Woot, It's officially summer for me! Sorry for such a wait guys, I've been busy finishing up the year, but since there's no school till September I'm free to write a ton more. The 100th review thing still stands from last chapter. If the reviewer is a quest, can you please tell me in the review what you'd like, if it's not I'll just PM you the info. Why wait anymore lets get started.
December 20
Dear reader,
So the past, what has it been five days? I think it's five. So, in the past five days a shit ton has happened. First, Kyle's been coming over a lot to work on the project. It's pretty boring, even with Kyle here. He just sits at his laptop and types a shit, while I sit on my computer and type and shit. I've tried throwing pencils at him, but he hasn't responded with anything more than a "knock it off Cartman." Secondly, Kenny keeps telling me all this shit I should do to get Kyle's attention. Compliment him, pull on his hair, exc. One, if I compliment Kyle he'll think I'm trying to poison him. I've tried pulling hair,but all it got me was almost a black eye. Why do I even listen to this poor asshole's advice. Kenny's got shit for brains. [A cartoonish drawing of Kenny is here showing he really does have shit for brains.] Third, Butters has got a girlfriend. Like I said in the first entry, it's a shock to everyone that Butters is straight. He's dating some bitch named Mckenna, she's got this brown curly ass hair. But, it's obvious why Butters goes for her. Three words: boobs for days. Those things got knock somebody out just by being near by. One turn of the head, BOOM, KO. Round two fight! I don't like her, she looks to much like a whore to me. But, Butters is happy so I guess it's alright. Not that I care if Butters is happy or not. Forth, Wendy and Stan broke up, but this time I've lucked out. The reason, supposedly, is that Wendy cheated on Stan with, guess who. Craig. I mean Stan and Craig look exact-fucking-ly the same. What's the difference? Maybe Wendy couldn't get enough of Craig's middle finger. I don't fucking know. Fifth, I've finally read the second Harry Potter book. And holy shit, I thought it couldn't get any better than before. Ron's still my favorite, but god damn Ginny is annoying. And lastly, it's almost Christmas. I don't know what I'm going to do.
Don't you worry, Mckenna won't be mentioned that much, so if you're not an OC fan you won't see her much. Sorry for the shortness, Hugs and Kisses.
