NARUTO! Naruto, Kyubi and Ino Drabbles Collection.

Ch. 12 : The Meaning of Life!

Naruto, Ino, and Kyubi laid under the stars and stared up at the sky. Kyubi yawned. Ino said,

" Naruto, what's the meaning of life?." He replied,

" Ramen." Kyubi looked at him and asked,

" Ramen? What does ramen have to do with the meaning of life?." Naruto said,

" Ramen, has to do with the meaning of my life." He stared at him for a little bit and replied,

" Bullshit. Prove it." Ino said,

" You remember the last time he got ramen deprived for six weeks." Kyubi replied,

" Yeah. That was pretty fucking funny. He put his boxers over his head and was running around like a madman." Naruto said,

" You're a freak." Ino replied,

" I think the meaning of life is in sunflowers." Kyubi looked at her and said,

" Sunflowers? Okay. This should be interesting. Tell me why you think the meaning of life is in sunflowers. This I have to know." Ino replied,

" The sunflowers are made from the sun, the sun creates life, so the sunflowers are like the suns children. So that means that the meaning of life is in the sunflowers." Kyubi stared at her for a really long time and then said,

" That…….is the biggest load of crap I've ever heard. The meaning of life is in the sunflowers. What a load of bullshit. You need to stop thinking about the meaning of life and worrying about being a ninja little girl. So any of you seen, Madara or Sasuke Uchiha around lately?." They shook their heads. " Oh. Alright then. So……..we certainly haven't been getting a lot of rain lately." Ino said,

" I'm bored. I'm leaving." She got up and walked away. Kyubi stared after her and then looked at, Naruto. Kyubi asked,

" Are you looking at her ass again?." Naruto got up and walked away.

THE END!