The Wrong Blonde

Author's Note: Thanks for the reviews. I hope that you all enjoy the Honeymoon Chapter. Oh and for those of you interested, do feel free to weigh in on the Viewers' Choice listed below.

Viewers' Choice: Would you prefer a couple pregnancy chapters or one big pregnancy/birth chapter? The latter option would include flashbacks of the pregnancy's highlights. Majority will rule.

Chapter 12

"Where are we?" Suki had never seen this place before.

It was an island of some sort. One of a tropic nature, but as far as she could tell they seemed to be completely alone. That and she could see some beautiful ruins surrounding them.

Minato smiles and whispers in her ear. "We're on the island where the Whirlpool Village used to be located." That explained why she had never seen it before. "It's just you and me and the cabin that I built for us whenever you were busy with other matters."

If it had been anyone else, Suki would have been shocked. Shocked that someone had managed to build a cabin so quickly and without getting caught. This was Minato though. Anything was possible.

"That's sweet." She smiles up at him and Minato nods as he carries her inside the cabin.

It was a rather small one, but large enough for their needs. "Here is the living room." He gestures to the couch and fireplace." Minato points around the corner. "That's our bedroom over there."

Suki looks around curiously and nods. "You're really good with your hands." Indeed. He was in more ways than one, Minato thinks to himself with a smirk.

Still, the tour wasn't quite done. There were still a few more rooms to show her. Not that that would take long. Which was a good thing.

Minato was still physically twenty-four and he was on his Honeymoon. His Honeymoon with Suki. His beautiful wife and well, the blonde wasn't above admitting that he was more than eager to skip straight to dessert tonight. After all, she did taste finer than even the glorious wedding cake they had shared earlier.

"I'm glad that you've noticed." He walks her into another room. "This is the kitchen and that door over there leads to the bathroom." That was basically it.

There would have been no point in building a larger cabin. They were only staying here for two weeks anyway. Besides, Minato thought it was a rather charming place himself.

"That's nice." Suki smiles as she looks around and cuddles against his chest. "I'm more interested in the bedroom at the moment though." He really did love this woman.

"I agree completely." With that being said, he quickly carries her inside their room.

Suki laughs as Minato sets her down on the bed. "The rose petals in the shape of a heart, those were a nice touch." Yes, he thought so too. They did contrast nicely against the white satin sheets.

Sadly, other than some chocolate strawberries on the dresser by the bed and a closet, there wasn't much else in the room at the moment. "I brought some clothes here while you were out wedding planning." He doubted they'd need them very much, but it was the principle of the thing.

"Always prepared." Suki smiles at him. "Do you have any other tricks up your sleeve?"

Well now that she mentioned it, there was one more thing. "Oh I have a few more surprises to show you." Though one was sticking out more than the others.

Chakra cuffs. "Mmm I can't wait to see them." This was going to be most enjoyable and the fact that she was completely unsuspecting, well that was something of a bonus.

Minato did love surprising people. With that in mind, he quickly slaps some chakra cuffs on his new wife. The look of shock on her face was beyond priceless.

"Minato!" She was also much louder than he had ever given her credit for.

Warning Honeymoon Lemon

"Relax." Minato nudges her onto her hands and knees. "You don't always have to be the one in control. It's alright to let someone else take care of you." It was also alright for him to slowly slide her out of her wedding kimono and to admire the gorgeous view that was his wife clad in only bridal lingerie.

Suki blushes deeply at the position and squirms. "Maybe, but did you really need the chakra cuffs for that?" Her face was probably redder than one of her beloved tomatoes at this point.

"No. Those were rather optional." He kisses the back of her neck as he slowly slides one of his hands underneath her silky bra and caresses her breasts. "Though the silver of the cuffs does compliment your skin rather nicely."

Suki sighs in pleasure at the kiss and the gentle touching. She doubted she'd ever let someone cuff her this way besides him, especially with chakra cuffs.

"You know, I could get out of these cuffs just by breaking them right?" The cuffs prevented her from using her chakra, but not her raw strength.

