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All day everyone talked about the Misery of Magic. The poor Ministry is being shredded apart with the rest of them.
Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door. I was wearing blak lacey leather pajamas. Then I gasped. Oh my!
Standing in front of me where…. B;loody Mary, Vampire, Diabolo, Draco, Dracula and Willow!
I opened my crimson eyes. You just now open your eyes?
Willow was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that she wart a black poofy skirt wit lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. Vampire was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans.
Draco was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and blak jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just likee Gerard Way, and almost as fucking sexy. Tom Felton is so much more than Gerard Way. The fact you compared him to Gerard infuriates the very core of my fan girl self.
Vampire looked like Joel Madden.
B'loody Mary was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed of all her clearage with a white apron that said 'bich' That sounds terrible. and other swear words and MCR lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear once.
Darkness (who is Jenny Poor innocent little Ginny Weasely.) was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots.
So were Crab and Goyle. Crabbe and Goyle were wearing ripped gothic dresses with ripped stuff all over it? Haha, that's amusing. Where's that camera?
It turns out that Darkness, Diabolo, Crab and Goyle's dad was a vampire So… now they're related?. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. He had raped them and stuff before too Oh, I bet he won the Father of the Year award . They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism. Stan-ism. The South Park fandom created for Stan!
"OMFG" I yielded as I jumped up. "Why the fuck are u all here?"
"Enoby something is really fucked up." Draco said. This story? I agree, Draco.
"OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first." I shouted angrily.
"It's all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. Your so fucking beautiful." Draco said in a sexy voice. His voice will always remain sexy. All British accents are meant to be sexual.
"Oh all right." I said smiling. "But you have to tell me why your being all erective." He's horny!
"I will I will." he said. By fucking you!
So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation. Then I came. You didn't put on clothes? Oh… great, Hogwarts the School of Wtichcraft and Nudity.
We all went outside the Great Hal and looked in from a widow. A fucking prep called Britney Spears from Griffindoor was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her.
Inside the Great Hall we could see Dumbledork. Cornelia Fudged was there shouting at Dumbledore. Doris Rumbridge was there too. Haha.
"THIS CANNOT BE!" she shouted angrily. "THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!" At least she is in character.
"THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS! yelled Cornelia Fudge.
"YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!" yelled Rumbridge.
"YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!" Yes, you must retry being principal, or face consequences.
"Very well." Dumbledore said angrily. "Butt tehe we cannot do this. We can't close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is…..Enony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. …Merlin's Beard. Dumbledore, maybe it is time to retire.
Draco, Crab, Goyle, Darkness, Willow, Vampire and B'loody Mary looked at each other…I gasped.
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The door opened and Proffesor Rumbridge and Cornelia Fudge stomped out angrily. Then Dumbledum Dumbledum :D and Rumbridge sawed us. Ouch.
"MR. WAY WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!" What the beep? Rumbridge shouted angril y. Dumbledore blared at her. Lol, he blared at her.
"Oops she made a mistake!" he corrupted her. "She means hi everybody cum in!" Yes. That's exactly what Umbridge meant.
Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students.
I sat between Darkness and Draco and opposite B'loody Mary. Crab and Goyle started 2 make some morbid jokes. How come Crabbe and Goyle don't have goffik nicknames? They both looked exactly like Ville Vollo.
I eight some Count Chocula and drank som blood from a cup. Once more, I will never eat that cereal without thinking about this…
Then I herd someone shooting angrily. You can hear anger in a shoot? I looked behind me it was…Vampire! He and Draco were shooting at eachother.. Oh no. I hope Draco wins. (no offense to Harry fans )
"Vampire, Draco WTF?" I asked. "WE ARE SHOOTING EACH OTHER YOU PREP!"
"You fucking bustard!" yelled Draco at Vampire. "I want to shit next to her!1" Draco, that is rather unattractive.
"No I do!" shouted. Harry, same goes for you.
"No she doesn't fucking like u, you son of a bitch!" yelled Draco. She likes to fuck both of YOU though.
