Simon: Welcome back to the show, fans, and sorry about the wait. You see, CosmicKitten89 was a little busy with the Chipmunks Parody Show videos she was making for Youtube, and I was a little busy fixing Alvin's set for him, as well as inventing a few other things that I am going to be using on this show. Now, having read the one hundred or so reviews I have received since last show, I have seen that there has been a lot of drama between Sammy and the Friends of Rachel, and, at the request of the viewers, I am not going to post any of it. However, I will say this: I accept your apology, Sammy, if you are still reading this, and I highly encourage you to continue to submit your questions if you have any.

Now, today is Theodore's cooking show, and he will be fixing some of your food requests. Theodore, are you ready?

Theodore: Yes, I've got Ellie here to help me.

Simon: Good. Now, here's a food request from our biggest fan, Kaylie:

Hey Theodore! I wanted to suggest you making-

1: Ice cream cake

2: Lime pie

3: Lemon meringue pie

4: Strawberry milkshakes

5: Chicken and dumplings

6: Lasagna

7: Pepperoni and olive pizza

8: Taco salad

9: Tacos

10: Vanilla ice cream

Ooh- i'm getting hungry!

Theodore: That's an awful lot…

Simon: Not to worry! I have been busy creating kitchen gadgetry to assist you with your culinary endeavors!

Theodore: You mean like fast food? Because I like to take my time with cooking…

Eleanor: Come on, Theo, just try it! He's just making it easier for you, it's not like he's loading it with preservatives or trans fats.

Theodore: OK. Now, to make ice cream, we first need rock salt and a churner-

Simon: My cryogenic ice cream freezer allows you to skip the rock salt, and it churns itself!

Theodore: Like a soft serve machine? Cool!

(loads the churner with cream and vanilla beans)

Eleanor: I'll get started on the lasagna. It takes a long time to make.

Simon: And I'll begin beating the eggs and sugar to make meringue. Jeanette, are you going to lend a hand?

Jeanette: Um, I'm not very good at cooking…

Theodore: That's OK. Just make something easy, like the dumpling balls!

Simon: And the kitchen gadgets are easy to use, too!

Jeanette: (makes dumpling balls) Now I can use the leftover dough to make a pizza!

Simon, Eleanor and Theodore: NO…

Jeanette: (tosses pizza dough, and it lands on her head.)

(Simon, Eleanor and Theodore laugh)

Theodore: Leave the pizza tossing to me.

Simon: Here's another question… in French?

Bonjour, Simon! Je m'appelle Emma et je vis en France. Je ne parle pas anglais, et, peut-être un peu, mais je ne parle pas couramment assez de vous poser ces questions en anglais. Bien que j'ai eu mon frère traduire une partie de votre montre à moi en français et l'un d'eux dit que vous ne spreak français. Si cela est vrai, pouvez-vous s'il vous plaît répondre à mes questions? J'aurais eu mon frère traduire, mais il se passe un voyage en Amérique pour étudier à l'école.

1. Où et pourquoi avez-vous appris le français?

2. Quel est votre film préféré? Et maintenant, les questions de ma petite sœur, Bretangne! Soyez gentil, elle est de cinq ans.

3. Que préférez-vous faire, sauter d'un dix pied de construction dans une piscine ou dix pied de construction sauter d'un immeuble en vingt oreillers? 4. Avez-vous déjà été en France, là où je vis?

5. Parlez-vous français? Merci beaucoup, Simon!

A plus tard!

Simon: You know, this show is really supposed to be done in English, but since I happen to know French, I will translate your questions for the audience:

Hello, Simon! My name is Emma and I live in France. I do not speak English, well perhaps a little, but I am not fluent enough to ask you these questions in English. Although I had my brother translate part of your show to me in French and one of them says that you do speak French. If this is true, can you please answer my questions? I would have had my brother translated, but he happens to be on a trip to America to study at school.

1. Where and why did you learn French?

2. What is your favorite movie? And now, my younger sister: Bretangne, has some questions! Be nice, she's 5 years old.

3 Would you rather jump from a ten foot building into a pool or from a ten foot building into twenty pillows?

4 Have you ever been in France, here where I live?

5. Do you speak French? Thank you, Simon!

Later!

Simon: Well, I first learned how to read French so that I could read books written in French, but I wanted to become more fluent so I could talk to French people, knowing it would enhance the experience of trips to Paris and Geneva, so I took French classes in high school and college.

As for my favorite movie… well, i would have to say A Beautiful Mind.

Now, Bretangne, that would depend on how large those pillows are. If they are standard bed-sized pillows, then I would take the pool. Ten feet isn't really that high anyway. I thought that the French measured height in meters.

Yes, I have been in France, quite a few times. I've been there a few times to do concerts, and also to visit the University of Paris, which is the oldest university in the world, and the Louvre.

