Ah, the weekend, the savior of every teenagers life throughout his/her life. Im sure you all agree, unless you enjoy school, which is fine, I do as well, but a break is good once in a while. School, why the hell would you like school, you may ask, and the reason is: I can meet all my weirdos/friends! I love them. Homework, on the other hand, I DESPISE! But sorry for this late update, my betareader was working on another of my stories, and I only realized halfway through that I could still be working on my other stories. Silly me. Anyway, less ramble more story! Enjoy!


(Yukari's POV)

'Oh, why oh why did I decide to run into the forest? NOW I'M GOING TO DIE!' Yukari was now deeply regretting her choice of retreat, as the bullies surrounding her were laughing, leisurely taking their time, playing with their prey.

"…Can't believe it was so easy! You even came to our hideout, all tired and ripe for the picking! This is a sign I tell you, a sign!" The ugliest lizard laughed, and so did his almost equally ugly associates.

"So bro, can we eat her? Please? The fog is so thick, nobody's gonna notice! We can just say she got lost!" Ugliest licked his eyes in thought, mulling it over.

"Yeah… Yeah, let's do it, we'll just say she got lost! I'm a genius!" The other two laughed with him, pretending that he had in fact came up with the plan. Yukari bit her lip. Well, if she were going to die, she would take those guys with her.

"Take thi—" She got no further, as her wand disappeared in a mouthful of teeth, munching it to bits, and swallowing.

"Ugh, even your weapon tastes disgusting! I'm glad I'll finally be able to eat you! I'm sure you will be a sweet treat!" Yukari sank to her knees, back against the tree, and she resigned herself to her fate.

"I'm sorry… Please, someone save me… I'll… I'll do anything" She whispered to herself in a last desperate act, but the words hadn't gone unheard.

"Ho-ho~ Anything you say? I shall hold you to your word" Yukari felt herself being lifted into the air, above the trees, and to the other side of the small lake.

"W-what? What's going on?" Her captor put her down, and bowed.

"Hello, Yukari. Surprised?" The witch gasped.

"Tsukune? Is that your monster form?" Tsukune chuckled, or rather, the thing controlling the human's form did, with Tsukune's body mirroring it's actions perfectly.

"No, I am not Tsukune. I just look surprisingly like him. You could say he and I have a… special… bond. Please, call me Kurama. Thank Tsukune for this, only because of his blind kindness, naivety and all the begging he did was I able to come out" Another seed of lies planted. Time to water them. Across the lake the three stooges were still searching for their missing food. He walked across the frozen lake, and touched the surface.

"How interesting, I'll use this" He stood, and bowed to Yukari.

"Forgive me, but I must take out the trash. I'll ask you to return a favor some other time" He then reappeared in front of the Uglies.

"You boys are in luck. It just so happens I have to look like a gallant knight, so I won't kill you. But your bodies will hurt till the end of your days" Snarling at the intruder, not quite knowing what else to do, the lizard men attacked. And were blasted with a series of punches, and sent flying away, somewhere in the ocean.

"Filth. Moka-san, how I long for a decent meal. I have high hopes for you. Oh, speak of the devil" Moka had caught up, fussing over Yukari, saying how glad she was that she was okay, and hugging her, telling her that if she ever needed a friend, she was there for her, yada, yada, yada. Ugh.

'These are the times I really hate my incredible senses. 'Oh, I'm so glad you're okay!' BAH! Such hypocrisy. All humans are selfish, lying trash' Kurama sent a subtle flash of his anger to Moka, knowing the vampire would pick it up. She did, and looking up, Kurama smiled, waved, and faded away. What he'd really done was just run away so fast, no regular human or monster could have spotted him. Running by Moka, he whispered,

"Soon, my dear, I will play with you. But the time must be ripe for the pickings, and right now, you are still a seedling. Till next time" The first time he'd gathered power out, he barely even had a hundredth of his power, the next, just a bit more, and then the last, he was finally able to manifest a form. Now, he'd gotten some of his old combat skills, and a trickle of… damn that Minato… the soul split had mucked with his memories too… chakra! Yes, that was it. He now had enough to teleport a few humans. Or two monsters.