"No fuck you motherfucker she laves me not you!" shouted Vampire.
And then… he jumped on Draco! (no not in dat way u perv I didn't think anything of that sort until you mentioned it.) They started to fight and beat up each other.
Dumbldore yelled at them but they didn't stop. All of a sudden… a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his broomstick. Can't you just say Voldemort flew in?
He had no nose you just… neverminf and was wearing a gray robe. wow, a colour change
All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Britney Spears that fucking prep started to cry. Where did she come into the picture… oh, yeah A WHILE AGO!
Vampire and Draco stopped fighting….I shopped eating…. Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent….Volzemort! Hello Dark Lord. For once, it is nice to see you.
"Eboby…..Ebony…." Darth Valer This is not Star Wars! sed evilly in his raspy voice. "Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too!" You already planned on doing that in the first place.
"Plz don't make me kill him plz!" I begged.
"No!" he laughed crudely. "Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!" Exactly. .
Then he flew away cackling.
I bust into tears. Draco and Vampire came to contort (to make her unrecognizable?) me. Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic.
I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Voldremot coming to kill Draco while Draco slit his wrists in a depressed way. Well, he was only trying to save Draco the trouble, I guess.
"No!" I screamed sexily Yes, sexily. She just said sexily guys.. Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision.
"Ebony Ebony aure you alright?" asked Draco in a worried voice.
"Yeah yeah." I said sadly as I got up.
"Everyfing's all right Enoby." said Vampire all sensetive.
"No its not!" I shouted angrily. Tearz of blood went down my face. "OMFG what if I'm getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!" She was more attractive than you.
"Its ok gurl." said B'loody Mary. "Maybe u should ask Proffesor Sinister about what the visions mean though." Is Sinistra the Divination Professor? *looks it up* NO! SHE IS THE ASTRONOMY TEACHER! (according to my Potter's World App.)
"Ok bich." I said sadly and den we went.
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Well we had Deviation Deviation. I might like that class. next so I got to ask Proffessor Trevolry Trelawny, you have the same fate as ever other character in this story about the visions.
"Konnichiwa everybody come in." said Proffesor Sinister So… Sinistra decided to Transfigure into Trelawny and then back to… nevermind in Japanese.
She smelled at me with her gothic black lipstick. She's da coolest fucking teacher ever.
She had long dead black hair with blood red tips and red eyes. hr mom woz a vampire You knew her mom?. She's also haf Japanese so she speaks it and n b'loody mry get along grate)
She's really young for a teacher. You told me her hair was dead. 2day she was wearinga black leather top with red laceand a long goffik black ripped dress. I'm sure the teachers have to abide by their own dress code.
We went inside the black classroom with pastors of Emily the Strong You must mean Emily Rose. She needed a pastor too.(ahahaha, geddit? *is gonna use this story as an inside joke for the rest of her life*). I raced my hand. I was wearing some black naie Polish with red pentagrams on it. We needed to know that, why?
"What is it Ebony?" she asked. "Hey I love ur nail polish where'd u get it, Hot Topik?" Nail polish doesn't come out like that on your nails… idiot.
"Yeah." I answered.
All the preps who didn't know what HT was gave me weird looks.
I gave them the middle finger. "Well I have to talk to you about some fings. When do you want to due it?"
"Ho about now?" she asked.
OK." I said.
"OK class fucking dismissed every1." That's such a polite way to send off your students. Proffesor Trevolry Sinistra! Stop transfiguring. said and she let every1 go.
"Except for you Britney Spears." she pointed at Britney and sum other preps. "Please do exorcize (geddit No. Shut up.) 1 on page 3."
"OK I'm having lotz of visions." I said in a worried voice. I'm so worried is Draco gong 2 die.
Well she gave me a black cryptal (cryptal- code breaking) ball to lock in. I looked at it.
"What do you c?" she asked.
"I said I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram." Doesn't surprise us.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I looked at it.