And yes, I do speak French, but I would rather not answer your questions in French on the show, because most of our viewers are English. And you're quite welcome.

Theodore: Ellie, can you cut the meat for the tacos and the chicken and dumpling soup? I'm a little squeamish about meat.

Eleanor: Sure. Jeanette, don't make a mess blending the strawberries into the milkshake.

Simon: Another one from Kaylie:

Yo, Simon where'd you get the tickle collor? I want one!

Simon: I built the tickle collar myself. I'm still working on the patent, though, and I doubt that the government would allow me to sell it. Here's another food request from her:

Hey Theodore, could you please prepare Hawaiian haystacks? I REEEEAALLY like those!

Awe man, i was waiting all week for the answers to the questions. oh well, now i can post more :D!

ME OUT!

Theodore: Hawaiian haystacks are also known as chicken sundaes. They are not really from Hawaii. I use chicken, rice, and gravy like hot fudge – I guess that's why it's called a chicken sundae!

Simon: And another one from Kaylie:

Jeanette: Did you write anything in the valentine you gave Simon? If you did, then what did you write?

Simon: Why haven't you answered my question? You know, the one about question popping?

Theodore: What is your ABSOLUTE favorite food?

Eleanor: What is your favorite icecream flavor?

My sis Susan wants to know:

Eleanor: What was the first thing you ever baked?

Thanks again!

Jeanette: I just wrote Happy Valentine's Day Simon, Love, Jeanette. I drew some fancy pictures in it, but they got ruined by the glue.

Simon: Question popping? You're going to have to resubmit that one to refresh my memory.

Theodore: I dunno… maybe pecan pie.

Eleanor: Well, I'd say it's a tie between vanilla bean and butter pecan.

Theodore: How about vanilla bean with pecan ripples and pralines in it!

Eleanor: Mmmm… The first think I ever baked was rolls for a bakery I worked at when I was a small child. I improved the recipe, and they got more customers, which was how we got to keep that job for so long despite being little chipmunk girls.

Simon: Um…

Hey Simon! Remember me? You promised to go out with me, remember? Sure, you promised eight years ago, but it was still a promise! Who's Jeanette?

Your-all-time-favorite-girlfriend-

Jilian!

Simon: I promised no such thing! And Jeanette is my all-time-favorite-girlfriend!

Jeanette: Um, Simon, read the next one.

Hiya again Simon!

1: Why did they stop making alvin and the chipmunks cartoons and bring in those stupid CGI ones?

2: What's your favorite book?

3: Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? I have, they taste great!

(Don't judge me, i was young, and stupid. but it did taste great!)

4: Have you read 'Leven Thumps'? THOSE BOOKS ARE AWESOME!

Thanks!

p.s. Did you see that comment by JILIAN? I wrote that! ha ha!

I wish i could have seen your face!

Simon: Well, Ross and Janice wanted to try something new and different with the CGI chipmunks, you know, experimenting with chipmunks that actually looked, acted, and were the size of real chipmunks.

I believe I already mentioned what my favorite book is in a previous episode.

No, I have never eaten a dog biscuit, but Theo has.

Theodore: It tastes good at first, but then you chew it and chew it, and the longer you chew it, the yuckier it tastes.

Simon: No, I have never even heard of Leven Thumps. What is that series about, if you don't mind me asking?

Oh. I should have known that was a prank comment… Here's another one from Kaylie – my, my, does she like our show!

Simon, everyone wants you to be a vampire because you would make a HOT one!

They should do an episode where you turn into one and Jeanette saves you!

(sighs) that would be so romantic!

But they wouldn't make it.

Why don't they like Simonette? It's my favorite couple!

Simon: I guess because Jeanette and I aren't supposed to be the romantic ones.

Jeanette: I agree, Simon would be one hot vampire.

Simon: Kaylie also asks:

What happened to Seymour? Please tell us!

Simon: He's back in the alternate dimension, and he's not coming back. At least I hope not…

Ooh ooh, Theodore could you make these?

1: Pineapple upside down cake

2: Chipmunk soup. Just kidding!

3: Cookies

Thanks!

Theodore: What kind of cookies?

Simon: Jeanette, don't cut the pineapple! Here, we'll slice it using this slicing machine that is equipped with a safety sensor that stops it if it detects infrared radiation from an endothermic living creature so that it doesn't slice your fingers off.

This one's from The Chipette Protector:

Wow, people seem to be getting crazy here...

Too all that feel a 'need' to swear - please don't. This is a nice show and we don't want it to be corrupted and get people upset because you don't have self-control.

Anyway here's some more questions:

Simon/Theodore - What do u think Dave would be like in the world where the Darkmunks was from?

Theodore - Can u cook a blueberry pie?

Ellie - How does it taste?

Jeanette - What would u do if the Darkmunks came back? and what if they made Simon forget all about u?

