Chpatre 12:
Cloud: The Faces Off Evil
A/N: I'M BAK GUYS! Soz about nether getting rond 2 that xMas special, LOL, mayb necks yeer. Oslo, I got a psp 4 xMas ans palyed Tag Fors 5, as it was so fun, perhaps Ill writ a You-Gay-Ho fanfic sumtim, LOL! Ether way, perpair 4 aventrue in Yourrope.
We where in Prospers Place. Pit was spting out Ice Crem, as it tasted lick oughtum leafs. I was wif Azul, we had juts finshed sexing. She has a jok. "Say, there was ones a paly abot an America Girl(GEDDIT!) and a Japanish man, ans they where signing ryevils. Ans they had a song abot how they where beter then the over in everythin." I tlod her, "Sunds intreesting." and she desidded to vut the chese, "Yeh, the puns-lin is the American girl wins in song, but the Japanish man wins in rel-lif." Panty & Stocking where getting reddy. Stocking was shraping her swords, ans Panty was reloding. Megan was reflekting - on Dany ans Moly(A/N: Her siblins), she hopped they where save form The Smooze. Wimsey was trying 2 thin of ho 2 sotp The Smoze, sew she cod get bak 2 Wily Nely Montan. Than the coderedalert sonded, so we jummed owt the dore.
Propper tlod uz, "Pit2 haz wnet 2 YouRope, ans has goten a buns of evil dudes 2 wrok 2gether, they are non ass... The Faces Off Evvil!" Pit perped his Hert Bow, ans shoted, "Rite, lets go in ans gets sum auction!" I chocked my Frewoks Canon, ans declared, "These bitcs wil get kiled by us ans they wil die, or my nam isnt Culod Angel!" Azul salped on her Veride Plam(A/N: Wilow forget abot it, so it wasnt renammed), an did a Grily Screm, "IN THE NAM OF TEDY, I WIL END THEM!" Panty was lick, "Motherf-ckers wil die, ans if knot, I wil maek srue they Die Hrader(GEDDIT!)!" Stocking was lick, "Ans if knot that, I wood rap the, but Im a god guy, so I wont!" Megan shooted, "Yourop wil knot be faling to this coraption!" ans Wimsey cometd, "Lok, theres Jermany! Are 1st palce." So we laned.
A Face Off Evil cam, it was...
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.HITLER!
Hitler saws Panty ans Stocking ans was lick, "YOU JEWISH ANGLES OUR BAK!? THIS TIM, YOU WIL GO 2 OUCHWITZ, ANS HAF A SHOWER, XCEPT WIF NUCLEAR WATER, SO YOU WIL GO 2 HEL ANS BE ZOMBY!" So Panty strated supper mov ans shot him, but he salpped the bulet out of ar. He evilled, "I lerned form my mistaks lasrt tim, so yur atak dont wrok, ans you wont kil me! Now Il del wif u, as wel as ur fiends there! Cum ans get me Jews ans dargons ans angels!"
I ran in font ans shot rockt fireworks at him, he finched, than he stomed grund, so zomboys cam up. I wraned, "BOMER! So ever1 doged the boomer bil, than I run rund Bomer, ans the bie laned on Hitter, so zomboy surond him, so he did Stret Fiter spin pucnh, so he eviled, "Dont thin yu cn trun me zomboy, as Pit2 gave me imun 2 it." He caraged, and grabed me, continuing 2 run, so Megan garbbed him ans did submison hlod, I quikly kicked his nits. "JEW(GEDDIT!) JEWISH ANGleS! I'L GOT U SON!" he eviled. He suplecks Megan, so I duked, than garbed his noose, ans swumg my ovr han don, the fors puled it of. "HA!" He eviled, "Dont thin it leves so eazy!" than a knew nose grew, as Pit2 gav regen lims 2 Feces Off Evil. Necks thin I knew, he pokked my eyes, ans wen I cod se agan, I was in stalks with Azul. She explaned, "Its to hlod uz til we get taken to the nuclear showhers." ans I was so soaked at the prospet. The snow was frezing my as, but Azul was fin due to her specia; panties.
I saw the fit in the distans, Hitler was no loner in hiz jacet, as it was tron up, so he was in ary brest, ans was using Virede Paulm, ans Frewok Canon, Megan kiked him ans sens him fleing bak, he laned behnd us, he waoked in fornt, ans loked at me, ans maed an offer I cant refus xcept I could, ans wil. He clamed, "Blond? Blu? You r Aryan, jon me, angel, ans I wil maek ur fece the grateest in Yourrope, or else you will DIE!" I punned him, giving him noseblod, ans he eviled, "I shod haf gussed, sins you are grilfrend wif Ann Frank!" than he run to batle.