SMACK! Suki yips in surprise when she feels Minato spank her. It didn't actually hurt. He'd only surprised her. Then again, her new husband seemed full of surprises tonight.

Almost as if to apologize, the blonde caresses her scantily clad bottom. "We both know that there is very little capable of restraining you from doing whatever it is you desire, but I know you better than that."

"Oh really?" Suki quirks an eyebrow at that little declaration, even if Minato couldn't see it from behind her.

She could easily imagine him nodding as the raven haired woman feels her lover gliding his other hand underneath her silken panties. "Yes, I do. Most people wouldn't notice this about you because of your temper, but when left to your own devices you're rather eager to please others." Maybe, he had a point about that. "Especially, the handful of people you view as authority figures. Like your Clan's beloved Ninja Cats, you simply have high standards."

He was comparing her to a cat again, but Suki moans anyway. It felt too nice not to. He knew exactly the right way to touch her with that warm, rough hand.

Large. His hand was also larger than hers. Maybe, that's why it felt so good. There was something erotic about being slightly overpowered, even if it was more an illusion of that than anything else.

"What makes you say that?" She arches back against him.

He nips the back of her neck playfully and continues teasing her with those wonderfully skilled hands. Soft, but rough strokes. Slow strokes. Coaxing her into submission.

His fingertips were now teasing her clit. "It's something of a pattern with you. I know how much you wanted to please your family." Suki squirms at that. Both at the touching and warms. "There was also Kakashi." What did that idiot tell her husband?!

"What did he say to you?" Suki knew that he had said something.

Minato chuckles at her reaction as he toys with her nipples a bit more and removes his hand from her clit and breasts. Delighting in the slight whimper of protest Suki makes in response to that action. She was wonderfully sensitive.

"He may have mentioned how irritated you were when he was reading his book during your Bell Test." Minato quickly slips out of his Hokage robes and returns to his administrations. "You like to be acknowledged by those in authority, but it's rare that you'll accept someone's authority."

Alright that was true, but Suki was tired of feeling vulnerable. "Minato, I love you, but I think that you can put your mouth to better use than psychoanalyzing me." Perhaps it was a bit crude, but she wanted to unsettle him for a change. "Less talking and more fucking."

He chuckles as he rips off her lingerie. "I never realized you had such a dirty mouth." Smack! Another spank. "That's alright in private though." Smack! "In public, well you're not the Hokage's wife and a certain level of decorum is expected. Don't you think?" Smack!

She blushes and moans at the spanking. Suki would have given a rather scathing retort at the teasing, but that's when he spread her legs and placed his tongue against her already soaked womanhood and all she could do was moan.

"Nhh!" All sense of coherent speech was now gone.

Long gone. Just the way that Minato liked it. She always was so perfectly responsive. Suki apparently had a high pain tolerance, but when it came to erotic touches it didn't take much to send his wife over the edge.

"That's much better." He kisses her shoulders while gliding one hand along the length of her curvaceous body. "In private, you can be as improper as you like."

Minato was a bit surprised that she seemed to like the spanking and yet, not at the same time. Though it was rather interesting to note how easy it was to turn that ivory skin, rosy red. He hadn't done much more than swat playfully and it was already a rosy shade of pink and bordering on red.

"Tease!" Her voice was more of a growl than anything else.

Yes, he supposed that he was a tease. Who could blame him though when she was sitting on her hands and knees with that gorgeous backside fully exposed to him and moaning like that?

It was enough to send all the blood rushing south and quickly as he glides his tongue along her hot folds. She was already so wet and shaking with pleasure. He particularly liked the way her breasts bounced when she squirmed.

"Sometimes, but judging by how fucking wet you already are, I imagine that you don't particularly mind." Rarely, did he use such language, but it was amusing to watch her reactions.

A strange contradiction. He wanted to laugh and take her hard and fast against the mattress of their marital bed. It was an addictive one though. Watching her like this and trying not to lose her dignify as she became undone. She was such a stubborn little thing.

"B-Bastard!" With a sassy mouth on her.

Suki was now squirming. His tongue was moving everywhere. Over her clit and over the length of her womanhood. Two of his fingers were now deep inside her as his other hand was trailing all over her body.

