I was standing outside Ouran School. My hair was long, but they weren't hair extensions. I also wore short jeans that were fraying, and the pockets were showing. I also wore a union jack tee shirt and union jack Converse.

I started walking into the school and up the marble pink steps, past the huge pond that reflected the sky. I made my way up to a room that seemed familiar.

'Music Room #3'.

I heard giggling coming from the door. I opened it.

"Hello?" I called.

"Hi!" Giggled Liz.

Liz was wearing a green fairy looking dress and had light green wings.

She gasped.

"You're not a boy!" She screeched.

She went and stole my messenger bag.

"Hey! Give that back!"

"Girl! Girl! You don't belong here!" She sang, and went through an impossibly tiny door.

I looked around the room.

I saw on the piano a plate of dumplings. Dangos to be precise. My stomach growled. I picked up a stick of the colorful treats and popped one into my mouth. I felt myself getting shorter, and shorter, until the piano was the size of a mountain.

"This is...weird." I said to myself as I walked to the door, which was know the size for me. I pushed it opened and a dark hallway loomed before me. I took a deep breath, and marched on. I kept walking in the black until a light sign made of different bulbs lit up.

"Love?" I read, suprised I could actually read Japanese.

Another light sign lit up.

女性の

"Female?" I questioned.

I saw a bright light at the end of the tunnel and all of a sudden, my vision went white.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" I screamed and all of a sudden, my breath hurt.

I was underwater. I swam up as fast as I could, nearly drowning in the process.

"What the hell?" I shrieked.

"You might wanna get out of there." Advised a voice.

I looked at the edge of a pool and saw Kyoya in a suit. A weird ass suit to be sure. It was yellow and green and he wore a purple bow. He also wore antennas on his head.

"Um."

"Really, you should get out of there."

I saw a piranha. Not just any piranha. It looked like it was made of granite.

I screamed and literally jumped out of the pool and onto the marble poolside.

"What the freak were those?!" I screamed, pointing to the pool that was reflecting the sky.

"Granite fish." He said simply, adjusting his glasses.

He was sitting on a giant purple mushroom with little pink and blue mushrooms growing under it.

"What are you doing?" I ask, because he's writing in a black notebook.

"I regulate. I am a businessman." He answered.

Just then, Yokino came up and gave him...were those teeth?
He gestured to the blue mushrooms. She took one and ate it all. Suddenly, she started to change. Her eyes became sharper, her hair shorter, and her breasts disappeared. She turned into a guy.

My eyes went wide and my mouth dropped open.

"The Queen is expecting you." Said Male Yokino, pointing to a door that wasn't there before and flipping his bangs out of his silver eyes.

"Um, Thanks?" I responded, not really sure if I was losing it or not.

I went into the door, which opened on its own and light grabbed me and brought me in.

Light flashed and once again, my vision went white.

I ended up in a hall with many many pillars.

"Where now?" I groaned.

"You are in my domain." Said...someone, I don't know who.

He had red, choppy hair and golden cat like eyes. He wore a yellow bandana around his neck, purple and pink cat ears, a pink and purple striped long sleeve shirt with purple sleeves, pink gloves, a magenta belt, a magenta striped cat tail, purple jeans and pink boots. He chuckled and disappeared behind a pillar. He appeared again on the right side of the hall. For some reason, my face turned hot. He laughed, and he disappeared again. He kept following me, making my face basically having a spaz attack of feelings. When I finally got to the end of the hallway, I had just about enough. I turned my head, looking back at the car boy. I smirked.

"Why don't you both come out?" I challenge.

Then I walk to the next door, not looking back.

I was...floating? Then, all of a sudden, the red carpeted ground came crashing closer. I screeched, but when I landed, more like face planted, I wasn't hurt. I noticed a few figures sitting at a long white and gold table that was covered with tea sets and sweets. I rounded the table and saw something...strange. But strange is normal here. A blond boy with big brown eyes wore a vest that was red with a pocket watch hanging out of a pocket. He also had white rabbit eyes and a black top hat. A much older boy who looked like a MMA fighter was in a full mouse costume sleeping. The blond boy was absently mixing a spoon in a teacup.