Simon - How do u know James Seville? And what would u do if u meet the 'munks from the movies?

Enjoy!

Simon: Evil and abusive, I guess?

Theodore: The Darkmunks must have had a mean parent who bullied them.

Sure, I can cook a blueberry pie!

Eleanor: I'll tell you how it tastes when it's done.

Jeanette: I don't know… I would kiss him to see if it refreshes his memory.

Simon: Well, you introduced me to James Seville. If I met the movie 'munks, I would have an engaging conversation with my movie self to see how we compare and contrast with one another.

Theodore: I would cuddle with the little movie me!

Ho...ly...cow...

Alright, stop flaming Si! This isn't even a Q & A show anymore, which it should be!

Now: My questions, assuming Theo, Ellie, and Jeanette will be with you:

Simon: Do you like chemistry class...or "chemistry" with "you-know-who"

Jeanette: Writing or reading?

Eleanor: Chocolate or candy?

Theodore: Same as Ellie's!

See ya next week, yo!

ChipetteGirl10 OUT! PEACE!

Simon: I second that! Well, they're not flaming me so much as the other viewers. And now they're just apologizing and protesting the flames. It would really please me if you viewers would take the discussion somewhere besides my review section, because it makes it inconveniences me by making me have to search for the reviews from people who want their questions answered.

I do like chemistry class, but I'm afraid that I haven't done THAT kind of experiment yet…

Jeanette: Hmm, tough choice… writing, because it's a creative outlet that can earn you fame, awards, and money. Not that any of that matters to me so much as expressing myself. But I do like to read to learn things and enjoy other people's self-expression. After all, without readers, there would be no point in writing.

Eleanor: I already answered this one. Chocolate is my favorite candy.

Theodore: Mine too!

Simon: Here's one from chipmunkfanantic:

Hey Simon How would you like to help me Prank your Brother Alvin I have been wanting to do this for quite some time but my Second Jill Seville has some requests for Theodore and Questions for Simon

1. Apple Cinimon Pie

2. Pepporni Pizza

3. Carote cake

Chip cookies

Bunnies

soupe (home made not Store bought )

Potato Chips

Crackers

Soda

10. Home made Icecream

and Now Questions from Adam Seville

Apparently your Brother Alvin just called me an a** and the only way i could think of Getting him back was to pull a Prank on him Quick Question have you or the girls Ever Pranked Alvin before ?

Jeanette who would you Duete with Me or Simon in a Parody ? I just had to ask this one

Theodore how do you feel for the People of Joplin Missouri? they just got hit with an f4 Tornado and I dont know how they must feel finding Dead Bodies Burried underneath all that rubble .

Eleanor it was on a gray day when I told Amber well before we broke up i told her that i was going to college and she told me to wait for her and I told her this I cant wait on you I have my Entire ahead of me if you get what i mean but ever since i did Graduate on Friday the 13th I had to take a look at my Self and see what needed to be changed and alot had to be changed anyway but Ellie do you think that Alvin can change ...you know if he wants to because I dont know if i am rady to Enter the real world and atleast live on my own i am jsut too Nervous so I was thinking I just need someone to talk too and you seem like the person that might help me so will you help me threw this ?thanks

Simon: Well, I already helped you with the prank…

Theodore: Well, I'm already making homemade ice cream and pepperoni pizza… well, with olives. How am I going to make chocolate bunnies?

Simon: I have a rabbit-shaped candy mold.

Theodore: Thank you! Oh, and how do you make homemade soda?

Simon: You take a machine, like mine here, that carbonates water – that is, infuses it with carbon dioxide under pressure – and then mixes it with flavor syrup as you press the nozzle to make it pour out. That's how a soda fountain at a restaurant works.

Theodore: Thanks. Ooh, look at all the flavors!

Eleanor: Jeanette, put the potatoes in the slicer and set the slicer setting to extra-thin.

Jeanette: Did you know that potato chips were invented on accident by a cook named George Krum in Saratoga Springs, New York who was angry that the customer kept complaining that his fried potato slices weren't thin enough, so he sliced them so thin that they would turn crunchy from being cooked to tick the customer off on purpose, but the customer actually liked them! At least that's how the story goes.

Simon: Yes, we've pranked Alvin before. Or at least I have. Remember Theodore's Life as a Dog?

Jeanette: I would definitely do a duet with Simon; I'm not so sure about you, though.

Simon: Well, if CosmicKitten89, despite having ADHD and Asperger's Syndrome, and having been sequestered from the real world her whole life to boot, can make it across the country on a Greyhound bus ride, which involved changing buses three times, then I have the utmost confidence in your ability to make it in the real world.