Performing a quick hand seal, only because his chakra was still somewhat unstable for such a spell with what little energy he possessed, the witch and vampire both vanished. If he were accurate enough, they would have been sent to the school gates.

There was no time to lose. Even such a small spell was a heavy toll, and his being was already starting to be tugged back into his host body. He head to the river, and once again, placed his hand on the surface. Pumping his least favourite Nature chakra into it, the ice blossomed with little PINK(BLECH!) lilies, and a catalyst of ice rose out.

"Good, good… An important pawn has been set…"

Now Kurama was about to be sent back to his prison, and had no time to melt through the ice, so he was forced to compromise, casting a sensory spell onto it, which would allow for the receiver of the spell to be able to actually smell and distinguish aura. Throwing himself with limp legs into the sky, he made sure that the human's body was nowhere near the ice, and laughed.

"This will be your downfall Naruto. You are too focused on protecting the boy from my madness, and you won't notice until it's too late!" Then he was swallowed by Naruto's mind, and Tsukune blinked.


(Tsukune's POV)

"Eh? EYAAAH! WHAT THE HELL!?" Awakening to find yourself tens of stories in the air is quite an eye opening experience. And Tsukune was about to learn what it was like to connect with the ground after being that high.

"OMPH!" Tsukune's face was so close to the ground, if he blinked, his eyebrows would brush the ground. Then he soared back up again, and this time, he was much warmer.

"What the heck were you doing up here?" Tsukune twisted his head to the side and smothered his face in breasts.

"Mmph!" He cried in surprise. He now knew who it was, and he tried to struggle away, but he nearly fell again.

"Hey! Don't struggle!" Kurumu caught him, but in the process in heaving him up again, his face was just buried even further into the unworldly pair of monsters. Eventually, he carefully managed to face the other way, his face burning.

"What are you doing here?" He asked. Kurumu raised her eyebrows.

"That's my line! I can fly, and I tried to find Moka and Yukari! What are you doing thirty feet in the air?" Tsukune wanted to shrug, but his fear of dropping was still there.

"I don't know! I just found myself here! One minute I was on the ground, calling for Moka-san, and then I'm falling" Kurumu didn't say anything, but the teen could feel the disbelief in the silence. "It's true!" He protested.

"Whatever, it doesn't matter now! Where's Moka and Yukari?" Tsukune pointed.

"There! At… school?" Kurumu frowned.

"What? That doesn't make any sense, I just saw them in the woods!" Tsukune forced off the urge to shrug again.

"I dunno, but Moka is a vampire, can't she do stuff like that?" The succubus sighed.

"I guess… Should we meet up with them?"

"Yeah, lets go" Dipping her wings, they plummeted, and for the second time in minutes, Tsukune's heart and flew to his mouth, then forcefully swallowed as they came to a sharp halt.

"Hey guys!" Kurumu greeted nonchalantly, and Tsukune tried to imitate her.

"Y-yo" Was all he managed before he rushed off to the nearest tree.

When he came back, Kurumu seemed angry, and was crossing her arms.

"…Does that even make any sense?"

"I told you, we were in the forest, then we just teleported here or something!" Moka protested. Kurumu voice was filled with scorn.

"Yeah right! Like that could happen!" Moka stamped her foot in frustration.

"Then how could we have gotten back so fast?" Kurumu hesitated.

"Well… You are a vampire…" Moka touched her Rosario.

"My powers are sealed" Moka's voice faltered, but Kurumu was defeated.

"Fine. Whatever" They were both distracted by what happened next.

"Tsukune! Thank you for pleading for your friend to save me!" Yukari grinned happily at him.

Tsukune smiled as well, but his face was puzzled.

"Friend?"

"You know, Kurama!" Was it just Tsukune's imagination, or did Moka flinch at the name?

"Err… No problem Yukari. What was he wearing today again?" Yukari laughed.

"How could you forget already silly? He was wearing our school uniform! And just cause you asked him so nicely…" Yukari motioned for Tsukune to come closer, and pecked him on the cheek.

"Thank you" Then she raced off, face beet red. Everyone was staring in shock. Kurumu screeched in fury, and Moka went into a daze, muttering

"Another one… and she's a kid…"

Tsukune just stood there, watching the little witch run off.


