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Vic's POV
"Talk about a low fly by." I yawned seeing a plane outside the window.
I yawned and headed outside to see what Chris was planning this time.
Confessional Cut In
"Now that Courtney is gone the next target on my list is Harold, hey I can't afford for him to say I encouraged him to stand up for himself, if he does say something the others may think it's my fault Courtney got the boot, can't leave any loose ends."
"Today's challenge is all about being extreme!" Chris yelled with a megaphone "This week you'll participate in three extreme challenges! And first up is Extreme Sofa Skydiving!"
"Can you put down the Megaphone?!" I groaned.
"NO!" he yelled "Contestants will plummet…I mean skydive to a waiting sofa bed target below, of couse you'll be jumping from 5000 feet and using these."
He dropped two patchwork parachutes.
"Our lucky jumpers are Trent and Victor." He said.
"Sure why not." Trent shrugged.
"We're gonna die." I groaned.
"The Second Challenge of the day is Extreme Moose Riding!" Chris yelled "Contestants will Rodeo ride the great Canadian Moose for eight seconds or get hoofed into the socks from the lost and found."
"Nothing worse than Laundry day back home." Leshawna said.
"Lucky you since you're riding for Gophers." Chris told her "Geoff you ride for Bass. And the last event is extreme water skiing."
"You got a water ski?" I asked.
"Kinda." He shrugged and laughed "Harold skis for the Bass and Lindsay for the Gophers."
"Cool, I can model my new bikini." She posed.
"Now for the reward, whoever wins the most challenges gets bragging rights for the night, saves themselves from elimination and gets to use this tricked out mobile shower!"
"It's a real shower." We all awed at the trailer.
"Shall we get underway!" Chris said "Oh and for part one the ground teams can wheel the sofas into position to help with the landing."
"Don't let me fall." I told my team as I got into the plane.
"Good luck not dying Trent, the chalk outline is ready for you." Heather joked.
"Hey! Maybe he's doing this as a form of self-expression." Gwen said "Like a Haiku?"
"What?" I looked at her.
"This is just a challenge." Trent told her.
Trent hopped in and the plane took off.
"This…seems bad." I sighed.
"Hey can you two fill these out?!" Chris yelled over the engine.
"We already signed waivers." Trent told him.
"Nah these are organ donation forms." Chris told him "I've been trying to pitch a cannibal challenge to the producers and this'll help the budget…oh here comes the drop!"
"I can't really see the drop zone." Trent said.
"We're too high I can't see anything but trees!" I yelled.
"I'm starting to think this is a bad idea." He said.
"Now you think it's bad!" I groaned throwing my arms up.
"WAAHH!"
"Ohh did I push him?" I asked.
"Yeah." Chris nodded.
"That's…like not gonna be my fault, right?" I asked.
"Nah you're good." He told me.
"Alright, Uhh see ya." I jumped out the plane.
I let myself plummet for a few feet before yanking the cord.
"Holy hell it actually works!" I gasped when I was pulled up by the Parachute "Hey idiots stop gabbing and move so I don't do this for nothing!"
I twisted the strings on the chute and steered myself right into position on the bed.
"There we go!" I jumped up.
"Gophers lose Bass win." Chris flew by "On to the moose!"
We had a one point buffer so it wasn't too bad when Geoff barely lasted three second on the Moose and Leshawna got all the points to push us to the final event.
"I'm ready." Lindsay walked out in a tight little bikini.
"Whoa…" almost every guy there drooled.
"I drive." Duncan said.
"Hmm, Heather's driving, don't let her get in your head Harold." I told him walking off to watch.
The lanky nerdy guy got himself set up and Heather kicked on the runner.
"Let's go Harold!"
It took about two seconds for him to lose the skis and start eating mud.
"Never mind we're screwed." I sighed.
"Wait he's grabbing them still!" DJ cheered.
Heather zoomed around the course and Harold managed to scoop up each flag.
"Here we go, she had to finish or get disqualified." Chris explained.
We had it in the bag…and then at the end Harold wiped out and dropped every flag.
Confessional Cut in.
"Well…that'll make voting him off easier on my heart."
Duncan was the driver for Lindsay and despite that ditzy blonde being a moron her sheer determination for victory let her grab every flag even when Duncan tried to buck her off. We were going back to the campfire for the third straight time. Voting was obvious and quick.
"As you know if you don't get a Marshmallow you have to walk the Dock of Shame and you can never come back." Chris picked up his plate "Okay, Mallows for…"
"Bridgette!"
"Victor!"
"DJ!"
"Great." The three of us claimed them.
"Geoff you're safe too!" Chris threw one across the way to Geoff who still smelled like old socks "Okay that leaves Harold, who bailed for reasons unknown, and Duncan, who bailed even bigger when Lindsay left him high and dry."
"She was determined!" Duncan yelled.
"Relax, you're safe bro." Chris threw him a Marshmallow "Sorry dude you're done."
"Well it's been fun." He got up and gave us all a high five as he left.
"It's been nice knowing ya." I smiled.
"Farewell Total Drama Island." Harold bowed at the dock "I loved, I lost and I saw boobies, what more could a man ask for."
"You loved?" Gwen walked by.
"You're a man?" Duncan laughed.
"You saw boobies?" Bridgette raised an eyebrow.
"Leshawna!" Harold yelled "I meant every word of that poem."
"That was you?" she gasped.
"What?" I rubbed my eyes when she ran over and kissed him "Did someone spike these Marshmallows?"
"Nah dude…I see it too." Duncan blinked.
"Wait hang on a sec." Geoff held a hand up as Leshawna walked back over "You showed Harold you chest."
"Can we see?" Owen asked.
"Knock it off." I slapped him upside the head.
"Heck no!" Leshawna yelled "wait…I didn't…who's chest did you see?!"
"Wasn't us." Gwen and Bridgette back up.
"Lindsay is too stupid which just leaves." I looked back "Heather."
"Oh hell no!" Leshawna started charging after the girl.
AN
Thank you for reading. Feedback is appreciated. Feel free to message me any questions or concerns.
Now that the teams are done I'll start having a little more flexibility with stuff.
Till Next Time!