She actually rode through Joplin, Missouri on the day that you graduated, I think… which was before the tornado hit. I'm sorry about that…

Now, this one is from FredWeasleyIshMINEEEEE:

Okay,so first off I wanted to say:Is it okay if I write here? I mean im not popular most places. So I dunno if I have the authority. But,if I dooooo...Simon,would you ever date Brittany Miller? I mean,I know your deeply in love with Jeanette but... if she was dead..would you?Love,Kayleeeeee:)

Ps:Tell Alvin he's so hawt he made the sun scared to touch him.

Simon: Of course you can post comments here. There is no rule that says that you cannot write somewhere on Fanfiction dot net just because you are not popular. No, I would not date Brittany Miller. Not even if something happened to Jeanette. Even if something happened to Alvin as well… well, Brittany is just not my type. I would find somebody who is more my type, as would she.

And I'm sure that Alvin would be thrilled to hear that.

Here's one from Knight of Renaissance Light:

Hello, again.

Listen, I know you have replied on the thought of the episode "Sploosh" not being uploaded by ColonelShaw. But I need your opinion of this one: I have made contact with a fanfic writer whose father actually managed to tape the episode that I spoke of. The pen name is Ginnydabomb1993, and I just received a message that he is halfway through with converting the episode, due to his computer being so slow. Perhaps you could inform CosmicKitten89 of this startling news; maybe she can rally support in cheering on this average fanfic writer. Just as a thought.

Oh yes, and my question is this: Simon, if you had to relate, or at least find similarities in, Jeanette with any of the Disney princesses, who would it be and why? (This includes the new princesses, like Tiana, Rapunzel, etc.) Because, in personal opinion, her personality is like a hybrid of Cinderella and Belle, because she has Belle's intelligence and Cinderella's care for her family, despite how a certain chipette treats her (no offense to Brittany, I hope).

Simon: It's actually Ginnydabomb1996, and I'm sure that CosmicKitten89 would be thrilled that somebody is actually going to upload Sploosh.

Well, I haven't seen Tangled, so I don't know about Rapunzel, but I agree that Jeanette is very much like Belle, but with Cinderella's unconditional loving care for her family despite being used as a doormat.

Jeanette: Brittany doesn't use me as a doormat! Well, not most of the time, anyway.

Simon: And Eleanor is definitely like Tiana, since she's hardworking and loves to cook, except she's a little more nurturing like Snow White, who also loves to cook, and Brittany is like… Well, like Aurora in that she likes pink and is always thinking about boys and dating, although they do not develop her personality much in the movie Sleeping Beauty, but more like Jasmine in that she's feisty and hardheaded.

Jeanette: Aurora actually wears blue in the movie more than she wears pink. But the Disney Princess merchandise usually shows her in pink because Cinderella's already blue – well, it looks more silver in the movie…

Simon: Thank you, Jeanette. The audience does not need to hear you rant about how silly it is to sell baby Ariel dolls with feet instead of fins when we all know that Ariel was a mermaid when she was a baby and never had feet until Ursula turned her into a human at age sixteen… I hope that my audience does not think any less of me for knowing so much about Disney movies…

Here are more food requests from Kaylie:

Oh, and also

1: Strawberry shortcake

2: Ginger snaps

3: Ginger bread

4: Blueberry muffins

Sounds like a movie, doesn't it?

Jeanette: Sounds more like a doll line, if you ask me.

Eleanor: We used to collect Strawberry Shortcake dolls – the ones from the 80s, not the new ones.

Jeanette: They released two very different new lines of Strawberry Shortcake dolls, and two separate series to go with them. The new-new dolls and cartoon characters look different from the old-new ones.

Theodore: There are plenty of leftover blueberries from the pie for making muffins with.

Eleanor: We're using fresh blueberries in our muffins. Way better than the fake blue flavor pellets they put in ready-made blueberry pancake and muffin mix.

Theodore: Hey, I like those!

Now, we don't add yeast to the dough that we set aside to make the ginger snaps with. The ginger bread gets shortening to make it soft, but the ginger snaps are made with butter to make them hard and crisp.

... And Pear pie!

Eleanor: Jeanette, can you get some pears? Please get firm ones, they stand up better during the baking process.

Jeanette: I don't like pears, but sure!

Simon: Hehe… Theodore, Kaylie and her sister have more food requests:

Hey Theodore! Susan and I have a few food requests.

1: Apple Dumplings

2: Lemon cake

3: Chocolate cake

4: Fruit salad

5: Omelets

6: Eggs and bacon

7: Sausages

8: Biscuits and gravy!

9: Ice cream sundaes

10: Chocolate squares

11: Steak and mashed potatoes

12: Fried catfish and frenchfries

13: Pasta salad

14: Chief salad

15: Cream puffs

16: Strawberry cupcakes

17: Red velvet cake covered in creamcheese frosting

18: Cheesecake

19: Peppermint cake

20: Punpkin bread!

