Mojo's P.O.V.
"Why is Itachi acting so strange? It's been a few hours since he ran out of the house! Man... I'm going back to bed, this day sucks!" I said to myself as I walked up the stairs. As I walked into the room I noticed at all the blinds were down and it was pitch black. I turned on the lights and there was Itachi! He had all these baby things around him; strollers, cribs, changing tables, toys, everything! "Wha... you're not mad?" I asked, surprised. "Of course not! I was soo happy! I'm sorry if you thought I was mad," Itachi said. "WHERE THE HELL IS MY TORIE!" I heard Kim yell from downstairs. "Uh-oh..." Itachi muttered. "ITACHI! WHERE'S MY CAR!" "Meh... we'll talk to her later. Wait Itachi... when did you get the money to buy this?" I asked. "Kim... I stole her card and you gave me the pin," Itachi responded. "Ahahaha! I probably would've done the same thing," I laughed. "ITACHI! MOJO! DOWN HERE! RIGHT NOW!" "Later... right now I have to..." Itachi picked me up and swung me around. "Ahhh! Itachi Uchiha! Put me down right now!" I screamed. "We're having a baby! I'm so happy!" he yelled. He put me down and kissed me passionately on the lips. "Now, let's go see what Kim wants," he said, taking my hand and walking downstairs.
Kim's P.O.V.
"Where... the hell... is... my... CAR?" I screamed as Mojo and Itachi came down. "I sold it," Itachi said, calmly. "YOU WHAT?" I snapped. "OO! I wanna see the new car!" Krista said excitedly, dragging Shikamaru outside with her. "ME TOO!" Mojo said, skipping outside. "Why'd you sell my car?" I yelled. "It wasn't safe enough... besides... you said it was a 'Screaming Metal Death-trap' once," Itachi pointed out. "IT WASN'T YOUR CAR TO SELL!" I exploded. "Dude," Moj said, walking in, "the new car... is from the Mophia." "It what?" I asked. "Come see," Mojo said, pulling me outside. The second I spotted the car a bright smile came on my face. "This car... IS AMAZING!" "See," Itachi said, stepping outside. "I love this car... BUT YOU STILL SOLD MY TORIE! WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!" I hollered. "You know... I am not very fond of your attitude right now," Itachi said. "You're not very fond of my cornapelish?" I asked. "Cornapelish? Where'd you get that?" Itachi asked. "From her magical world of made-up words, where the sky is pink and rainbows run-free," Mojo said, walking into the middle of the street to get a better look at the car. Suddenly... "MOJO! LOOK OUT!" Everyone screamed. A Car was heading right for her! Itachi ran to her, grabbed her, and jumped back to the drive-way. "Oh my God, Mojo! Never scare me like that again," Itachi said, hugging her to death. "Itachi... can't breathe..." Mojo gasped. "Oh... sorry," he said, letting go. "Now to make sure you are safe..." Itachi said, bringing Mojo into the house. "That was scary," Krista said. "Yeah," everyone agreed. All of a sudden... "ITACHI UCHIHA! GERT ME OUT OF HER NOW OR I SWEAR I WILL DIVORCE YOU!" Mojo screamed. "I am sorry Moj... but this must be done for your own safety," Itachi said. "Where'd you get that?" Shikamaru asked, walking into the house. "From Kathryn," Itachi said. "Wow, Kathryn sure has a lot of strange items," Krista said, "hurray Sensei!"
Kathryn's P.O.V.
I knew what was to come as soon as Itachi said my name. "KATHRYN! You gave Itachi a giant bubble to put me in?" Mojo asked, clearly angry. "MONICA SMITH!" I yelled, not particularly liking her tone. "Don't you 'Monica Smith' me!" She yelled before I could finish. Kim, Krista, Shikamaru, and Itachi walked in moments after. "Don't mind her... she's just being moody," Kim said. "I realize that," I said, sighing. Gaara walked in after I said that. Now, normally I don't notice when he walks in and out of rooms, but today was different. Kim wasn't her usual self. In fact, Kim was glaring daggers at him, and that never happens... did I miss something? I also happen to notice Gaara's older brother walk in shortly after, without his face paint stuff on. I must admit, Kankuro looks quite dashing without it. He put his arm around Kim's shoulders... WHAT? He put his arm around Kim's shoulder? And she didn't object? I clearly missed something! What the deuce is going on?
