You better read the AN. It's freakin' important. Not kidding.
Normal POV
After the Akatsuki were rid of their hangovers, Lauren, Tess, and Taylor herded them into the family room.
"It's time to discuss the rules," Lauren stated as Taylor jumped in holding a giant poster.
The criminals all blinked. Pein stared at it in genuine surprise.
"…When did you have time to make that?"
"During lunch!" Taylor replied happily.
"Ah," they all nodded.
Lauren and Tess took their places on either side of the poster, and Tess pointed at the first rule.
"Rule 1: Do not use your powers in public places unless the situation is threatening your lives or the lives of others."
Lauren picked up on the second rule. "Rule 2: You may go where you wish during the day as long as you don't cause commotion."
Tess continued the tag-team. "Rule 3: Do not steal money…or anything that's worth value."
"Rule 4: DO NOT TRY TO DRIVE OUR CARS. If you would like to learn how to than we will teach you, but until then do not touch them."
At the bottom of the poster, scribbled in with bright red mark in bold letters was the newest rule.
"Rule 5: DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL."
The Akatsuki all stared at it with slight humor, seeing that it had just recently been added after what had taken place earlier in the day right.
"Dammit come on," Hidan whined, "not even a little…?"
Lauren pointed at finger at him. "No."
"But-"
"No."
Hidan crossed his arms and glared at her. "Why?"
"…Cuz."
His glare morphed into an evil grin and he laughed, probably putting things together in his head.
"Shut up," Lauren mumbled, running a hand down her face.
The other occupants looked between them curiously but after a minute shrugged it off.
"Well," Tess stated, "That's about it. We'll be hanging the poster on the fridge so you won't forget the rules…Any questions?"
Konan raised her hand. "What about this school you're attending? Didn't Lauren mention something about such a schedule in her letter this morning?"
Lauren blinked. "Oh yeah…give me a sec." She exited into the kitchen and knelt in front of her back pack. A few seconds later she walked back hold a piece of paper.
"This is our weekly schedule," she announced, "the three of us have different classes at times, so this should tell you where we are if you ever need to know. And if anything ever changes last minute I'll call here and let you know."
Tess walked over to the side of the fridge and grabbed a small magnetic white board off the side of it.
"Plus here are the numbers that you would most likely ever need to call. All you need to do is pick up the phone and dial the numbers before pressing talk."
The Akatsuki all nodded in understanding.
"Any other questions?"
No one said anything so Tess dismissed the meeting. Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu and Tobi all wandered down the stairs while Kisame and Itachi stepped out onto the back porch, getting some fresh air. Konan and Pein picked up their books again, and Deidara and Sasori grabbed the TV remote. Once the criminals were all settled in the girls sighed and unenthusiastically dragged themselves to the kitchen table.
A few seconds later there were 3 loud slamming noises and heads flew to the table where Lauren, Tess and Taylor had dropped their text books.
Pein raised an eyebrow and Lauren looked over at him emotionlessly.
"Homework," she said simply and Pein slowly nodded, looking back down at his book.
The girls sighed again, knowing they couldn't get around the huge pile, and picked up their pencils.
…
"Oooooohhh~ what's that mean, Tess-chan?" Tobi questioned, leering over the red heads shoulder.
"It means that once you rotate the points of the quadrilateral, A-B-C-D will become A prime-B prime-C prime-D prime which you can then use to determine what kind of transformations was used on the figure."
"…"
"…"
"Sounds fun!"
Lauren glanced over at Tobi. "Can you leave…please?"
"Aww," he pouted, "but Tobi wants to know what you're learning!"
"Fine," she replied, looking back down at her books before calmly replying, "Watashi ga anata o satsugai shi, sudeni sen'yū sa rerubekidearu haka ni anata ga sōshin sa remasu nokoshite inai baai ni wa, rōjin okashiku kuso. That's what I'm learning."
(*Dammit you freaking old man, if you don't leave I will murder you and send you to the grave that you should already be occupying.)
There was a slight snicker from Pein, Itachi and Konan who now resided in the family room as anime tears started streaming from Tobi's one eye hole.
"WAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" He cried running away down the stairs. Lauren smiled and laughed.
"Good riddance."
Itachi smirked. "Imouto don't you think that was a bit harsh?"
"Hell no," she mumbled, "especially after he fucking molested me…"
A deadly tension rose into the air and Lauren blinked, knowing she shouldn't have said that.
"…What…did you just say…?"
Lauren kept her eyes on the table. "Nothing."
"Imouto."
"…"
"Lauren."
"…Hmm?"
"What did you say?"
Lauren sighed. "Exactly what you thought I did."
Itachi stood up stiffly and walked into the kitchen; lightly placing his hand on his sisters head as he walked towards the stairs.
"If there's going to be bloodshed than please take it outside!" Tess called after him.