21: Lemon bars

22: Rock candy

23: Chicken pot pie

24: Roast chicken

25: Pumpkin pie

26: Apple pie

27: Homemade applesauce

28: Coconut cake

29: Peach cobbler (Easy on the sugar please)

30: Apple cookies

Like i said, a few! ;)

Theodore: What do you think I am, a food machine?

Jeanette: And I never heard of apple cookies… but I can do rock candy!

Eleanor: Jeanette, go get the pears first. And while you're at it, we're going to need more apples, peaches, and pumpkin as well.

(Jeanette leaves for the store)

Simon: How am I-supposed to-answer questions when I-

Theodore: The blueberry pie's done. Ellie, how does it taste?

Eleanor: Mmm, very rich and sugary. But use less sugar for the peach cobbler, since they requested that.

Simon: OK, now I can put the steak in-

Theodore: But I'm baking the chocolate chip cookies next!

Simon: I wish I thought of inventing a larger oven…

Kaylie asks:

hey simon, i was curious, if you and your brothers are triplets, why aren't you completely identical?

Simon: We're fraternal triplets. That means that each of us came from a separate sperm cell and a separate egg cell, meaning our DNA is similar, but not identical. Chipmunks tend to have litters of 2 to 4, maybe 6, but the offspring are seldom identical. Now the armadillo, on the other hand, tends to produce identical quadruplets nearly every time it reproduces!

But even identical twins, triplets, or however many were born at once aren't necessarily identical in all aspects. CosmicKitten89, for example, is far more self-sufficient that her identical twin sister. CosmicKitten89 acts more like Jeanette and I, whereas her sister behaves more like, well, a cross between Theodore and Alvin or Brittany, I guess.

Hey, Theodore…

Theodore: Huh?

Simon: More food requests from Kaylie!

Hey Theodore:

1: Fruit platter

2: Cookies and cream

3: Chinese food!

I wish you could've cooked on the show!

Theodore: Aw, man… Good thing I brought Soba noodles!

Jeanette: I'm back! Here's a bagful of ripe fruit, and I also got catfish for that one recipe!

Theodore: Good. Now make the rock candy.

Jeanette: You just saturate the water with enough sugar so that if you added any more it would not dissolve. That way, as the water dries, some of the sugar will return to crystal form because there is no longer enough water to dissolve it all, and if the crystals collect on the string, then you have rock candy. It takes a while, maybe a couple of days…

Simon: Here's one from Munk19:

Hey Simon,

Why did you pull that huge prank on Alvin's show? Was there a reason? Besides Alvin will be embarrased to come back on the show, now that you and the rest of you ruined it. I am not angry or upset, I just think that was way too harsh. Don't you think?

Simon: Well, I felt bad too, but I helped him fix the set so that it's now better than it was before. I was just getting back at Alvin for the prank he pulled on me in the 3some episode. He came out with a new episode since theHey, Simon! Got some questions for you!

Theodore: Are you and Ellie thinking about doing your own question-answering show?

What's your favourite sandwich?

Eleanor: What's your favourite rock song?

What did you think of Theodore when you first met him?

Simon: How well can you see without your glasses?

Have you ever tried contact lenses before?

Can you name three reasons why you love Jeanette?

Jeanette: Have you ever stood up to Brittany before, instead of Eleanor standing up for you?

What are your top three favourite Pixar movies & why? (Mine are Cars, Finding Nemo, and Toy Story 3! It made me cry!)

Please answer my questions! Awesomo3000 out!n, by the way.

Theodore: I kind of want to do Alvin's show, but he won't let me… Well, I want to do a food show, but I don't feel like I'm ready right now; I'm having a hard time handling this one!

My favorite sandwich is egg salad with Swiss cheese with pickles, tomatoes, lettuce, chopped celery, and lots of mayo!

Eleanor: Well, that's a tough question… I do like I Love Rock N Roll!

I thought he was cute when I first met him, but when he accidentally got food on me I thought he meant it.

Simon: I can see up close clearly, except for the distortion due to my astigmatism. If it's more than a foot away from my face, I cannot read it.

Alvin's made me wear contacts before, but they give me conjunctivitis.

Why I love Jeanette:

She's smart, she's sweet, and she loves me back.

Jeanette: But I'm beautiful too, aren't I?

Simon: Yes, but I didn't want to be shallow.

Jeanette: Well, yes, sometimes I stand up to her, like when I was upset about what she was writing about me in her diary.

Well, I haven't seen Toy Story 3 yet…

My favorite three Pixar movies are Toy Story, because it's the original and the best, and although the animation pales in comparison to more recent CGI, it was stunning and revolutionary back in the day, and it showed a lot more effort and detail than a lot of modern movies, such as in how realistic the toys are, just like the real ones! – and also A Bug's Life, because I love the ant's eye perspective on the world it gives us, and WALL-E, because it's got good scripting, like a Nebula Award-winning sci-fi tale!

