Reminder for this chapter, that I have used the actual POTC 2 script (which was listed in the disclaimer at the beginning of this series). So the words I have in here, despite the fact not being English and in some cases not even real words, please bare with me and enjoy the series.
Cold As Glass
Sequel to Heart of Glass
A Pirate Lord's Adventure
Chapter 11
"Hurry-hurry tan daga!"
Sluggishly I blinked open my eyes, finding myself awkwardly tied up, and hanging from a pole.
"Will!" I shouted, as I began to try to wiggle free from my ties, noticing his limp figure hanging from the pole next to me. "William Turner!"
But Will just lethargically opened his eyes, as if he had been taking a long nap, while he wore a goofy smirk upon his face-looking intoxicated.
I rolled my eyes, and leaned my head back, only to see Jack sitting at a throne, covered in all sorts of odd things and make up.
"Jack!" I whined loudly, making him look at me in shock (for a brief moment), before returning back to his emotionless look. "Jack, it's me! Beaux!"
But Jack just ignored me, and kept starring, causing Will to start up, as if to double check and see if that was Jack," Jack?"
"Jack, it's us!" I wiggled again in my bines, looking up at him.
But still he did not respond.
At this point Will seemed to believe it was Jack and smiled," Jack Sparrow! I can honestly say I'm glad to see you!"
"Oh shut your mouth, Will," I snarled at him, making him look over at me.
"Oh, hello, Beaux." He chuckled looking rather drunk, instead of sleepy," Fancy seeing you here."
I rolled my eyes, while I looked back at Jack.
But suddenly Jack sat up, and swaggered over to Will and me, acting as if he was the King of Spain.
"Jack, get us down!" I begged quietly, while he walked over to me first.
He nonchalantly poked my shoulder with one finger, as if he was testing how much meat was on my arm.
"Jack!" I begged again, while I noticed a distasteful expression appear upon Jack's face.
As if he thought I was…not good enough?
But he just ignored my protesting, and went over to Will and poked his shoulder. Mimicking the same actions he had just done with me.
Will then shouted after Jack, finally regaining some of his senses," Jack! It's me! Will Turner!"
But Jack looked up at a native, who stood in between Will and me, waiting for Jack to say something.
Jack then opened his mouth and said," Wa-say kohn".
I starred at Jack in shock, that he actually knew this bizarre language.
But the native responded back, pounding a walking stick upon the ground," Een dah-lah. Eeseepi."
"Eeseepi!" The other villagers chanted in the background.
"Jack, tell them to let us down!" Both Will and I shouted.
But Jack motioned to me and distastefully told the natives," Kay-lay lam."
He then pointed to Will, and repeated," Kay-lay lam. Lam piki-piki. Lam eensy weensy."
I looked over at Will curiously, but Will just looked over at Jack peculiarly, obviously praying Jack was saying anything bad.
Suddenly Jack crouched over next to Will's legs, and looked over a Will's crotch.
"Jack?" I questioned hesitantly, while Will nervously looked around trying to figure out what Jack was doing.
But then again, it wasn't like I hadn't seen Jack do odd things before. I mean, I remembered a time when my mother had tried to test Jack's promiscuity (to prove to my father Jack was a worthless captain). And she actually had one of her transsexual whores flirt with Jack. Jack got a room with the whore, but when he found out the whore had a masculine organ, he gave the whore a nice tip and went on his business like nothing had happened.
He certainly is a strange fellow.
"Lam say-say…eunuchy. Snip-snip." Jack announced.
Instantly all of the natives began to murmur and repeat," Eunuchy".
Will looked over at me, as if to act manly and prove Jack wrong," I'm not a Eunuch."
"I know your not," I rolled my eyes, while Jack began walking away from us.
"Jack!" I began to beg again," Jack, have them us go!"
Will then began to shout," Jack! The compass! That's all I need."
Jack stopped, causing Will to quickly add on, hoping Jack was listening to him," Elizabeth is in danger. The three of us were arrested for trying to help you. Beaux is wanted by the East India Trade Company for inheriting Barbossa's position. And Elizabeth faces the gallows, if I don't bring back the compass."
Jack still stood there, as if contemplating something.
I then had to add to Will's speech," Jack, your son is dead, and I have no one left. I killed my father and my mother disowned me."
I couldn't help but to trail off, in a whisper," You're the only family I have left, Jack."
With that Jack turned around and casually walks back to the native. "Say-say lam shoop-soop sha smalaly-lama shoo-koo. Savvy?" He then motioned towards Will and me, as if he was telling them to take away Will and me," Ball licky-licky."
"Ball licky-licky!" The whole crowd cheered, while Jack walked over to me and Will, and he whispered, in an urgent tone, acknowledging us for the first time," Save me!"
With that the natives began carrying Will and me away. And they were chanting; as if we were some prize they had gotten back from…hunting.
Oh dear god I hope these people aren't cannibals.
"Jack," I screamed, violently thrashing my body," what did you tell them! Jack!"
"What about Elizabeth? Jack!" Will joined in on my shouting, as he began throwing his body around too.
And before I knew it I was being taken across a rickety bridge, making me shout one last time," Jack!"
This is going to be the last time I trust Jack Sparrow again.