The Yellow Flash was certainly a master of multitasking. It was all she could do not to gasp and scream at the sensations he was evoking in her. Her movement was limited with her hands cuffed, but she could still wiggle around. Still move the lower half of her body with ease.

Which meant her legs were thrashing around. "Sometimes. Though it's mostly because I love watching you writhe around like this for me. Knowing that you're about to cum just for a little teasing." Not that that was going to stop the Fourth Hokage from taunting her while he made love to her with his mouth.

Truly, he was an efficient one. She could just picture those azure orbs of his shimmering with mischief and smugness. Who would have thought that the Yellow Flash would be capable of such lechery?

"I guess now I know why Kakashi is such a pervert." He obviously learned from his teacher.

Really, this was all probably directly Jiraiya's fault, she thinks to herself as Minato pumps his fingers in and out of her faster and faster. Causing her to moan and her entire body to quake as her orgasm spirals closer. She was likely blushing and close to begging, but body didn't care.

All it wanted was more of his touch. More of his surprisingly long tongue. His talented fingers and well something far bigger than his fingers.

"No, that wasn't influence." Uh huh. Why Minato bothered to deny it, Suki didn't know. "That was just his nature predisposition mostly. I assume Jiraiya did encourage him though." It didn't really matter though because his fingers struck that spot inside her that made her see stars and suddenly, Suki was screaming as she hurtles straight into sheer ecstasy.

"W-Whatever you say." Like she was going to argue with him now.

When waves of pleasure were still crashing through her body. It was a good thing that she was on a bed now. She probably would have fallen over otherwise because her legs suddenly felt like they were made of jello.

"Good girl." Minato smirks at her as he brushes his arousal over her entrance.

Soaking wet. The woman was wonderfully responsive. Just watching her would probably be more than enough to satisfy him. Writing on the bed and trying to catch her breath as that cute blush spread further and further.

"Stop teasing me." Desperate pants filling the room as Suki gave her orders. "Do you want me to beg?"

Hmm. That was an interesting idea. Sadly, he doubted her pride could handle it.

That and his erection was practically aching to be inside her again. He might be Hokage, but even his patience wasn't without limits. Begging would have to wait for another day.

"Of course, I would encouraging begging." It would be quite the nice stroke to his ego. "Though it's not necessary."

That was all the warning that Suki got before the blonde fully sheathed himself inside her. "Fuck!" Gods and Goddesses that felt good.

She arches back against him encouragingly. She could just picture him on top of her. His sun kissed skin contrasting so startling against his own. His eyes darkened with lust. Completely dwarfing her own form with his much larger body.

If she was the artistic sort, Suki probably would have tried to capture it in a painting. Sadly, her artistic skills were at best average or perhaps, charitably maybe slightly above average.

"Yes, My Love." He buries himself inside her faster and faster. "I do believe that's what we're doing." The sarcastic bastard.

"Don't you dare stop." She'd Chidori him, if he did. "Next time though, you're going to be the one in the cuffs." She did have to reclaim her pride, after all.

"I look forward to it, My Love." Minato laughs softly as he licks her ear, causing Suki to shiver. "You shouldn't use a promise as a reward as though it was a threat."

Minato liked being tied up? That was good to know. She could take advantage of that later.

Right now, it was very hard to be coherent when something that hard was inside her. Moving so wonderfully quickly as the bed shook underneath them from the force of their lovemaking.

"Ah!" They were probably going to break it. "M-Minato! The bed!" Which would be something of a shame because it was a nice bed.

"Don't worry about it." He caresses her breasts while claiming her in the most primal way possible. "We can always get another bed, but there will be another you."

That was at the same time the sweetest and most deviant thing that Suki Uchiha had ever heard. "T-True!" Though she couldn't argue with the accuracy of it.

Hot, tight, and wet. They fit together so perfectly. It was all Minato could do not to growl in a primitive satisfaction.

The way her body shook underneath him was nothing short of glorious. As were the sounds of her moans. The taste of her skin and her kiss. All of it was simply perfect.