Simon: WALL-E is my very favorite.

Now here's a serious question from Kaylie:

Yes, I have Trischotillomania. I've had it since before i turned 12. i'm 13 now. We've had to cut my hair to get it even, but the back won't grow. I don't know what to do! my hands always want some sort of texture, and when i find a piece of hair, i pull it, curl it with my nails, and then feel it. this is my subconsious mind, and my own mind is too lazy to stop it. My parents have all these ideas, and i'm sick of them trying to help. I decided to just STOP! but i can't! I know that i'll have to do it myself, but this is so hard!

Does CosmicKitten89 have a solution? I have all these bristles on top of my scalp, and my once beautiful red hair is almost gone!

I just needed to write about it. I don't know why i like to write about it. i just do.

Kaylie

Simon: Well, I believe that CosmicKitten89 had it when she was 9, and it got worse a couple of years ago, perhaps when she got out of school and her foster mother wouldn't let her go to college for a few years, and she got bored… but she plucks her eyelashes, not the hair from her head! What I would suggest doing is finding something to do with your hands, such as painting, drawing, typing, fiddling with a Rubik's Cube, even just squishing a piece of clay around – anything that can be equally addicting. Finding a new habit won't prevent it entirely, but it can lessen it enough so that your hair can grow back. If your parents already suggested that, well, then maybe you haven't found the right habit yet.

Here's another question from Kaylie:

What are y'all's favorite scenes from alvin and the chipmunks?

Did you read any of Colenalshaw's stories? They kind of killed a few of you several times.

And flamers, do you see the words at the bottom of the review box screen? here, let me copy them:

A well rounded critique is often the most rewarding gift a reader can give . Please use this golden opportunity to offer a well deserved praise and/or tips for improvement.

Kaylie

Simon: The movie, you mean? Well, I like when I got shot into the pool.

Jeanette: I like when he hops on top of Dave and tells him to wake up for Christmas! So uncharacteristically zany of him!

Theodore: I like when I'm eating all the Lucky Charms! Or were they Goldfish?

Eleanor: I like when Theo's scared and wants to go beddy-bye with Dave… awww…

Simon: Well, I haven't read any of the stories in which I got killed… I found one in which Jeanette got killed…

Now from UniqueRosa Damascena:

Hi Simon!

What was the first song you song in front of Jeanette and in a live concert and if you haven't done that what song would you sing to her and in a live concert?

Thanks,

UniqueRosa Damascena

Simon: Well, I've sung lots of songs to her with my brothers, but never any solo. If I did a solo for her, it would probably be "She Blinded Me With Science" – oh, wait, I did that for her at a Mensa convention. It wasn't really a concert, though.

Now one from… Lord Odortherex?

Just in case you don't know, I represent my creator, Knight of Renaissance Light, as he had some other questions he forgot to add. As much as I loathe my archenemy, I do owe him a substantial debt. So here goes:

1) An opinion from Simon: If K of RL did a songfic on you and Jeanette, based on Alan Jackson's "Remember When," would you despise, tolerate, or appreciate it? If you haven't listened to it, here is the link: .com/watch?v=TTA2buWlNyM

2) Jeanette, if you could place yourself and Simon in any fairy tale, which would it be and why?

3) A request from "His Majesty". Would it be a bother if he were to request that you got Alvin and Brittany guest-star? Just to sing a duet of Celine Dion's and Peabo Bryson's "Beauty and the Beast"? Cause there is a "Chipmunked" version of that particular song? It's on this link: .com/watch?v=NdHxPOQeLP4

Well, that takes of part of my debt. And just be careful where you step once I gain access to your world and take it over. Mwahaahaahaa!(clears throat) That is, as soon as I get out of my debt and regain my powers, of course. Okay, goodbye for now.

Simon: Well, I'm not crazy about country music, but I would tolerate a fanfic of us with it. K of RL is free to make whatever kind of fanfics he wants.

Jeanette: Well, I dunno… I cannot think of a fairy tale about a brainy prince and a brainy princess… maybe The Swan Princess, just because I like that movie so much?

Simon: Well, I'll see about getting Alvin and Brittany to guest-star next week.

Oh, and good luck taking over our world. The Darkmunks already tried, and failed.

Ooh, I do like this one, from Kaylie:

I was wondering, what causes a black hole, how, and why? I need to know about them because i'm writing a science fiction story, and Black holes are a main part of it. Please tell me everything you know.

