Wahaha! I'm Waluigi, number one! Waa!
I've been trailing Tatanga recently,
Because he's been causing major problems for me
First, he destroys my house
And now he tries to attempt one of the many old and tired cliches!
I gotta kick his butt and slap some sense into him!
Waluigi was hot on Tatanga's tail, trailing the alien conqueror to the midst of Mushroom City. Waluigi was in the main district, watching buses, mushroom cars, and trucks passing by him.
"Hmm... where did that freak go?" Waluigi asked himself as he took off his purple cap and rubbed his brown hair. He then looked up, to see the huge Tatang Carrier overshadow the district. Waluigi placed his cap back on, pointing at the Tatang Carrier. "Ha! That's his stupid cruiser! He can't be that far!"
Suddenly, a lone red Spiky Topman rammed into Waluigi, sending the lanky plumber into the street. He then got rammed by a speeding mushroom car. Waluigi screamed, holding onto the back of the pretty small mushroom car.
"This is not what I had in mind!" Waluigi exclaimed, being thrown off by a rough right curve, causing him to crash into the wall. Waluigi pulled his face out, shaking his head as he stumbled onto the street again, only to be sent hurling upwards by a Wiggler Bus. Waluigi flailed his arms, screaming as he crashed, groaning in pain as he pulled his face from the hard cement, only to be rammed by another truck. Waluigi groaned, nearly unconscious as the truck turned left into the suspiciously dark alley, heading into the Speed Highway.
Wahaha! I'm Waluigi, number one! Waa!
Well, I made it into Mushroom City
But my luck has been sour.
Hard to believe, but being hit by trucks, cars, and buses
Isn't good for your body.
Especially if you're fragile.