"Such a sweet kitten you are for me." He nips her shoulder. "Purring like so contentedly." He couldn't resist slamming into her core faster.

Each thrust made them both moan with pleasure. He wouldn't last much longer for this lovemaking session, but neither would she. That was alright though. This was only the beginning of their Honeymoon. This was going to be a magnificent two weeks.

"Minato!" Suki screams in pure bliss as one final thrust was enough to send her spiraling into her release.

' Minato follows her almost immediately afterwards, but Suki wasn't done. No. She wasn't done by a long shot. After all, she did have a promise to deliver on and an Uchiha never went back on their word.

With that thought in mind, she breaks the cuffs and whirls around. Minato was in a state of shock, but Suki didn't care. She grabs the remains of her bra and uses it to tie up his hands. That would work.

"I doubt you brought an extra pair of cuffs, so that will have to do." Surely, he wouldn't be stupid enough to protest. "It's my turn to be in control now."

"As I said, that's not a threat." Minato chuckles at her as he kisses her hotly. "That's a promise. Do as you wish with me."

End of Honeymoon Lemon


Over the next two weeks, Suki delivered on her promise repeatedly. Those fourteen days passed in a blur of sensual exploration and pleasure. She was almost disappointed that they had to go back to the Leaf really and the last female Uchiha was especially disappointed that they were once again dressed.

"Don't pout so much." He smiles and kisses her forehead. "I'm sure that we can make excellent use of my desk during my lunch breaks."

Hmm. That was a very good point. Suki liked where this was going. Well that was until she suddenly felt rather sick.

"Damn it!" The words left her mouth in a quiet hiss as she rushes towards the bathroom.

The bathroom where she spent the next several minutes bent over the toilet and emptying out the entire contents of her stomach. She had never gotten sick like that before. Had she caught some tropical illness?

Her husband quickly follows her inside the bathroom and dutifully holds her hair back. "Well I suppose that it was only a matter of time before this happened." A matter of time before what happened. "We haven't been using the Jutsu. So I imagine that Naruto now has a little brother or sister on the way."

Wait. What? Suki blinks as soon as she felt well enough to stand again and stares at her husband in shock.

Could that really be true? Could she really be pregnant? Logically, the raven haired woman knew that it was a real possibility. After all, they had been intimate for the better part of two weeks on their Honeymoon and they had been with each other before they got married.

"Do you really think that I'm pregnant?" She blinks again.

Minato smiles and kisses her forehead. It was a mark of how much he loved her that he didn't hesitate to do that after watching her vomit that much, really. Such dedication.

"Well I suspect that's what happened." He smiles at her rather serenely. "You've always appeared to be in perfect health to me and it doesn't make sense for you to get that ill out of the blue like that. Considering that Morning Sickness generally takes awhile to manifest, I would suspect that you got pregnant sometime before we got married."

Yes, that would make sense. Suki was far from a medic, but she knew enough about pregnancy to realize that one didn't get Morning Sickness in two weeks and that was assuming she got pregnant on their wedding night.

"You might be right." She touches her still flat stomach in awe.

Suki didn't know why she was doing it. Even if she was expecting, she was nowhere near far enough along to notice a difference, but it was still such a surreal realization.

"We'll take you back to the Leaf and have you get tested, just to make sure." Minato smiles at her and embraces his wife. "Though I suspect that we should start thinking about baby names either way. So are you hoping for a boy or a girl?"

Baby names. A boy or a girl. Was this really happening? Was Suki finally going to have a family again?

"I d-don't care about the gender." She'd never really thought that far ahead. "I expect we'll eventually have at least one of each at some point." The odds of all their children being one gender seemed low to her. "J-Just as long as he or she is healthy and happy."

"Such a practical wife, I have." He chuckles and smiles at her. "I'd love another son or a daughter, equally of course. Though I expect that having a daughter would be fun." That surprised her. "Just think we can dress her up in those adorable dresses and how much she fun she would have doing Naruto's hair."

Oh boy. They were going to have to have a talk. Did Minato actually think that she was going to allow him to make their daughter wear pretty pink princess dresses?!