Simon: Good question. The theory goes that a black hole is what happens when matter gets so densely compacted that the escape velocity goes past the speed of light, meaning that nothing can escape its gravitational pull. You see, the gravitational acceleration is determined by the mass of the pulling body, multiplied by the universal gravitational constant G, which approximately equals 6.67 times ten to the power of negative sixteen, in units of newtons times meters squared over kilograms squared. All of this is divided by the square of the radius of the pulling body. For earth, this all equals out to approximately 9.8 meters per second squared, and this acceleration is the same regardless of the mass of the object. Now, this equation can be rearranged so that we get the escape velocity, which is how fast an object has to go to escape the earth's gravitational pull so that it won't fall down onto earth again. Now, this depends on the ratio of the mass of the object to the square of its radius, which is very great for a black hole, resulting in a gravitational pull that even light cannot escape, hence the blackness. Please ask if you need additional clarification.

Simon: This one's from Adam Seville:

Simon it feels like i have used you to my own means and now look at you got some people pissed and its my own undoing I used you Jeanette Theodore and Eleanor sure the Prank worked but to what end and does it Justify the means I just dont know if i can continue with my show anymore Maybe i should shut it down and let the people get back to asking Questions to your show and Alvins and let my fans do what they do best Because it feels like i hav failed in trying to get my show real big but if the four of you dont wanna have anything to do with me then thats fine I now broadcast from underground where I dont have to even worry Proably its the best Ill see you in a few years see ya

Simon: We all forgive you, Adam, even Alvin does. Now I do like your show, and you should continue to air it. This one's from Susan:

Simon: Did you ever get an answer wrong in school?

And when are you going to answer my questions?

Simon: Well… yes, we all make stupid mistakes, sometimes in math, when my head's in outer space and I miscalculate, or in history, if I've been misinformed…

I will answer the rest of your questions when Alvin and Brittany come on the show.

Here's one from your sister Kaylie:

Hey Simon and Jeanette, i need your opinion on the scariest psychological horror short story. I've read some of Poe, I'm writing my own, but i need something scarier to read. Any options?

Simon: Well, I haven't read a whole lot of psychological horror short stories, just Stephen King's lengthy novels. How about you, Jeanette?

Jeanette: Well, there are some good ones on Fanfiction, such as The TellTale Googly Specs that CosmicKitten89 wrote.

Simon: That's right! I highly recommend it, it's… well, not a spoof of The Tell-Tale Heart, but it's similar in theme. It's in the Mario section, though, so you have to be familiar with Mario characters such as Bowser and the Koopalings and E. Gadd. You know who they are if you play New Super Mario Bros. Wii and Luigi's Mansion.

Now, who is this Eddie Seville:

Hey Simon I am totaly new to this So lets just say that our Lead Singer is Just as Hot headed as your Brother Alvin is Beleive me I didnt know what was going on I was just hanging out at the Studio taking care or Techinical Stuff and whatnot but when i heard of Alvin's Show getting Pranked was the First one to chew im out Something i know 80's Brittany would do . But that's not the issue the issue is that Adam should have Listened to what we all had to say about this . But anyway I do have a Question for you .

Simon ,My Brother Adam was checking out the review Box and found out that the Friends of Rachel or who ever they are was picking on Sammy for being a Bully and yea some of the things she said were kinda hurtfull but then again they were the ones being the Bullies and they were the ones that drove here away and now come to find out that they are Apologizing to her and making all those Promises that we know that they could and couldnt keep but moving on .

Simon , How do you Handel Getting pranked by Alvin and Same Question for Jeanette Theodore and Eleanor if they are going to be on the show but I dont know why Adam did that I just hope he learns from his Mistake and tries Next time to think it threw before doing something as Drastic as that and this is not a flame in anyway at all

Simon: Well, I try not to show how upset I am, for that only makes him want to prank me more.

Eleanor: Well, I get really angry at him.

Theodore: If it's a really mean prank, I cry…

Jeanette: So he feels sorry for you. I try to turn the other cheek…

Simon: And I suppose that Paul Seville is Adam's brother as well:

Yea what Jill Said we didnt know Adam was going to do something as drastic as this we just didnt. and we let him do it anyway man were we stupid enough to even let him do it maybe he did it for the right reasons but still it came at a high .

price sometimes we just dont know what to do with him and we are all CGI by the way and well lets just say we tryed to convince him that doing that Prank was a bad Idea. but our Top lead Singer would not listen to us and we are a band of 10 . combining the Chipmunks the Chipettes and us 3 Oc's with has made Adam our leadsinger but. still thou he should have Listned to us in the first place or none of this would have happened and your Brother Alvin needs to cool down and just forget that none of this ever happend and move on if you get what i mean thou Simon

Simon: OK… And here's Jill Seville:

