(Please note that underlined and itilisized words are the Narrator. Bold is me whenever I feel like talking. And now the cuss-word-cutter-outer guy's is bold and underlined. Anything or anyone else is just underlined.)

Know Your Stars!

Kaede was just sitting on her blanket thingy. Doing nothing. Just sippin' some tea. Hmm hmm hmm.... Oh, OH!! What's that? She blinked!! Holy monkey a new record! Wait... theres more... SIP!! OMG!! She sipped! And a SIGH!! Wow, the wonders of old people.

Woman, you are the boring-est woman I've ever seen...

Kaede: Hmm..? I thought I heard something...

Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!

Keade: What on earth is going on..?

Good evening you old hag, I'm here to-

Kuyoko: You can't call people old hags Shannon!!

God&#! What is your problem!?

Kuyoko: I'm trying to run a good &# show! Now you will &# be a good little narrator, and you will LIKE IT!!

Jeez! Ok! Go- ... not going there...

Kaede: Who are you?

I'm Shannon aka Narrator! Nice to meet ya.

Kaede: Are you the voices Kagome and the others heard..?

Yeah, pretty much. Now... Kaede is so old, when ever she has an orgasm, dust comes out!

Kuyoko: Oh, for the love of G-... monkey! That's just nasty!

Muahahahaha!!

Ash: What is your problem?

You would like to know, wouldn't you?

Kaede: I'll have you know that c-

WHOA WHOA WHOA!! No need for THAT now, hum?

Kuyoko: See what you've started?

Yes I have! Thanks for noticing with me!

Kuyoko: I really hate you, you know...

Yeah... I do too... I do too...

Kaede: What do you want with me..?

Oh, we're insult- I mean, interviewing you...

Kaede: Well you're not doing a very good job.

Yeah, we get that a lot...

Kuyoko: Because SOMEONE wont to the job right!

Yeah, Ash!

Ash: Exuuuuuuuuse me? I do a waaaaaaaaaay &# better job than you do, Shannon!

HEY!! Who said that you could say my name?

Kaede: Maybe we could all just calm down, and-

Yeah, that'll be the day when my sarcasm runs out!

Kuyoko: ... Then that'll never happen...

Thank you Captin Obvious!

Kuyoko: Oh, sorry! I thought we were having a state-the-obvious contest!

Well you thought wrooooooooong!

Kaede: [siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh]

How can an old women make that long of a sigh?!

Kaede: A lot of practice. Most the time when Inuyasha is here.

Yeah, you have a point...

Kuyoko: Hey, times bout up.

&#!!! Really?!?! &#! Mother&#!

Ash: Je- ...monkey... you have SUCH a bad mouth!

That's cuase I'm &#!! Whaaa?? We can't say &# on here?? What the &#?

Kuyoko: It's still considered a cuss word.

How?!

Kuyoko: Just is...

Kaede: [siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh] I thought you said that your time is almost up...

-A timer sound goes off-

Kaede: What is that?! Is that a demon?!

Uh... no you dumb&#... its a timer tell us that our &# time is up!

Kaede: Oh... well good ridence.

You batch of reaaaally untasty cookies...

Kaede: I beg your pardon?

Keep beggin, cuase your not gettin it! Well know you know your star!

Kaede: No... they don't...

Join us next time on Know Your Stars! We're doing... um.. eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww... Kikyo! [throws up]... ugh... please help...