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Chapter 10: The Mitchell's

Logan P.O.V.

The moment I opened the door, it was like a dark shadow feel over my world, and was threatening to take over everything I had ever known. Those dark shadows just happen to come in the form of my parents.

I had spent the better part of five years, trying to get as far away from these people as I could. So why in the hell, had I agreed to this? Oh yeah, that's right! I didn't have a fucking choice.

What gives them the right to impose on our lives like this? Who calls someone up one day and tells them that they are going to be visiting for year? My crazy ass parents, that's who!

As much as I would have loved to tell them to go back to Minnesota and shut the door in their faces; I knew it wasn't really an option. Oh well, might as well get on with it.

"Hey mom!" I say, as she throws her arms around me. Well that's a new one! "Hello father."

As usual my dad face held no emotions. Growing up, I learn to expect that look when it came to me and Kendall. Heck that look was on his face when it came to just about everything except his work, or whatever secretary he was banging at the moment.

I guess he didn't feel the need to acknowledge that I had spoken to him, unless you count a grunt. My mom however was having the opposite problem; she hadn't stop talking since she started hugging me.

"Logan, you have no idea how much I've missed you and your brother? I just don't understand why you two don't come home more! Is your brother here yet? Look at how handsome you are! I can't believe its been five years since I've seen you." She kept going on and on.

Okay, I was starting to get a headache, that I knew wasn't going away anytime soon. How anybody could talk that fast, for that long without taking a single breath is beyond me.

"Yeah I missed you too, mom!" I muttered, pulling her arms from their death grip around my neck.

I turned and walked back to Haley's playroom, with them following behind me. Immediately I wrapped my arms around Camille, pulling her as close to me as possible. She looked up at me, asking if I was okay, I just shook my head.

Everything in me was screaming this was a horrible idea. That I had promised to take care of her and Haley, so why the hell was I letting my parents within a hundred miles of them.

"Mom, Dad!" Kendall says, as mom literally threw herself at him, making him stumble backwards. Once again dad didn't attempt to say anything. He just stood in the doorway staring, but I knew that that silence would only last so long; before he feels the need to pick apart every aspect of our lives.

"Kendall, sweetie, I missed you!" my mom says, not letting go of Kendall. Who, by the look on his face, was not anymore comfortable with her hugging him than I had been.

"Karen let the boy go!" My dad ordered, in his usual, higher than might tone. "He's not going anywhere."

"Oh Christopher, hush; I haven't seen my boys in five years." She says to my dad before pulling away from Kendall and looking at Jo, who was standing slightly behind Kendall. "Who are you?" she asks, running her eyes over Jo, a look of distaste on her face.

"Mom this is my girl… my frie…" Kendall starts, but quickly trails off, not sure of how to define his and Jo relationship.

"I'm his girlfriend, Jo!" Jo finishes for him. "And it's really nice to meet you Mr. and Mrs. Mitchell."

My dad, of course, didn't say anything. But I could tell that my mom was about to say whatever was on her mind, and knowing that 9 time out of 10 it was a really bitchy comment, I interrupted. Something I would soon come to regret.

"And this is my wife, Camille!" I say, causing my mom to spin around and stare at the woman wrapped in my arms. If looks could kill, Camille would be 6 feet under right now.

"O… well…. She's pretty…. I guess!" My mom says with sarcasm dripping from her voice. "But Logan you're such a handsome man, I'm sure you could have done better."

"Excuse me!" Camille say, looking shocked and pissed at the same time.

"Mom!" Kendall and I both yell.

"What?" she asks innocently.

"What do you mean 'what'? You just insulted my wife." I snap at her.

"Well she's had that face all her life, so I'm sure she's use to it. Anyway where's my grandchild?" she says looking around before her eyes landed on Haley, who was staring back at her in fascination. She took a step towards Haley, but was instantly yanked back by Camille.

"Oh honey, hell no! There is no way on God's green earth that you are touching my child." Camille says going and picking Haley up.

"And why not?" my mom says rolling her eyes at Camille.

"Um… let's see… reason #1… because I said so." Camille snaps.

"Listen here little girl…" my mom says, but is cut off.

"No you listen! Logan's mom or not, you are not going to come in my home and disrespect me and then think that you are going anywhere near my kid." Camille say, surprising the hell out of everyone in the room, with the exception of Jo, who seemed to be enjoying the show. "And if you honestly think that you can, then you can go right back to wherever the hell you came from."