Hey Simon ,

My brother indeed does feel pretty bad but he did help out with Cleaning Alvin's Set by Sending over a Cleaning Crew while Doing his Show underground and the reason is beacuse Alvin never had the Chance to get him back so let me just say this I didnt know my Brother was going to pull that prank on him if i did i would have Stopped him and told him whats what but I couldnt even my fellow Band members tried to tell him but my brother is So Hot headed that he didnt listen to us at all so we let him find out the hard way and its the Exact Situation with you and Alvin . Alvin pulls a prank and he gets yelled at mostly by Brittany or you . But the point i am trying to get at is you should Consider what your going to do before you go threw with it and the SAME thing applys to both my Brother and Alvin as well even thou my Brother doesnt come up with Scemes like your Brother does . but Anway i do have a Question for you anyway

Simon how do you and Theodore and the Chipettes put up with your Alvin? because with our Alvin there is no Problem we always talk things out and come to a Solution just by talking it out weather is before a Concert or during practice . Thats right Simon we are a Parody band or Better known as Adam and The CHipmunks .

Simon: That's good. Anyway, here's Sheryl Seville:

Hey Simon I have never heard of your show before I just wanted to tell you that your show is great but I have a show of my own and so does Jill like your Show Simon our show's are just like yours but with oh how do you putit ... awww More Features but as the old saying goes Better features do not make a better show . But i do have some Questions for you .

Simon I have been told that you get some Flames why ?

Also in the Story while they are away Adam has read that Alvin actually takes Jeanette on a Friendly outing while his Best friend James gets Married Meanwhile you and Brittany do some Studies over seas is this Story true? beacuse i Hardly buy Jeanette putting up with Alvin .

there was also a story based that Alvin walked into the Bar one night and found Jeanette on the Bar Bare foot dancing he got her hoem and well lets just say that she pursuaded him to have sex with her i can remember the name but in the end they get marred and have a girl named Elise and in the other then end up having a girl named Harper Simon I recomend the Story while ther're away check it out the name of that Story is What now I finally remember took me awhile but the name Clicked

Simon: No, that's not true, that's just a fanfic. And neither is that other one… Jeanette wouldn't do that.

Oh, as for the flames… long story. Watch some of the earlier episodes and you'll see how it all started.

Oh, look, another science question from Kaylie:

Science question:

I don't really understand einstein's equation, E=MC2. I know what the letters stand for and all, but what's it supposed to be about? What does it mean? When do we use it?

Simon: Well, you see, mass is a form of energy. This equation tells us exactly how much energy is in a given amount of matter. Take the mass of any object, multiply it by the speed of light squared, and that's how much energy exists in the form of matter.

It's a very important equation. Take nuclear energy, for instance. When a nuclear bomb explodes, it's because some of the mass from the nuclei is converted into kinetic energy. So if you were to take all of the explosion by-products and weigh them, you would find that they would weigh less than they did before the explosion.

Oh, and when you heat something, you are making the molecules move faster, which adds energy to them… and there is another equation that tells you how much heavier they become when you add energy to them. That's right, when you add energy to matter, part of that energy becomes mass.

Oh, and Theo, Kaylie sent you more food requests:

Yo! Theodore! I'm real sorry you didn't get to cook, i was looking forward to you starring in the show a bit more. But, anyway, my requests are:

1: Lemonade sickles

2: pina colada (No idea how to write that word)

3: cinnamon cookies

4: Fried chicken

5: buttered rolls :)

6: Mashed potatoes and gravy (did i already suggest that?)

Done!

Theodore: Darn! And I was almost done with everything!

Simon: Well, pina colada is spelled correct, except for the absence of the tilde mark above the n to change it in to the Spanish letter pronounced "en-ye". I don't think you can write one of those on the Fanfiction review section.

And here's another question from Kaylie:

Simon, i was curious; what is your opinion of us dropping the H bomb in japan? I know we had to, but it just seems so horrible. Like my mom says, it's like 2 kids pointing water guns at the other, and saysing, "I'm gonna shoot you" "Oh yeah, well, i'm gonna shot you first"

I know Japan did it to us first, on sunday, when no one was prepared, and that's just horrible. I kind of wish no one had ever made bombs. but, then again, there's a reason for everything. So, what's your opinion?

Simon: Well, it was the only way they could think of to end the war, since Japan would not surrender, but I don't think they had to destroy innocents. If they had to drop a bomb on someone, it should have been on the soldiers, and not the innocents.

As for bombs, well, they were created by talented physicists who wanted to prove that they could create an atomic bomb, but many of them felt bad afterwards, and many refused to work on it despite all the money they would have earned.

Simon: Whew. Now that was one long three and a half hours. Theo, how are you handling all those extra recipes?

Theodore: A… little help here?

Simon: Something spells burnt. (Opens the oven)

Jeanette, you shouldn't have put the coconut cake, the cinnamon cookies, and the apple pie all in the oven at the same time! They require different cooking times and temperatures!

Jeanette: Sorry.

Theodore: Well, when we're all done with everything, we'll serve it. Hopefully there will be leftovers for next show!