(Moka's POV)

How? How was it Tsukune's little group was growing in the span of days? Would he have the whole school following him by the end of the year? Urgh, all these jealous thoughts weren't good for her, she should just let Tsukune do whatever he wanted, why should she care? But… she did, despite what her mind was telling her body, her body refused to listen. Nope, it told her brain.

"Sheesh" Rubbing her head, she tried to clear her thoughts. It was in the middle of the lesson, and she could faintly recognize the cheery voice of Nekonome-sensei in the background. Strangely, Naruto was jumping around the class, causing trouble here and there (only to the boys for some reason) and the males in the class were furious, about to get out of their seats, but they stopped before the claws of their teacher swiped at their face. Amidst the pranks, Naruto seemed to snack on something in the air before moving onto the next victim before hopping away happily.

"Moka-san? Moka-san?" The calling of her name shook her out of her stupor.

"Oh, yes?"

"Are you feeling alright dear? You've been spacing out for a while now" Moka shook her head.

"No, I'm fine thank you" Nekonome-sensei tilted her head and frowned, unconvinced but letting it go.

"Okay, if you say so. Then could you answer question 4?" Standing up, Moka forced herself to focus on the lesson. Worry about Tsukune later, there was no way Tsukune would get that many friends.


(Tsukune's POV)

Lunchtime. Getting up, he waited for Moka to finish packing her bags, but when she didn't move for several minutes, instead staring out the window, he walked over and tapped her shoulder.

"Moka-san?"

"Eh?" Startled, Moka almost fell off her chair, but Tsukune caught the chair with a hand, and eased it back into position.

"Oh, thank you Tsukune. Sorry, I was just thinking" The teen shrugged.

"Thinking's good. It's lunch, do you want to go to the cafeteria?" Moka shook her head, smiling sadly.

"Sorry, I have to head over to the club and help Kurumu with the newspaper"

"I'll go with you, three people are better than two" But Moka replied in the negative again, trying not to cause trouble for her friend.

"It's fine, really! I just need to finish up an article, and show Kurumu about the incident with the Chemistry club. Unfortunately, that involves solving a few equations" Tsukune grimaced. Math and science were not his strong points.

"If you say so…" Moka grinned and got up.

"Don't worry about it! If I finish fast enough, I'll come find you okay?" Tsukune forced his mouth to curve upwards.

"Sure" Sighing, he left, Naruto at his heels.


(Yukari's POV)

Tsukune and she sat at a table, with Yukari munching on a large sandwich, and Tsukune barely touching his ramen. The human sighed and leaned back, picking up Naruto and placing him in his lap. Yukari smiled and watched the cute fox.

'Ah~ So adorable… If only he were mine… Maybe if I hypnotized him…' Yukari chased her stray thoughts away with a broom, and continued to stare at Naruto. He seemed to sniff out the deep scent of spicy noodles, and wandered over to the bowl. Tsukune didn't feel like eating really, so he also watched with curiosity. He'd never seen the fox eating anything before.

"Kyuu?" The smell wafted over to Naruto's sensitive nose, and he dipped the tip of his tongue into the bowl. Recoiling, Naruto hopped back to Tsukune, nose just peeking over the table, glaring at the thing that dared burn his tongue. Tsukune laughed, picked up his chopsticks, and held a strand of noodles for Naruto to inspect. Hesitantly licking it, Naruto shivered, shaking his fur, and gobbled the rest.

"Kyuu!" Crying out happily, Tsukune smiled, momentarily forgetting his troubles, as Yukari, and every other girl who could see Naruto, sighed in unison, adoring the cute mammal.

"Want some more?" Naruto jumped up and down excitedly, and Tsukune laughed, assuming that that was a yes.

"Isn't ramen poisonous to foxes?" Tsukune retracted his hands, causing Naruto to whine, but Tsukune was not about to kill his friend. He'd already given him a strand. Naruto harrumphed unhappily, and with surprising agility and strength, snatched the whole bowl of noodles in his mouth, and ran off, whizzing through a countless number of student's legs.

"Oh no! Sorry Yukari, I'll be back okay?" Tsukune raced off in hot pursuit before he'd even heard an answer.