There was complete silence in the room; no one knew what to say. No one, other than my father, had ever talked to my mother that way. Don't get me wrong, I was proud as hell of Camille for taking up for herself. But my mom could be scary when she wanted to be.

"Nobody talks to me like that?" my mom tells her steeping closer to Camille.

"Well I guess I'm somebody because I just did." Camille says, handing Haley to me before turning back to my mother. "And trust me; I have no problem doing it again."

Just as my mom was about to reply, my dad decided to finally step in.

"That's enough! Karen, you know damn well that you were being a bitch, so she had every right to say what she said. You need to respect her, if you expect her to treat you with respect. Now I think the smart thing for us to do, is to head to the condo and settle in and we can try this again tonight."

You could tell that my mother had every intention of arguing with him, but the look on his face left no room for argument.

"Fine!" My mom yells, before storming out of the house.

"I apologize for my wife's behavior; it was completely childish and unnecessary. I'll talk to her about it." He says, surprising the hell out of me and Kendall. "It was really nice to meet you Camille and you as well Jo." He turns to leave but stops in the doorway. "I'll call you boys later with dinner plans."

With that he was out the room and the front door before any of us could mutter so much as a word. What the hell just happen here?

"Well that was interesting!" Jo says after a couple of minutes of silence.

"You could say that!" Kendall adds, shock still on his face.

I looked down at Camille but she was staring at the floor. I could tell that she was beating herself up over what had just happen with my mom. Even though she had every right to say what she said.

"Hey Kendall, Jo can you take Haley and give her a snack please?" I ask handing Haley to Jo.

"Sure!" Kendall says, following Jo out of the room.

I shut the door after them and turn to face Camille, who still wouldn't meet my eyes.

"Look Cami…" I start.

"I'm so sorry Logie! I shouldn't have said that stuff to your mom. It's just she was being a bitch, and I just got so mad." She says, finally looking up at me. "But that no excuse, that your mother and I never should have treated her that way."

I could tell that if I didn't do something quick, I would spend the next thirty minutes listen to Camille apologize for something that wasn't even her fault in the first place. So I did the first thing that popped into my mind and pulled her towards me, instantly smashing my lips to hers. She seemed surprised for a second, before wrapping her arms around my waist and returning the kiss with full force.

I pulled back when air became a problem; I placed a soft kiss of her head before stepping back so I could completely see her face.

"Cami, you had every right to say everything you said. I'm the one who should be apologizing to you; my mom acted like a complete bitch to you and Jo." I say, pulling her into a hug.

"You know what it's been a rough day as it is, let's just let all of it go and try to enjoy the rest of it. And I'll just try again with you mom tonight!" she says.

"Well if you can't find a way to get along with her, we could always avoid them while they're here." I joke, making her laugh.

"And how are we going to do that exactly?" she asks, playing along.

"Well I could take the year off from the hospital and we can travel for a year until they leave. Just you, me, and Haley." I tell her a part of me hoping that she would agree.

"As amazing as that sounds, you know we can't. I'm sure your mom's reaction was just out of shock, and that by tonight she would have gotten use to the idea and we'll get along just fine." Camille tells me, picking up Haley toys off the floor and putting them in the toy chest.

"Are you high?" I ask her, getting a stuffed bear chucked at my head. "No seriously Cami, I love that you want to see the good in everybody; but that's just the type of person my mom is. She says whatever pops into her mind, without a care for anybody else's feelings." I tell her, putting the tea set back up.

"Okay so maybe you mom's a bitch; but that doesn't mean that I can't attempt to be nice to her." She says.

"You can attempt to be friends with Jaws too, but just like my mother, as soon as you turn your back he'll bit you in the ass." I tell her laughing.

"Stop talking about your mother like that!" she says smirking at me.

By now the room was clean, so we headed into the kitchen, where Jo and Haley sat at the kitchen table watching Kendall, make a fool out of himself, trying to throw pizza dough into the air. Camille went over to join them, while I stopped in front of the counter, shaking my head at my brother.

"What are you doing?" I ask.

"Practicing my ballet! What the hell does it look like I'm doing? I'm making pizza." He snips.

"No it looks like you're making a mess in my kitchen." I say, laughing.

"Like you could do any better!" he says, glaring at me.

"I would mop the floor with you." I tell him, moving around the counter.

"Well let's see your skills then, little brother." He smirks at me.

