"I think they spiked my Snapple." I snorted pointing at Kim and Katie.
Embry's Pov through pack mind... (in italics)
I had just fallen asleep when I heard the howl. I climbed out of bed and headed down the stairs meeting Sam on the way out.
"Is that a leech call?" I asked.
"No, but it is a call for all of us." He told me as we made our way to the tree line.
What's going on?-Sam
Dude uh meet me here, you have to see.-Jared
What the fuck, I was sleeping.-Paul
It's worth it.-Jared
Any idea why you're girl and two others are dressed in all black with ski mask carrying rope?-Jared
What?-Embry
Look dude.-Jared
Holy shit, what is she doing?-Embry
Embry, any idea what's going on?-Sam
NO but they're headed to Quil's.-Embry
Let's get closer and see if we can hear anything.-Jared.
Fuck, she smells good.-Embry
Uh Embry… pack mind.-Sam
Shit.-Embry
Nice show, choir boy.-Paul
Fuck off.-Embry
Listen.-Jared
"Ok once we get in his room, you two sit on his back and I'll tie his hands, then we'll get his feet." Bella said.
Holy Shit!-Jared
Why would they be tying up Quil?-Sam
He probably did something stupid; she pepper sprayed him the other day.-Embry
Damn.-Paul
His room is on the side of the house, let's see if we can get closer and see what they're doing.-Embry
I guess it's not breaking and entering if they use the hide a key.-Sam
Ok there's his window, its open.-Embry
"Please dear god, don't sleep naked." Bella mumbled under her breath.
If he is naked, I am going to piss from laughing.-Paul
"Get him." Bella ordered
"What the hell?" Quil yelled.
"Pay back you ass, you didn't' think I'd forget what you did, did you?" Bella asked him.
Dude what he do?-Jared
I have no idea, but it had to bad if Bella's tying him up.-Embry
"Ouch, fuck Bells that hurts. You know I didn't mean to tell his mom." Quil whined.
He's crying like a little bitch.-Paul
What are they doing?-Sam
"His hands are tied, get his feet." Bella instructed.
"Come on Bells. It wasn't a big deal. Fuck you even laughed." Quil
"Not at first I didn't. Maybe this will teach you to keep your mouth shut, and to knock on doors." Bella hissed.
What the hell did he do?-Paul
Who knows.-Embry
"You're really going to tie me up because I told Kay you saw Em's wiener?" Quil asked.
Oh holy shit.-Embry
Dude.-Jared
This shit is funny.-Paul
"Your mom was there too, you sang the Oscar Meyer Wiener song, then chanted wiener and hootie over dinner." Bella whisper yelled.
Sorry Embry but this is funny.-Sam
Thanks… a lot.-Embry
I'm so eating dinner at your place.-Jared
"Help me get him up, well tie him to his desk chair." Bells said.
Holy shit bro.-Jared
"Bells you can't tie me up for the wiener accident, shit you laughed." Quil whined.
"This is for the pictures." Bella hissed.
"That's not my fault either." Quil groaned as they tied him to the chair.
"You should have given them back when you saw what they were." Bella told him.
"Embry's going to kick your ass when he finds out." Katie told him.
I wish I knew what the hell they're talking about.-Embry
You don't?-Sam
No.-Embry
"Are you just going to leave me like this?" Quil asked.
"Yes." Bella told him.
"Ok girls let's take a picture and leave." Bella said.
Your girl just hog tied your best friend then tied his ass to a chair and left
him.-Jared
She's fucking awesome.-Embry