It was Draco. He was looking really sexy wearinga black leather facet Facet is not clothing., a black gothic Linkin Park t-shirtand blak Congress shoes. Bahaha, Congress shoes? Is he part of the Senate now?
"Okay you can go now, see ya cunt." She just called you a cunt, slut. said Proffesor.
"Bye bitch." I said waving. Teachers now have no respect for their pupils.
I went to Draco and Vampire was sitting next to him. We both followed Draco together and I was so exhibited. And our first exhibit: the Most Goffik Retard Chick ever, Tara Gillespie!
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I was so excited. I fellowed Draco wandering if we where going 2 do it again. You know, around Draco, there is bound to be thoughts of sex… but I'm sure even HE needs a break every once in a while. Don't use him up too much!
We went outside and then we went into Draco's black car. And fucked each others brains out. You AID infested whore.
"Ebony what the fuck did Profesor Trevolry say." whispered Draco potting his gothic whit hand with bvlak nail polish on mine. Oh…kay?
"She said she would tell me what the visions meant torromow." I grumbled in a sexy voice.
He took out a heroin cabaret and spiked it, and gave it to me to spork. Where are your parents, Draco!
He started to fly the car into a tree. Well, driving under the influence is kind of the trigger to reckless driving We went to the top of it. Draco put on some MCR.
"And all the things that you never ever told me And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me." sang Gerard's sexy voice.
We started tiling of each other's cloves …cloves. fevently. He took of my blak thong and my black leather bar. You wear a bar? I took of his black boxers. Then… … … … … … … … …he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily. I told you to just say the words!
"OMFG Draco Draco!" I screamed having an orgism. See, the sex still only lasts two seconds. Draco, find someone worth the sweat and effort.
We stated frenching passively. Suddenly… … … … I fell asleep. I started having a it a black guy (that's racist!) was shooting two goffik men with long black hair.
"No! Please don't fucking kill us!1" they pleaded but he just kept shooting them. He ran away in a red car. I run away in my car too. The police told me I was going over the speed limit, but I put my middle finger up at them. (ha, another lame joke on my part.)
"No! Oh my fucking god!11" I shouted in a scared voice.
"Ebony what's wrong?" Draco asked me as I woke up opening my icy blue eyes.
I started to cry and tears of blood went down my face. I told Draco to call did it with his blak Likin Park the worst thing was who the ppl who were shot in the dream where… … … … … … … … …Lucian and Serious!111 Ah, there is your father, Draco.
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A few mutates later Vampire came 2 da tree. He was wearing a blak leather jackson, black leather pants and a Good Chralotte t-shirt. Black, black, a speck of red, more black.
"Hi Vampire." I said flirtily as I started to sob You flirt and cry about it?.
Draco hugged me sexily Oh baby. (tryont to comfrot me. I started to cry tears of blood and then told them what happened.
"Oh fuck it!" Vampire shouted angrily.
He4 started to cry sadly. "What fucking dick did that!" The same dick covered in Chlamydia.
"I don't know." I said. "Now come on we have 2 tell Dumbledor."
We ran out of the tree and in2 da castle. Dumblydor was sitting in his office.
"Sire are dads have been shot!" Draco said while we wipped sum tears from his white face. "Enoby had a vision in a dreem."
Dubleodre started to cockle. (cockle- shellfish with a heart-shaped shell.). "Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebony's not divisional?" I don't aspect you to understand what you just said, Dumblydore.
I glared at Dumbledore.
"Look motherfucker." he said angrily as Dumbeldore gasped (c is da toot of crakter Sure?).
"U know very well that I'm not decisional I thought you… bah!. Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for Series and Lucian- pornto!" Porn. Porn Toe. Hahahah…ha.
"Okay." he said in a intimated voice. "Were are they?"
I fought about it. Then all of a sudden….. "Longdon. Longdon? Where is that?" I said.
I told him which street.
He went and called some people and did some stuff. How brilliant.
After a few mistunes he came back and said people were going out looking for them.
After a while someone called him again.
He said that they had been found.
Draco, Vampire and I all left to our rooms together. I went with Draco to wait in the nurses office while Vampire went to slit his wrists in his room.