The next ten minutes were spent with the girls, literally rolling on the floor laughing, as we destroyed the kitchen. But as soon as Camille was able to stop laughing, we spent the next thirty cleaning up every drop of dough.

"Now that you two idiots have had your fun, how about I fix us lunch." She says, grabbing the rest of the dough out of the fridge and in no time at all making two perfect pizzas.

"How did you learn to do that?" Kendall and I ask at the same time.

"I use to work at a pizza parlor in high school, plus it really isn't hard to learn." She says, putting the pizzas in the oven.

"Show off!" Kendall mummers under his breath.

"Don't hate Ken-dork!" Camille smirks at him dropping into the seat beside me.

"You know I hate it when you call me that!" Kendall says, glaring at her.

"Duh! That's why I call you it!" Camille says.

"You suck!" Kendall says pouting!

"No you suck!" Camille shoots back.

"No you!"

"NO YOU!"

"As mature as this conversation is I would really like to talk about something else right now." Jo cuts in before Kendall could say anything back. "Cami how are you feeling? It's been a pretty intense day for you."

"It has definitely been a day for the soaps; but I'm fine! I'm a tough girl." Camille says.

"Trust me I know! But I seriously thought you guys were going to come to blows. I haven't seen you that pissed in a long time."

"I know right! It's just with everything that was happening today I really couldn't deal with much more and I just blew up." Camille explains.

"You should have hit her that would have been funny as hell." Kendall says, smirking at the idea.

"You know what I don't want to talk about that right now! I'm over the drama for today; I just want a half way normal afternoon." Camille says getting up to check on the pizza.

They weren't ready yet so we sat at the table and talked for awhile. Telling funny stories about each other growing up.

"I swear Jo fell face first into the pig pen, right into a pile of pig poop. It was so funny." Camille tells us, causing all of us to crack up, well except for Jo of course.

"That was not funny! And anyway we were little kids when it happened, so it doesn't count." Jo pouts.

"Uh No! You're talking about when we were 7 and I pushed you into the goat pen at the petting zoo because you stole my ice cream. I'm talking about when we were 16 and was on a class trip to the zoo. And you were trying to impress Donald Stevens, and weren't looking where you were going and ended up tripping over some kid who had bent down to tie his shoes." Camille corrects her.

"Oh whatever! What high school takes students to the zoo anyway?" Jo says blushing.

"We were studying animal life in science!" Camille points out, taking the pizza out of the oven. "Lunch is ready!"

"Sweet!" Kendall says, almost drooling at the sight of the pizza.

"What I want to know is did anything ever happen with you and Donald Stevens, Jo?" I ask her.

"No!" she says, grabbing a slice of pizza.

"Why not?" Kendall says through a mouthful of pizza.

"Okay, first of all, eww! Kendall, manners! And second, after he started calling her Ms. Piggy and following behind her making 'oinking' noises, her crush on him quickly disappeared." Camille fills us in, while cutting Haley pizza up into smaller, more manageable pieces.

"Oh Cami, did I tell you that I saw him the last time I went home. He married Cathy Wells." Jo said, between bites.

"Okay did not see that one coming!" Camille says, looking at Jo in surprise,

"I know right, but apparently they meet up again in college and they've been together for the past 4 years. They even have 1 year old twin boys, who are very cute by the way." Jo informs her.

"Damn! I never would have guessed that would happen?" Camille says, shaking her head.

"What's so strange about it?" Kendall asks, just as confuse as I was.

"Well see, Donald, was the king of the school, in high school. He was star quarterback, prom king, every girl wanted him…" Jo stated, but was interrupted by Camille clearing her throat. "With the exception of Cami, of course." She adds, rolling her eyes at Camille.

"While Cathy was…" Camille breaks off, thinking for a moment. "For lack of a better comparison, Steve Urkel type nerd. I'm talking big glasses, braces, suspenders, bad hair, all of it."

"But she was really sweet and one of the nicest people you would ever meet." Jo finishes.

"That sounds about like Logan in high school." Kendall says, flicking a piece of crust at me.

"I was not a nerd!" I glare at him.

"Dude you wore a pocket protector with color pencils in it." Kendall says, smirking at me.

"So that doesn't mean I was a nerd! I was just very well prepared." I say trying to play it off.

"Oh babe, yeah it kind of does!" Cami says rubbing on my arm. "A hot nerd, I'm sure, but still a nerd."

"Fine I was a nerd, but I still got more play than Kendall did." I say smirking at my brother.

