The Dr. Wily Show: Episode 13
Dr. Wily took a sip of his coffee as Elec Man, Quint, Ballade, Quick Man, and Gemini Man played the Dr. Wily Show theme song and the audience cheered.
"Welcome to the Dr. Wily Show everyone! I'm your host, Dr. Wily, and today's guest is a Maverick Hunter from the future. Please welcome... Sigma!"
The crowd cheered in fear and confusion as Sigma sat down.
"So... How are you today, Sigma?"
Sigma only grunted in response.
"Ummm... Wily?" Ballade asked hesitantly as he raised his right hand high in the air.
"Yes Ballade?" Dr. Wily asked, taking another sip of his coffee.
"...Um.. How did you get someone from the future in here?"
"By useing my time machine, of course."
"...And since when do you have a time machine...?"
"Since I stole Quint from Tom."
"...Tom? Who's Tom?" Ballade asked in confusion.
"Dr. Light." Wily said, starting to grow impatient.
"...You stole me from.. Dr. Light?" Quint asked, looking up from his music sheet.
"NO!" was Dr. Wily's quick response.
"But you just said you stole me from Dr. Light! You just--"
"ANYWAY," Wily interrupted loudly. "So, you're an S class hunter, right?"
"..Yes."
"And you're also commander of unit zero, correct?"
"Hm."
"...What's the worst part of it?"
"Paperwork."
"...Ah."
"Paperwork EVERY SECOND."
"...Hmm.."
"EVERY FREAKING SECOND."
"...Hmmm..." was Wily's only response, which was followed several seconds of silence, which, Bass, decided to break.
"Hey you're the dude who got his ass whoop by our little brother?" he asked, laughing and nudging Punk with his elbow.
Punk snickered.
Sigma stared at them. "...Little brother?" he asked, with a slight hint of confusion.
"Little brother?" Ballade asked, also in confusion. "Who are you talking about?"
"Zero, you idiot." said Punk.
"..Oh." said Ballade, looking at the floor, then he looked at Punk. "...Who's Zero?"
Gemini Man slamed his head on his drums.
At this Sigma's solid blue eyes widened in shock. "Zero?" He turned to Dr. Wily. "You.. made Zero?"
"Yeah, I made him." Dr. Wily said right before he took another sip of his coffee.
Sigma continued to stare at him before asking, "You.. made Zero?"
Dr. Wily raised his eyebrow at Sigma. "Umm... Yes..."
"You.. made Zero?"
Dr. Wily looked around nervously. "Umm... You already asked me that..."
This time, Sigma smiled and chuckled darkly and said, "You made Zero." but this time it was more of a amused statment than a shocked question. Sigma leaned back into his chair as his amused smile turned into an evil grin and he said, "You made Zero." again.
Dr. Wily raised his eyebrow at him. "...You okay?"
Sigma chuckled and his grin widened. "I'm better than I've been in a long time..."
"...Okay then..." Dr. Wily paused. "You were made by Dr. Cain, correct?"
"Oh yes, yes I was."
"And Mega Man X was descovered by Dr. Cain?"
"You would be faultless in saying that..."
"Mega Man X?" Ballade asked once again in complete confusion. "Who is Mega Man X?"
"Last creation of Dr. Light." answered Quint.
"...Ah." he said. Ballade paused thoughtfully before asking, "Why did he name him Mega Man X?"
"Because the man is insane." said Quick Man.
"...Ah." was Ballade's answer once again.
"...So the reason they turn maverick is because they weren't tested?"
"Once again, you are correct in what you're saying."
"Hmmm..." said Dr. Wily before pausing again. "Are there.. many S class hunters?"
"No. Not at all. Just me and Zero, basicly."
At this Dr. Wily grinned. "Not even X?"
Sigma smiled darkly. "Not even X."
Dr. Wily looked at the clock on the wall and sighed. "We're out of time. It was such a pleasure talking to you, Sigma."
"Oh, believe me, the pleasure was all mine." Sigma replied darkly. "It was ALL mine."
"...Right..." Dr. Wily said, weirded out. "...Give an applause for Sigma everyone!"
The audience hesitantly did that as Sigma left and laughed evily and saying something about Zero, himself ruling over humans, mavericks, stupidity, and doom for the human race.
"..Okay... There is no way that that guy is NOT evil." Bass said.
"Agreed Bass, agreed." said Punk and Gemini Man in union.