Krista's P.O.V.
WOW! Did this mean Kim and Gaara are no more? YAY! But I couldn't help but notice that behind my Hurricane Twin's eyes there was sadness... aww... she still liked him... So what was with Kankuro?
Mojo's P.O.V.
AHAHAHAHA! I know what's going on! And Kim called me cruel for pretending to be mad at Itachi and kicking him out of the room. That little (even though she is taller than me) devil. Did Gaara know? From his expression, I don't think he noticed yet. This is one of those times you need popcorn while watching your friends... It's like a soap opera! Too bad I'm in this God-forsaken bubble! Hmmmm...
Kim's P.O.V.
I was wondering when he would clue into Kankuro. God he's slow! He suddenly stopped walking; even from behind I could tell his eye was twitching. "What... the hell... is he doing here?" Gaara yelled, turning around. "I invited him," I said, calmly. Gaara's eye twitched again, he was seriously mad. "Can I... talk to you outside?" he asked, trying to control himself. I shrugged and went with him.
OUTSIDE
"What are you doing with HIM?" Gaara snarled as soon as the door was closed. "It just so happens that HE APPRECIATES what I do! AND he notices me!" I snarled back. "I notice you! ... just not when anyone else is around..." Gaara said. "You bastard," Mojo said, walking by. "Moj... where's your bubble?" I asked. "Don't worry... I have a decoy," she said.
ELSEWHERE... MOMENTS AGO
"You see Mojo... the bubble isn't so bad," Itachi said, talking to a chair with a sign that read, 'Mojo was here... but isn't at the current time,' inside the bubble. In the background, Mojo is making some coffee.
OUTSIDE... WHERE WE LEFT OFF
"You didn't have to go with HIM to get my attention," Gaara said. "HE has a name," I said, shaking slightly in anger, "and yes I did... you didn't so much as say hi to me... or even glance at me until you saw me with Kankuro!" "BUT WHY HIM? WHY MY BROTHER?" Gaara asked, his temper rising. "Would you have noticed with anyone else?" I asked my hands on my hips. "Probably... not as quickly... no one else but Kakashi and Jiraiya are as big of perverts as him," Gaara noted. "He's a what?" I exclaimed. "Yup..." he said. I shuddered. "That son of a bi..." "Kim LANGUAGE! We have unborn children to think about!" Mojo interrupted. "You just called him a bastard!" I exclaimed, pointing at Gaara. "Because I am their mother... I get an exception," Mojo said. "So... you're going to dump him right?" Gaara asked. "We were never going out," I laughed, "I know he's a pervert... but he owed me a favor so I asked if he'd do this for me." "Why did he owe you?" Mojo asked, eating popcorn. Where'd she get that? Gaara and I blinked at her. "And you're still here... because?" we both asked. "This is very interesting... like a TV. series... you guys should kiss and go on a date," Mojo said. "Right..." I muttered. "Okay," Gaara said. "What really?" Mojo and I asked. "Sure let's go," Gaara said, pulling me away. "Don't come back until past midnight!" Mojo yelled after us... then five seconds later, "HEY! YOU GUYS DIDN'T KISS FIRST!"
most of what happened in this chapter is true. Torie is in fact gone, and I did use to call it the Screaming Metal Death-trap. The new car is a Protégé and Mojo has labeled it the Mophia Car.
The Cornapelish part is also true... only replace Itachi with Mojo...
and finally... there was one lunch period where Moj kept saying that all of us should kiss our Naruto partners and go on dates in one of the chapters... it was suppose to be chapter 5 I think... but we forgot.