A few seconds later Tobi's screams ripped throughout the house and Lauren facepalmed. "The neighbors are going to start calling any minute."
As if on cue Lauren's cell phone started to ring followed by the home phone and Tess's and Taylor's phones.
Tess ran a hand down her face while Lauren smacked her head on the table.
"Konan, could you please answer the home phone? All you do is press talk and hold it up to your ear."
Konan nodded and stood walking over to the phone. All four picked up the phones at the same time, trying to calm the people on the other end, assuring that everything was fine and making up excuses as supporting evidence.
Pein sat on the couch shaking his head with slight humor. Even if the people in his organization were idiots they were entertaining idiots at that.
…
A setting sun blotched the horizon with shades of orange as an array of men and women baring metal headbands engraved with the symbol of their village entered a room with a single desk. The woman behind the desk spun around and stood in greeting.
"Report."
A man in an all green jump suit bowed.
"Hai! Hokage-sama, the preparations for the dimension transfer are almost complete."
She nodded. "How long until it is ready?"
"Most likely it will take another month if we don't have any further compilations."
"Good," she exclaimed, "is there any word on the whereabouts of the Akatsuki?"
"They are still missing. It is a possibility that they may have already found a way to transfer dimensions however, and may already be there."
The woman returned to her desk at downed the remaining alcohol in her dish.
"Tsunade-sama if I may…"
"Go ahead Kakashi."
"Hai," he bowed. "We received word from Iwagakure that Sasuke Uchiha was spotted with 3 other shinobi ,hanging around an area that has the markings for a dimensional jutsu such as the one we're using."
Tsunade returned to her desk and sat down, locking her hands together.
"That could be problematic," she mumbled, "but it'd be best to let it slide for now. If we try to make a move it will most likely set us behind as well…"
Kakashi bowed again. "Hai, Tsunade-sama. Would you like to see the others now as well?"
"Yes," she replied, "please bring them in."
Kakashi silently left the room and returned a second later with a group of energetic young ninja behind him. This group included Naruto, Sakura, Hinata, Neji, Kiba, Shino, Choji, Tenten, Lee, Shikamaru and Ino, as well as Sai.
"Baa-chan~"
Tsunade's eye twitched. "Yes Naruto?"
"Do you have a cool mission for us?" He asked happily with sparkling eyes.
"Yes," she boomed. "And it is to be taken seriously by each and every one of you."
"Hai!" They chorused.
"Good," Tsunade said continuing. "This is a top secret S rank mission that I have chosen you all for because of your past contribution to the Leaf Village and the strength you posses. The mission objective is to capture and return Uchiha Niji, Haruno Bara, and Namikaze Mina, which some of you may recognize as Lauren, Tess and Taylor."
"Nee-chan?" Naruto and Sakura both questioned in shock.
"Naruto, Sakura," Shikamaru questioned in shock, "You have sisters?"
The pink and yellow haired ninja's shared a glance.
"It's…a long story."
"Anyway," Tsunade continued, "that is your mission. We have special Jonin and Anbu preparing the dimensional transfer jutsu, so for the meantime none of you will be receiving any types of new mission. This is a time to train and become strong. There is word the Akatsuki have already transferred into their dimension. There is also rumor that Uchiha Sasuke is attempting to cross over as well."
While saying that Tsunade kept her eye on Naruto who now looked more determined than ever.
"This is not a joke. We are dealing with a group strong ex-ninja's. You are putting your lives at risk. I expect each of you to understand this with utter seriousness. Is that clear?"
"Hai!"
"When the time comes for you to be deployed I will contact you again. Until then, train. That is all. You are dismissed!"
"Hai!"
All of the Chuunin, Jonin, and Naruto exited the room and Tsunade closed her eyes sighing.
"I want you to go with them too," she said to the Sannin that had been quietly listening from out the window.
"I figured," the white haired sage replied. "But first, are you going to tell me what this mission is really all about?"
Tsunade poured herself another dish of sake. "I will, but not now. I need a drink.
…
"Achoo!" "'Choo!" "AAAAACHOOO!"
Kisame laughed and walked into the kitchen. "Did you all just sneeze at the same time? And damn Tess did you eat an elephant or something?"
"Shut up," Tess mumbled, wiping her nose.
Lauren smiled. "Who knows, maybe someone's talking about us."
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HELLO THERE!
I'm not going to go over all the stuffs that I have been doing and just tell you that I've been busy.
I HAVE A FREAKING IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR YOU PEEPS.
"Ugh, Why Me" was remove, for some stupid reason which I still don't get, by the ff admin. Apparently the content rating wasn't correct I guess, but it was hard to understand because of the way they worded it…
SO!
Should I dare to try and repost it? When it got removed I got suspended for a week so I'm afraid to try…but if you guys want it back up than I'll try at least. I could also try and post it on DA and other places too if needed.
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