"Hmm… Should I follow and help?" The witch was about to get up but the crunchy feeling of the special limited time Monster Sandwich resonated in her mouth, and she sat back down.

"Maybe later…"


(Tsukune's POV)

Groaning, Tsukune turned yet another corner to see yet again, a fluff of orange turning ANOTHER corner. This was seriously getting tiresome. Putting on a last burst of speed, Tsukune turned a corner, and bumped into somebody. Reflexes reacting, Tsukune kicked his leg back, to steady himself, and in that same movement, catching the person he'd collided with. It was a girl, with a lollipop in her mouth, and light purple hair that went slightly past her shoulders, in a white kimono, with small snowflakes falling around it. The way the lollipop rolled made his member twitch. Gulp.

'She's so pretty…' She seemed so fragile, as if she would break immediately if he dropped her, and her pure pale face stared blankly at him. The she leaned up, and sniffed his neck, and licked it. Tsukune shivered, and held her away from his body.

"W-w-w-what!?" For a moment, the girl stared dejectedly. Then sighed and hung her head limply.

"Hhh… Why?… Why do you smell so much like him?… How strange… I suppose I'll keep searching, see you later" The girl walked past him, with an elegant poise, her gaze never wavering.

"What was that?" Shaking his head, he resumed his search for his friend.

"Naruto? Naruto? Naruto!" He spotted the sly fox, ramen still in his mouth, and hopping onto the roof using a lone branch. Tsukune rushed to the base of the tree, clambered up, and slowly made his way to the end of the tree branch. Holding out both his arms for balance, he managed to tiptoe his way to the rooftop. Of course, the fence wouldn't allow him to get up so easily. As he clung on, glancing down, he realized just how far he'd climbed up the tree.
"How did I even do this again?" He said to himself, but his words were lost in the wind. Managing to climb over the fencing, he hopped onto safe ground.

"Whew" Naruto was noisily slurping up noodle after noodle, broth flying in different directions.

"Hey! Stop that! We have to make sure it won't hurt you first!" Tsukune snatched up the noodles in one hand, and Naruto in the other, the fox squirming to escape.

"So… It's you…" Tsukune froze, allowing what remained of the ramen to clatter to the floor, Naruto instantly on top of it gobbling what was left.

"You… you were the one who helped me…" Tsukune turned slowly, and the fragile girl was standing there, with the same absent look, sucking on her lollipop.

"Thank you…" Tsukune, not really thinking, did what he thought was natural. He bowed, and replied:

"Oh, it was no problem" The girl walked straight to him, and Tsukune's mind went crazy with ideas. Would he be rewarded? Would she thank him? Would she prostrate herself? Maybe even 'thank' him…? A trickle of blood slid down his nose from the thought.

'God damnit I'm turning into even more of a pervert!' He tried forcing his thoughts to slow, but they churned out of his control, until she stood right in front of him. His head steamed, the possibilities were endless... what would she say?

"Thank you for saving me… master" Tsukune couldn't take it anymore, and out of pure terror of what his body might do next, he ran to the corner of the roof in the fetal position, and dared not move. But the woman kept talking.

"As per Snow Tribe tradition, I of the Yuki-Onna clan, will become your servant till the ends of my days, till the second I melt" Tsukune got up, laughing awkwardly.

"No please, you cant do that! I'm not ready for such a responsibility!" But when the girl didn't answer, he noticed that the girl wasn't bowing to him… she was bowing to Naruto.

What?

"I am The Sleet Of White Snow, I hope I may be of service" Tsukune gaped, and Naruto belched as he finished of his ramen, then jumped and fell asleep around Sleet of White Snow's neck.

"WHAT!?"


NYAHAHAHAHAHA! Didn't expect that did ya? Now that I've finished creating Tsukune/Naruto's harem, I can start many more ideas for my stories! Sweet! Just keep swimming, just keep swimming! I hope you people have watched Nemo! LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

Thanks for always reading over my stories Royalrosie2000! Please go check out her work, they're great! You will be missing out on so much!

-Justin, Lover of anime, enemy of haters, and family to all my otaku brothers and sisters. Welcome to my world! XD