Kind of a Funny Story
Chapter 12
By: NailBunnyDeadBunny
LadyCrazyMonkeyPants
So lets recap what the hell I have been though in the last several days; I wanted to kill myself by jumping of a bridge, but no I came to a hospital where I am locked up with crazier people.
Then the idiot that is my therapist decided that my friends and my crushes needed to know that I am mental.
And the cherry on top is the fact that my older brother Arashi and his sadistic demon of a boyfriend showed up. And now is going to make me wish that I had just gone to the bridge.
Why me?
I hate these people with every fiber of my being. They are just intent to see who far I could bend before I would break.
Stupid sadistic bastards!
I think for my funeral I'm going to have a sign that clearly say "You bastards you killed Kenny" and I'm going to be Kenny.
And if you are wondering; yes I am a South Park addict.
I admit to it!
"So Ryoma why don't you tell us about one of your favorite memories from your childhood?" asked the all annoying Dr. Quack.
"I blocked out that part of my life."
"Ryoma just do it." Stated my mom.
Sighing deeply I closed my eyes slightly and thought about the strange childhood that I had.
"There was that time we went to the beach and my father thought it would be funny to teach me to swim by throwing me overboard. The last thing I remember before blacking out was this little fishy that was swimming toward me."
"Arashi dived in and pulled him out. Though I've never seen Arashi swim so fast before, so he had to be worried about you." Stated my stupid father with a smile and no amount of remorse.
"That was not why I was swimming so fast." Stated Arashi offhanded.
"Then why where you swimming so fast?" asked Ryoga.
"Ryoma's little fishy was a stunt double to Jaws. And I didn't need to know how to speak large-fishnese to know that it thought I was a fish and that it wanted to eat me."
Turning I glared at my idiot of a father.
"You throw me into the ocean with a large Great White swimming around? What in God's name is wrong with you, you sicko?"
I was in a state of shock, this has to be qualified as child abuse. I could have died…Arashi could have died. We both could have fish food.
But my face was nothing compared to my mom's, who looked like she might have been part Great White at that moment. And my father was some poor defenseless seal of the coast of California.
"I didn't know that there was a shark in the area."
"That guy, that morning, told you that a shark had been seen the area." Stated Ryoga which earned a glare from my father before he shrank way my murderous mother.
"This is way we are a screwed up people. We share half our genetics with this messed up old man." Sighed Arashi before running his hand through his hair.
Dr. Quack was in a state of shock, though not for what had just been revealed, but because Arashi had looked so good when he ran his hand through his hair.
Stupid dumbass.
Everyone else was more interested to see my famous father hide from my pissed mother.
Well Light was looking at Arashi with a wonder look in his eyes, his big strong boyfriend had faced down a huge shark. Arashi was ignoring Light, but that is because he wanted to see if my mom would kill our father here in the hospital or just wound him severely.
I would think that she would wait till they got home were there would be no witnesses or at least the ones that would be there would not rat her out for they would probably help.
"Excuse me but I feel that I must leave now, I have some friends to visit and I don't need to be on the end of their nagging that I put off visiting." Came Arashi's voice breaking through the tense air.
Leave it to Arashi to know how to get things moving.
"I think that we accomplished something today and that we call an end to this session and take things back up tomorrow."
"The only thing we accomplished today is that we learned that my father is a child endangerer." I muttered standing.
A couple of the regulars laughed lightly at that but other than that they only said their good-byes and left. Yukimura stayed behind a little bit talking to Light who had appeared next to him with his 'I'm sweet and innocent' smile on.
After he left Light walked to a window and looked it as Arashi was saying bye to the rest of the family. As we filed out into the hallway Arashi went and stood next to Light and seemed to be watching for someone.
With my mad ninja skills I managed to position myself by the windows to see if I could spot the one that they are looking for, but far enough that wouldn't really notice me. After a few minutes Yukimura made his way out of the front of the building and Light shifted to get a better look. Then he said one sentence that made my blood run cold.
"I want the blue haired boy, and quickly."
"We'll see." Replied Arashi who had began to move away from the window. Grabbing Lights arm and tugging he began to pull the other brunette male toward the exit. But as Arashi past me he stopped and looked at me.
"It looks like it slipped my mind about our deal, so maybe tomorrow?"
"It looks like that it will have to be that way." I replied.
"Good I look forward to it."
They walked out and Dr. Quack's eyes followed Arashi's ass out the door.
Gross, just plain and absolutely gross.
When everyone else had left I made my way to my room to wait for dinner which was another fifteen minutes away and I need to pray for the soul of poor, poor Yukimura.
Monkey: Hey guys sorry for such a short chapter. College has been hell.
Bunny: *in a off key singing voice*
Happy birthday to you, LadyCrazyMonkeyPants
Happy birthday to you, LadyCrazyMonkeyPants
You now are old and wrinkly
And you might need diapers now
But your still my best frieeeeeeeeend
Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuu
Monkey: I hate you soooooooo damn much now.
Bunny: but its your 20th birthday
Monkey: no its not
Bunny: on the 11th which is like several more hours away it will be.
Monkey: Okay now on to more pleasant news, in November there will be a Anime Con in Bentonville, Arkansas!
Bunny: I'm soooooo excited. We are going to try our best to be there!
Monkey: Even if it is for one day. This is free promotional shit that we are doing. We hope you will join us!
Bunny: Remember on November 20th-21st in Bentonville, Arkansas.
Monkey: And remember to join us on Facebook! Under NailBunnyDeadBunny, we share it.