Hiter sot Panty, ans she fal don, so he frew her in2 staks, Stocking ran to try ans help her sister, but Hitler balsted her in2 stalks. He shoved Pits hed in2 Canon, ans shot in2 stalks. He did a, Id lick sum Pound Cake kik, ans nocked Megan ans Wimsey don. He cam other(A/N: Megan ans Wimsey arent angles, si he thout they die eazy), ans eviled, "HA! Now to declar the cost clear ans..." but than a man cam in screching, "FEGAL PUCCH!" he punched Hitler in chest, borking his spin ans hart, than Hitler flu away 2 the Ritestag(A/N: Germany congrass), ans hit his hed on a nuclear, breking his brans and skul, donating the nuclear, ans seting the palce on fire, profing it was Hitler who strated the RightsStag Fire. The man open Staks, ans was lick, "God wrok hloding him of so I cod cum ans get him. Nams Fegeline." We ran ans got Megan ans Wimsey bak up. Fegelein tlod, "Id recommend Frans necks." So we toke off.
Afttre a shrot flit, we where in Paris, ans I cod see Notre Damn wif the Eyefull Toower stil in it. Prosper laned us at the dore. It open ans Face Off Evil cam owt, it was...
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FROLO! He evilled, "So yur the 1s how lett the Hunsbak escap. Wel, wen Im don, Il do wat I shod haf dun, 20 YEERS A GO!" ans he tried 2 garb me wif his dres, si U barel roled away. I balsted him wif Frewrks Canon, butt he bolcked wif swrod. Panty aimmed at him, but he pauled owt his watch, ans branwsahed her. If Panty was branwahsed by a dude who wasnt evil, it porbably wod haf ben sexy, but my harts stil only 4 Azul!
Stocking quikly jummed to auton, ans shooted, "Il stop this c-nt form mesin wif my sister. Il get Panty owt of her f-cking trance, you del wif the old man." Megan ran ans sliding atuck on Frolo, than Wimsey blended him wif Snow Brathe. Pit used Hert Bow to shot an arow in his hed, than crouch, than his kne(GEDDIT!), than he shoot a arow in the air, it fel to Earth, I dont no ware, xcet I do ass it laned in Frolo's Hart, but it didnt as he didnt hav 1. Shcokin, he survivd! He angred, "Did u rely thin Pit2 wod maek us so week?"
Sudenly, he ussed his dress to jum on2 the balkoni, ans I was lick, "YOUR A COWARDLY FAGOT! I THOT U WOD B BARVER THEN THAT!" but I loked to my rite, ans imeditaly tok it bak, as The Smooze was cuming! Wimsey ans Megan flu up, as did Pit. Stocking kncoked up Panty, ans they continued on balconny, Azul jumed, ans I climed up. Me, Azul ans Megan run pats Frollo. Wimsey heded over way in hops off a suprise atuck. Pit wnet on ahed. We run 2 a pot, it has coper used 4 fixxing belles, but sins Quasi was pallning to escap, he had put nuclears in it. We kiked it other, but Frollo koncked it away wif swrod, ans it poored on2 the grund, xcept The Smooze has covvered it, ans the copper micks wif it, ans it was know a Nuclear Smooze! Frolo jumed other the nuclear copper, ans it tried to legcuf him, but mised. Megan tried to punc him in2 it, but he ussed The Froc to Fors Pull her away. Sudenly, a guy cam form the croner, it was...
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PIT!
Pit hold ledder, lick wrustling, ans wack Frollo wif it, nocking him bak, but he didnt hit the coper. Pit set latter ans we clim up in2 rof, were Quasi used 2 b. The Eyefull Tower was stil logged in. Frollo folowed us in. He eviled, "Falcom... SALSH!" ans swumg, but slash didnt wrok on me, ass Im not gay, than Pit sumbled. Azul fried at Frollo, ans he neerly fel of, but he tosed the hodd off his drees, ans was lite enuf o suport himshelf. He ran frowad, buts Megan punched him into nosebled. Than Wimsey cam ans ussed frie breath, taking his controll.
It wasnt enuf, ass he put himshelf owt wif Forec. But than 2 sexy laddies arived, it was... PANTY AND STOCKING! Pantyshot(GEDDIT!) him, ans he was heavily damned, so Stocking got in2 sword fit. It was epic, ans son Stocking nocked him owt to fal. Buts he sidenly begin flying. "HAHAHA!" he eviled, "Pit2 truly new wat powers where prefec..." but he stoped, than blak swrod lins wnet threw him, he sploded. The kilers reveled thmshelf, it was..,
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SCNATY ANS KNESCOKS!
Scanky eviled, "Juts ass I thot, he cant folow RURU!" ans Knescocks eviled, "Off corse knot, we wont alow sutch dudes in are evil grup." Than I ran ans kiked Knesokcs in2 The Nuclear Smooze. She fel in, buts than fly bakup. Scanty shwoed how she did it, it was... A LIVE NOT! So I kik her in, but Knesocks oslo haf Life Note. Panty ans Stcoking decidded, "Guys, wel hadnle these fannys. U get 2 Russian 4 necks Face." Wimsey decided 2 help them, ans the rset off us flu 2 Rushia.