We looked at each other's gothic, derperessed eyes. Then, we kissed. Suddenly Serious and Lucian came in on stretchers….and Proffesor Sinister was behind them!1 Sinistra was tired of all these imposters roaming around Hogwarts.
Chapter 27. vampirz wil never hurt u Then why do they drink blood and kill mercilessly? Or, in Twilight's case… why the FUCK do they sparkle?
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Every1 in the room stated to cry happly- I had saved them.
Drako, Lucian, Serious bond Vampire all came to hug me.
The nurse started to give them medicine.
"Cum on Enoby." said Proffesor Sinatra. OH FRANKIE! She was wearing a gothic blak leader dress with a corset top and real vampir blood on it and fuking black platinum boots. Oxymoron?" I have to tell you the fucking perdition." Aka you're future in hell.
I locked at Lucian, Serifs,Drake and Vampire. They nodded.
I smelled happily and went into a dark room.
I had changed
Profesor Sinister took out some black cards. She started to look into a black crucible ball. She said… "Tara, I see drak times are near." Aha, she admits once more that she is the main character. Tsk tsk, what will Justin think? She said badly.
She peered into da balls. Did Draco and Vampire take off their pants? "You see, you must go back in time." She took out a Time-Toner like B'loody Mary had.
"When Voldemint Wrigley's Gum Presents: The newest flavour- VOLDEMINT! Now longer lasting, with the taste of betrayal, death and… SPEARMINT! Take that, Stride Gum. was in Hogwarts before he became powerful he gut his hearth borken.
"Now do you fink he would still become Volxemort if he was in love?" I shook my head. "U must go back in time and sedouce him. Poor Tom Riddle. It is the only way. If he is still evil then you must kill him. You can come to my room tomorrow and you can do it." Don't say "come to my room" and "you can do it" in the same sentence. She might think something else.
"Okay." I said sadly.
We did dethz tuch sin. I went outside again sadly.
"What fucking happened?" asked Draco and Vampire. They're so FUCKING demanding.
"Yeah what happened?" asked Darkness, Willow and Boldy Mary?
I was about to tell them butt every1 was there. They were celebrating Lucian and Sirius being fond. Everyone was proud of me butt I jut wonted 2 talk 2 Draco. T
hey were cheesing my name and some reporters were there, trying to interview Dumblydore. A banner was put up.
Lotz of fucking prepz were there oviously tring 2 be b goffik wering the HIM sign on their handz- depite them not having akshelly heard of him. Then why would they be wearing it?
Even Mr. Noris looked happy. A blak and red cake had been brought out. Crabbe and Goyke set up some fireworx in the shape of skulls from Wesley's Whizard Wises.
I put on my Invisibility coke with Vampire and Draco and we sneaked outside 2gether.
Chapter 28
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We went in2 a blak room. The wallz were blak with portraits of gothic bands lik MCR, GC and Marlin Mason all over them. Black Room usually means it's going to be black. Duh.
A big black coffin was in the middle. Red vevlet lined da blak box. There were three chairs made of bones with real skullz in dem.
I wuz wearing a blak corset bar wif purple stuff on it, fishnet suckings and a blak leather thong underneath. We really needed to know what you were wearing underneath your clothes.
I sat down one of da chairs dispersedly. So did Drako and Vampire. They scattered in their chairs. That sounds dreadfully wrong.
"Are you okay?" Vampir asked potting his albastard hand on mine. He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing blak nail polish with red crosses on it. That's… again… whatever.
"Yah I guess." I said sadly.
Drako also pot his hand on mine sexily. I picture him with his hand on my… I mean someone else's thigh sexily… yes. I am a pervert. Why do you think this commentary is rated M?
I smiled sadly with my blak lipstick. "The problem is….I have to seduce Volxemort. Ill have 2 go bak in time"
Draco started to cry sadly. Vampire hugged him. Why cry guys? You'll be rid of her for a little while!