"H-hello." I greeted hesitantly.

The blond boy looked up.

" You don't belong here. Why are you here? You're not The Black Queen or The New Duchess. The White Queen and King are looking for you." He said all at once, none of this sentences connecting.

I just deadpanned and sat down at a chair nearby.

" Hatter wouldn't let you near his Queen. But he's King now. We need a new Hatter." The honey blond boy complained, probably to himself.

"sorry we're late!" Called a female German voice.

Light burst through the room so bright that I had to shield my eyes. A silhouette of...two people. A girl around my age with long white hair, and startling red eyes who wore a black crown, a black eagle necklace, a white pirate shirt with ruffles, a long blue tail coat had had red cuffs. For hoes, long white boots and a small black skirt. She was holding a sword that looked like a giant spade from cards, like the tail of it was stretched out and curved making a way to hold the sword and the spade tip was sharpened immensely. A girl, who wore a light blue feathery dress that fit her figure beautifully and silver strap sandals. She wore a silver feather on her necklace and bracelet. Then I realized she had silvery birds wings. Her jet black hair flew behind her and the blue of her eyes was like the sky. I tried not to stare as the two sat down.

"I'm guessing you're the Black Queen or Queen of Spades?" I asked, pointing to the albino girl.

"Correct. This girl here is The New Duchess." The Black Queen addressed, making a gesture to the angel girl.

God, why is this so familiar?

"If you're wondering what The White Rabbit was going on about before I got here, I can tell you. The Mad Hatter is supposed to keep all outsiders out of Wonderland, but since the former one became the White King or the King of Hearts along with the new Queen, no one has be regulating. As you know, you don't belong here. You might want to visit the Queen." Suggested the Queen of Spades, gesturing to a wooden door.

"Thank you." I say, bowing as I get up.

The Queen and Duchess smile softly.

"You are very welcome." Replies The Duchess.

And the door sucks me into yet another weird adventure.

I was in a huge library, that had two floors. In the center was two Medieval style thrones. On it sat a male with wavy blond hair and a red mask. He wore a red and black tailcoat, a golden crown, black dress pants, and black boots. The woman sitting on the right had short brown hair and wore a white and gold mask. She also wore a golden crown, but she wore a what looked like a Greek dress that was white and had a golden belt. I bowed before them, because if these weren't the King and Queen, I would be very surprised.

"You may rise." Announced the White Queen.

"Queen and King of Hearts, I did not mean to intrude on your kingdom. I will take whatever punishment you give." I said formally.

The Queen only laughed.

"My dear, you can't intrude from somewhere which you come." She says.

"What?" I ask, not quite sure if I heard her right.

"You couldn't have known all the things you did getting here to not be from here. You are the New Mad Hatter." She assured me.

Suddenly, a flash of light surrounded me. Once the flash of light faded, I was in new clothes entirely. I wore a dark green shiny twin tailcoat, a watch hanging from a pocket, a black button up dress shirt, a short black skirt, long shimmery black boots, black gloves, and a green and gold striped top hat that had a black band and a white card had a heart, spades, clubs and diamonds sign in it etched in gold.

"Wait, what about my bag?" I ask crossing my arms.

"Those two Cats took it from me."

The Queen, sighs, as if this happens often.

The King Of Hearts sighed and shouted, " Cheshires!"

Just then, out of nowhere, the boys appeared.

One winked at me, making my face heat up.

" Which one of you took the Mad Hatter's bag?" Asked The White King, a tinge of annoyance in his voice.

The Cheshires turned to me, and exchanged a grin. I gulped as I noticed their teeth were like a shark's.

"I took it." Said the one that had winked at me earlier.

"Okay, give it back." Said the Queen.

"I'll give it back…if she kisses me on the cheek." Smiled Cheshire One deviously.

"Ugh, fine." I sigh, walking over to him, my boot heels clacking on the shiny oak floor.

I leaned in and went to kiss him on the cheek, but at last second, he turned his face and I ended up kissing him on the lips.

I woke up, panting. Then I felt my face get hotter and redder and I grabbed one of the many feathery pillows and screamed into it. After a bit, I just cradled it, my face not getting any cooler.