On the way, wii where stoped by a grup, it was... TEEM KHOAS! TAEM F-CKING CHAOS! TEEM KHOAS U GAIZ! Xcet knot complete, as Strafe wasnt their. Pit shoted, "Were the f-ck is Strafe?" I replayed, "Yeh, I haf 2 del wif him ass he stole my nam ans used it 4 his frist one!" ans Cloud2 evilled, "Trolololololol! He cant b hear it al!" ans Amazin Pandoriah aded, "Yeh! Ass I put seahorse jeans in him, so I cod maek him pregnant wif the Event Children!" Megan was lick, "Whacho talkin bot Amazin Pandora?" ans she explaned, "They wil haf specil harts caled Kingdum Harts, witch wil evove in2 Empire Harts, ans the 7 Event Children wil maek an empire off each continent, theirby taking other the world!" But than she ans Cloud2 left. So we wnet 2 Rusha.
Standing there was Stalin. Stalin comunisted, "Welcum 2 Earthbound(GEDDIT!) Rusia. I haf a chalenge 4 u as a Face Off Evil. If u win, I wil giv u an acid bath. If u lose, youl taek a terrifying dentist in2 the Gigantic Nuclear Furnace." ans the farnice rised form the snow.
Megan did a fling kik, ans nocked him in2 the wal off the furnace, Azul than balsted wif Verdi Plum. Stalin than used his comunism 2 sumon zomboy, xcept they werent, as they where aliv, but communits,so the may as wel haf bean zomby. The cumusnists run, ans it loked lick me ans Azul ans Put wear domed, but than they flu away, ass Megan had build wepon. It was a... CHANEHAMMER!
She gav it 2 me, clameing, "It's lick a Chiansaw, but wif hamers instead of a saw." I reved it up, ans run through zombiy comunits lick a madman, and pushed Stalin agains wal, ans blund forc dramaed his hed of, as his cumnists where his only powre. The sexy laddies arived wif the acid bath, so Megan ans Azul voluntered 2 retrun it 2 Prospers Palace, wil me ans Pit wnet 2 Britian 4 the finale Fae Off Evil.
But than Stalin got up, as his brane was fussed wif his hart, so he codnt thin uncomunits thins, this oslo meant he cod surviv wif out hed. Sudenly, he fal other, ded 4 reel this tim, ans his kiler sho up, it was...
PIT2! Ans he didnt haf an angle wepon, but a rel gun! He atempted to bom hedshoot me, but Pit jumed in front of bulet, ans it hit him in arm, nut it was his left arm, so he cod stil hold Hert Bow. I shok his hand intahnks, but not 2 lon, as Pit2 may haf caled us gay, witch we arent. Pit2 screched, "NOMOReF-CKINBULITS!" ans threw the gun, but we flu away b4 it laned and the gunpower exploded.
We reched Britin, ans where in Londun. The 10 hous openned, reveling the final Face Off Evil...
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DAVID CAMERAN!
David Cameraman britished, "Ah, sew these wankers bet the over Faves than? Wel u wont blody bet all off us bugers! I wil kil u, ans I wont ned a gun, ass there ilegal hear." He jumed ans strangled me, but Pit nocked him off. I frewrked him, but he chagred. We doged, ans he britished, "Dont thin cos u can avod me wanking u, I wont do so." He crased threw British congres, ans the politicans cam owt ans strated friing bowd at us, so I got my Teleport Note, ans writ, 'Brung us to David Callum." ans we teleproted 2 him.
We where in a gravyrad, ans he got a potion, evilly britishing, "HAHAHA! Wif this, I wil receive me wife, Margrate Fetcher!" ans he threw it on her grav, Pit scremed, "NOOO!"
NOT SO FAST!
A man wif mesy balck hare came behind us, it was the Life Note Guy. He was writing in a whit bok. I locked bak, the potion faled. "WHAT THE BLODY BUGERING WANKING SODIN F-CK IS RONG!?" Camera britished lodly. The Life Note Guy truned his bok. It was caled...
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ANTI-LIVE NOT! AND THE WITCHS NAM WAS IN IT!
Life Not Guy tlod us, "Nam's L, now Teleprot Not me to Prosper's Plave, I can help." So I got the Teleport Not ans writ, "L gos 2 Prosper!"
I jumed ans kiked Cameraeon, sneding him fling 2 Newcassle. We chessed him. He crased in2 The AngleOff The Norf. The Angle Off Norf puled owt her Dril Arm, ans shot Cameran with it. Pit used electrick aroe off Hert Bow to sun him. I than grabed him, ans threw him of clif. I wrot, "Steve?" in the Teleprot Not, ans Steve? appeared ans used Diamod Shovel 2 dig a whole in2 The Underword. Cameron fal in, but in lsat moment, he used his bow, ans snipped Pit, ans wrot somthin.
I checked Pit,he waz ded. I used the Live Note, but nothin happen. Prosper explaned, "L tolod me Cameraen Anti_Life Noted Pit."
"Oh 4 f-cks sak, knot agan. I complaned. Than I got idea. I tok sum DNA of him, prepared to use it 4... find owt necks tim.
A/N: WOAH! That's the lonest Ive writ yet. I hop u licked this, ans I bet u cant weigh 2 se ho the DAN is ussed.