"Itz okay Eboby." he said finally. "But what about me? Ur not gonna brake up or anyfing, are you?"
"Of coarse not!" I gasped.
"Really?" he asked. Translation: Fuck…
"Sure." I said. How very reassuring.
We frenched sexily. Vampire looked at us longingly. He wants a threesome. I just want you to fall out of a window.
Then… I took off Draco's MCR shrift and seductvely took of his pants. In the middle of the black room? He was hung lik a stallone. Must be better than being hung like a field mouse.
He had replaced the Vampire tattoo that said Enoby on it. You can't replace a tattoo… Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik Gerard Way. Tom Felton is not anything like Gerard Way. Do I NEED to keep saying that?
Vampire took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4).
I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif.
We started freching as we climbed into the cofin. He put his spock Poor Spock! in my you-know-what and passively we did it. I've also stated that sex with Draco would not be passive.
"I love you Eboby. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u." he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly….
"WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!"
It was….Snope and Profesor McGoggle!111
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"Oh my satan!1" we screamed as we jamped out of da coffin.
Snapple and Professor McGoonagle started to shoot at us angrily. Shooting angrily! So much fun!
"CUM NOW!1!" Preacher McGongel yielded.
We did guiltily. Ew.
We left the room putting on our clothes. Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket. He says "My caramel, bitch!"
"Hey what the fuck!111" Vampire shooted angrily.
"Yeah buster what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera?" Draco demonded all protective, looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes.
"Look, Dumblehor DUMBLEWHORE! Haha, I laughed so hard just now that I woke up my Chihuahua. noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to St Mango's. So give back da camera!1111"
"Hahahaha the Mystery of Mogic thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him." Snoop laughed meanly.
"Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!" yelled Proffesor McGoggle.
She made us cum into a weird room with white stones all around it.
There were all these werid tools in it. Draco started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom lol but nut as muxh as gerard ur sex on legz I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111 Even he has to have more sense than that. Although, you might actually be perfectly slutty enough for him.).
I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz in vrampir kroniklz raven sed so ok so fok u!1). Vampire took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes.
And then….. he and Snoop both took out guns using magic. They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. I took out my wand.
"Crosio!" I shouted. Snapple stated 2 scram he dropd da gun.
But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets Swan Lake? A Classic.. I STOPPED DA CURSE. Profesor McGoogle did a spell so that we were all chained up I prefer Immobilus myself..
She took out a box of tools.
Den she said "OK Serverus I'm going 2 go now." She left.
Snapple started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry.
"It's ok Enoby." said Draco. "Evergreen will be all right. Remember the cideo u took of Snake."
Snape laughed again She actually spelled Snape right this time. And then...he took out some whips!1!1111
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KagsChann's A/N: keep flaming her story, where ever it might be now, and yes, it is predictable what is going to happen. You guys are preps. But, it has to be better than being goffik. Alzheimer's is something she obviously needs, and maybe society does suck, but so does TARA! See, that was so much better, I think. Oh wait… I FINK.
"No!11" we screamed sadly.
Snapple stated loafing meanly.
He took out a kamera anvilly. Then… he came tords Darko!1! He took sum stones out of his poket. He put da stones around Draco and nit a candle.
"What the fuck r u doing!" I shooted arngrily.
Snoop laughed meanly. He polled down his pants.
I gasped- there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11! On Draco, or Snape's? Either way…
He waved his wand and a nife came.
He gave da knife 2 me.
"U must stab Vrompire." he said to me. "If u don't then I'll rap Draco!1" Snape, Snape, Snape, raping little boys won't help you at all.
"No you fucking bastrad!1" I yielded.
But den Draco looked at me sadly with his evil goffik red eyes dat looked so depressant and sexy.
He lookd exactly like a pentragram (lol geddit koz im a Satanist No, I don't get how a person can look like a pentagram.) between Kurt Cobain *reminds self to see what Kurt Cobain looks like* and Gerard.
But then I looked at Vampire and he looked so smexy too wif his goffik black hair.
