(A/N: This is a bonus chapter, following Richtofen and the other three in the map 'Ascension'. Note, that this chapter takes place at the same time as '5 People, 5 Sides. How Fitting, and I originally wasn't going to do this chapter. I planned on skipping directly to 'Call of the Dead'. And, after thinking about it, kind of guess that I'd get flamed for it. So, without further ado, I give you… Ascension!)
(POV: Tank Dempsey)
Okay, I wasn't happy with Dicktofen when he separated us from the kids. I certainly wasn't happy when he drug us across a Soviet Cosmodrome, doing useless shit with weird-ass weapons, and worst of all, I was especially pissed when THOSE DAMN MONKEYS STOLE MY JUGGERNOG!
Look, I'm a patient man, I really am, but when I get drug around a large area, doing some stupid tasks to help some idiot scientist who got himself trapped, there better be a DAMN GOOD reward!
(POV Change: Nikolai Belinski)
Okay, I don't mind Richtofen, but being drunk, combined with guns you can fire drunk, plus huge area? Not, good combo.
Now, Now. I admit, I do admire the teams persistence,
But Takeo ruins it.
Come on, always taking about honor and loving that stupid stuffed monkey!
And when the space monkey zombies came down with big boom?
You bet your ass I blamed Takeo!
Richtofen kept getting us to do useless shit.
He better have some Vodka as a reward.
(POV Change: Edward Richtofen)
May I just say, that my group, is incredibly lazy. It took us 1 day, 3 hours, 37 minutes, and 35 seconds, to complete and activate the mechanism.
But who's counting eh?
THE VOICES! They're sooo loud…
Time to travel again!