"Why is everything always a competition with you, Logan? Women are not just some toy; you can play with for awhile and then throw away when you tire of it. Women deserve to be treated with love and respect." Kendall says, making Camille and Jo gush over him.

Well two could play that game!

"Says the guy who dated triplets at the same time and then dumped them when he heard that Jennifer Cooley liked him." I say smirking as the smiles on Cami and Jo's faces quickly turned to frown and then pissed off looks.

"You did what?" Jo asks Kendall, making him sink back into his chair.

"It's not as bad as it sounds! All three of them knew and were okay with dating me at the same time." Kendall says, only digging himself deeper into that hole.

"Just because they seem okay with it doesn't mean they really were, Kendall." Cami snaps. "There is no girl out there, who is ever truly okay with sharing her man with anyone, let alone another girl."

"And to make matters worse, you had to do it with sisters. Do you realize how badly you could have ruin their relationship? Did you for one second stop and think about how they felt about everything?" Jo asks.

Kendall opens his mouth to say something, but is cut off by Jo.

"No you didn't because if you did, you would have pulled your head out of your ass and apologize to them and then dated only one of them, or better yet none of them." Jo says, clearly pissed off.

For once Kendall had nothing to say, so he dropped his head and went to picking at the slice of pizza in front of him.

"Please tell me you never did something that stupid, Logan?" Cami asks, suddenly turning to look at me. Kendall perked up at that.

"Yes Logan, let's talk about the best friends that you ended up dating." Kendall jumps in.

"You should stop talking while you're ahead, Kendall! Unless you want to get reacquainted with that hand of yours." Jo says, immediately knocking the smirk off of his face.

"Well Logan?" Camille asks, looking at me.

"It's isn't what is sounds like. I went out with Megan in the 7th grade and Emily in the 11th. And I had no clue that they were best friends when I ask Emily out. And as soon as I found out, I apologize to Megan and she said that it was fine." I tell her honestly.

"That is so sweet!" Cami and Jo say at the same time.

"You should take some notes from your brother, Kendall." Jo says, glaring at him.

"Oh come on! I was a 16 year old guy. Having not only three girlfriends, but three sisters, pretty much made me the man on campus." Kendall tells her.

"And the fact that you don't see anything wrong with what you did is so un-freaking-believable." Jo says, getting up and walking out onto the back porch, followed closely by Kendall.

"Wow will the drama ever stop?" Camille asks.

"With them two, NO! With us, hell yeah!" I tell her.

"Well I didn't know we had any drama, but that's still nice to hear." She says leaning over and kissing me. "Now will you please put the rest of this food up while I go put Haley down for her nap?"

"Yeah, of course! Have a good nap, Princess!" I say, taking Haley from her and kissing the top of her head.

"Daddy!" she squeals, hugging me.

"Come on baby girl, its nap time!" Cami says taking her out of my arms and kissing me before heading upstairs.

I quickly put the left over pizza into containers and in the fridge. I was loading the dishwasher when Kendall came back into the kitchen.

"You'd think I killed someone, the way she's out there acting. Thanks for this little brother." He says glaring at me.

"Shouldn't have called me a nerd." I shrugged. "And besides how was I suppose to know?"

"Oh come off it, you knew they would react that way. You did this on purpose." He snaps.

"On purpose or not, it was still funny as hell to see your face." I tell him, as he pushes me.

"Kendall, come back out here!" Jo yells through the porch door.

"Seems you're wanted!" I tell him smirking, as he slowly walked back outside.

Five minutes later, I was sitting in the living room reading the paper when Camille dropped down beside me.

"Haley, sleep?" I ask her, closing the paper and putting it aside.

"Yep! She's out for a good two to three hours. And Kendall and Jo just ran out the door saying they were going back to his place. I don't even want to think of what they're up to. So you have me all to yourself! What do you want to do?"

"Oh I have something in mind!" I say pulling her into my lap and clamping my lips onto hers. One of the many benefits of being married to her.

BTRocks! BTRocks! BTRocks! BTRocks! BTRocks! BTRocks! BTRocks! BTRocks! BTRocks! BTRocks! BTRocks! BTRocks! BTRocks! BTRocks! BTRocks! BTRocks!

A/N: Well there we have it! I hope you guys liked it! I've already started on the next chapter so it should be up sometime this weekend, hopefully. Depending on my class schedule. So drop me a line and let me know what you think!

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