I thought of da time when we screwed and the times I did it with Draco and Dumblydore came and the tame where Draco almost commited suicide and Vampire wuz so sportive. Brilliant run-on.
Snipe laughed angrily. He started to prey to Volxemort.
He started to do an incapacitation dancing around the stokes whipping Draco and Vampire.
Suddenly an idea I had. I clozd my eyes and using my vampire powers I sent a telepathetic massage to Drako and Vampire so they would destruct Snape. You mean you didn't use your telekinesis this time?
"Dumbeldork will get u!" Draco shooted.
"Yah just wait ubtil da Mystery find out!11" Vampire yelled.
Meanwhile I took out my wand.
"You ridiculus dondderhed!111" Out of all the misspelled words, dondderhed was not one of them? Wow, Works Processor. Snoop yielded. He took off all of Drico's clothes. Just as he was about to rape him….
"Crosio!" I shited Hahaha! pointing my wound.
Snoop scremed and started running around da room screming.
Meanwhile I grabed my blak mobile and sent a txt 2 Serious. You know, Muggle toys are not allowed in Hogwarts. The high amounts of magic will make it go haywire. I stopped doing crucio.
"You dunderhed!111 Im going to kill-" shooted Snape but suddenly Serverus came. Severus interrupted himself?
Snake put the whip behind his bak. "Oh hello Sev I wuz just teaching them sumthing." he lied. Oh wait… is she referring to Snaketail? Because, it would have been helpful if she'd just said Peter came too.
But suddenly Lusian and Profesor Trevolry came in2 da room and they and Serious unlocked the chains and put dem around Snap.
Then Profesor Trevolry said 'Come on Ebony let's go."
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"I always knew u were on Voldemort's side, you sun of a bitca (bufy rox!111 Buffy is not here right now. This is Harry Potter on crack.)." Serious said 2 Snape.
"No I'm not I was teaching them somefing!1" Snap clamed.
"Oh fucking yeah?" I took some blak Volremortserum Voldemort serum? I don't know whether that sounds interesting, or gross. out of my poket and gave it to Serverus.
He made Snap dirnk it. Severus Snape, you cloned yourself, didn't you? He did arngrily.
Then Luscious took out a tape recorder and started playing it while he did curses on Snap. Then Proffesor Sinister and Lucian made us get out wif them while Snape told his secretes. Lucian took Vampure and Draco to the nurse after thanking me a millon times.
Profesor Trevolry took me to a dark room. Now I wuz going to go back in time to sedouce Volxemort. Moving posters of MCR and Nrivana were all over.
Hermoine, Darkness and Willow came too. B'loody Mary Is it me, or is she making clones… Hermione was supposed to be B'loody Mary, right? Did I miss something? gave me a blak bag from Tom Rid's store.
"Whatz in da bag?" I asked Profesor Trevolry.
"U will c." she said.
I opened thee bag. In it was a sexy tite low-smut Low smut- not enough sex, but still too much for her. black leather gothic dress.
It had red korset stuff and there was a silt up da leg. I put it on.
My frendz helped me put on blak fishnetz and blak pointy boots Willow had chosen.
Willow and Darkness helped me put on black eyeliner and blod-red lipshtick.
"You look fucking kawaii, bitch." B'loody Mary said. "You look trashy, you piece of shit."
"Fangs." I said.
"Ok now you're going to go back in tim." said Proffesor Sinister. "U will have to do it in a few sessionz." She gave me a blak gun.
I put it in a strap on my fishnetz like in Redisnet Evill.
Then she gave me a black time-tuner. "After an hour use da time torner to go back here." Proffesor Trevolry said.
Then she and B'loody Mary put a Pensive in front of me. Every1 went in front of it.
"Good luk!1" Everryone shooted.
Darkess and Willow gave me deth's touch sin. Then….. I jumped sexily in2 da Pensive.
Suddenly I was in fornt of teh School. In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen. He was wering long blak hair, kinda like Mikey Way Gerard's brother, I presume. only black. He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It was….Tom Bombodil!1111 Tom who now?
