Crackerfang: ... I'm trying to make this close to the actual book, but I've officially skipped two chapters in the process of writing. xD Oh well.
Disclaimer: I don't own Black Cat.
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Chapter 12: Sven in Wonderland Part 2
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"Oof!" Sven shook his head as he sat up from his fall. It was a very painful fall...
He saw that weird bunny kid walking down a long hallway, and decided to follow because he is a creepy pedophile.
He followed Leon until the boy turned a corner, and seemed to disappear. Now he was just in a looooooooong hallway with nothing in it. Nothing but a bright pink curtain, and a table. Sven walked to the table, looking at what covered it. There was a key, and a bottle that said 'DRINK ME AND YOU DIE!'.
Grabbing the key, he examined it and wondered what it could go to. "It can't possibly go to that door that was badly hidden behind that hideous pink curtain, could it?" Sven said to himself, and walked to the seemingly hidden door. He put the key in the lock, turned it, and pulled it out. He felt somewhat dirty...
Sven pushed the door open to see what was through it. A VERY tiny hall way, that was just as pink as the curtain. He frowned, wondering how he'd get through.
Then he turned his attention to the bottle on the table. "It says 'Drink me and you die'... I think I can live with that." he swallowed every drop of the drink. (It tasted like Fruit Loops!)
The next thing he knew, he was a very little man in a blue dress. "I KNEW IT! I AM OLD!" he never thought he'd shrink at only 30... "Oh well, I can go through the hallway now." he said, and skipped off.
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After roaming this odd and pink land, Sven decided that he was bored. He had seen nothing but pink flowers, pink grass, pink mice, and pink... everything else.
Very soon, though, he stumbled upon a pink mushroom with a pink caterpillar sitting on the top of it. It was a hideously disgusting caterpillar, too.
"HIIIII! I haven't seen you around here before! My name is Kyoko, whats your name!?"
The thing was very loud, and it was hard to understand what it was saying because it talked to fast.
Sven blinked. "Your frightening. I think I'm gonna go..."
"BUT YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME YOUR NAME!!!!!" Kyoko screamed.
Only becoming even more frightend, Sven ran.
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"Gawdzorz, if I look at anything pink ever again, I'll go crazy." Sven muttered, half-wishing everything here would turn a different color.
"Oh, I know how you feel. Pink is so bright, I hate it."
Sven looked around, wondering where that voice was coming from. "Wh--" what he was about to say was interrupted when a large creature jumped ontop of him, and forced him to the ground.
A young man wearing a black cat outfit sat on him. "Wow! I like your dress, can I have it?" the boy asked, tugging at Sven's dress.
"No!" Sven got up, pushing the boy off of him. "Its mine!" he hissed.
The boy blinked. "I thought hissing was my job... ANYWAY! My name is Train, who are you?"
'Two people here have asked me that now...' Sven thought. "I'm Sven. I'm 30 years old, and I like to wear womens clothing..."
"Geez, I asked for your name, not your whole life story!" Train said, poking Sven's nose. "What are you doing here, anyway?"
Sven shrugged. "I followed a little bunny down here. I'm regretting that I ever came... Do you know how I can get back?"
Train nodded. "There is only one way to get back, and that is to sleep with the insane Queen Creed."
"Okay."
There was a long moment of silence.
"So, can you lead me to this... Queen Creed?"
"Yes..." Train said, blinking. "Uh... I'll take you there, but you have to carry me!" he said with a creepy grin.
Sven stared at him, making another long moment of silence. "Alright. Lets go..."
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And that ends part 2 of Sven in Wonderland.
