"Eternal Dragon!" shouted Uchiha Jon. "Arise, or rise, or whatever!" The sky went dark and there was lightning and some houses exploded cause the Naruto world wasn't ready to handle the awesomeness of eternity.

"What's going on?" Sakura shouted, running over out of nowhere.

Jon was in a field just outside of the town of Konoha when he summoned the dragon. People started swarming around. "What's going on?" a lot of them asked, or said something similar.

"I'm sorry everyone, but I must leave for a while," Jon explained.

"But you're the Hokage! You can't just leave!" Sakura shouted.

"Sakura-chan, this is for the benefit of all ninja everywhere. Trust me, please. This has been what everything has been for..."

"W-what? What do you mean by that, Jon-kun? Are you saying that...that we all...me, Hinata, Sasuke, Kurenai-sensei...Konoha...we were all just pawns?"

"Well, when you put it that way, it kinda sounds pretty bad, but like, you weren't disposable...well, you were, but I still didn't want anything bad to happen to you all, and not just because you were useful!"

A little girl ran up to Jon-kun and tugged on shorts. "Thank you, Hokage-sama. Because of you my filthy parents drowned in their own garbage," she said, smiling.

A lot of people nodded in agreement. "The streets have been so much better, and we have so much more money now since you gave back all the dead's money to the taxpayers!"

"It's just what I do," Jon said.

"Um, Jon-sama," boomed a timid voice. "I don't mean to interrupt, but could you make your wish?"

"Shut up, Shenlong, I have shit to do, with words," Jon replied nicely.

"Oh-oh, terribly sorry," said the Dragon.

"Jon-kun...if you love me, you'll take me with you!" Sakura said, blushing with her arms behind her back, head tilted, and rubbing the toe of a shoe into the dirt. It was super exaggerated and dramatic, but Jon had stopped caring about such things cause he had wishes to make. She was also wearing a yellow dress with orange pants and a plaid skirt, and had twenty hairpins in her hair that were tons of different colors and some had animals on them like rabbits or crocodiles.

Jon was wearing shorts and a custom made Hokage cape, and nothing else, cause he had to live up to everyone's demands that he be super badass, which none ever said, cause he was the Hokage, but he knew it to be true in their hearts. His face was also lit up with chidori beard. Jon grabbed Sakura and kissed her deeply.

"Jon...Jon-kun," she whispered. "T-that tickles," she giggled, blushing more. Jon made out with her a long time, until he noticed that the dragon was watching them a little too closely. Like, he was right up there that Jon could feel his breathing, which was kinda weird cause it shouldn't need to breath, but it has a nose, so it probably does.

"Uh, um, uh, your wish?" the external dragon asked. Jon gleamed his eyes.

"Give me all the wishes and miniaturize yourself and become my personal pet!"

"Yes, my lord," Shenlong said.

"Awesome," said Jon. "Now, take me and Sakura to Dragon Ball Land!"

"Your wish shall be granted," beckled the dragon, then there was a giant flash of light that tickles really good and Jon's eyes stopped seeing anything but white but then he could see a world that was drawn very differently than his own.

"Finally," Jon said.

"Jon-kun? What is this? I feel weird..." Sakura said.

Anyways, Jon-kun did some research and found out where Bulma lived. It wasn't very hard cause she was the richest person in that world.

"Hi, Bulma," Jon said after ringing the doorbell and she came to it.

"Uh, do I know you?" she asked stupidly.

"Oh course not," he replied. Before Bulma could say anything else Jon asked quickly, "Is Vegeta around?"

"Uh, he's training. But uh, wait, who are you?"

"I'm Jon. Uchiha Jon. The last of the Uchiha. And Vegeta's...son!" Jon said dramatically.

"W-what?! But you're only like twelve or something!" Bulma said nonchalantly.

"Yeah, so?" Jon asked smartly.

"So?! That bastard cheated on me?!" Bulma screamed. Sakura gasped then began to console Bulma by being a girl.

"Well, you two weren't like really together for a long time, right?"

"I-I guess that's true," Bulma said, realizing her Stupid.

"Anyhow, that's not how it is, though. It's more complicated."

"Why didn't you just say that?!" screeched Bulma like a buzz saw that needs oiling and has been near your head for a long time as you were threatened by it by someone but they had not actually went through with their threats for so long that it was now just really annoying.

"Chill out, lady," Jon said.

"Chill out?! No, I think you're going to explain to me what is so complicated about it!" Bulma bansheed.

"I think it'd be better if Vegeta was here, first. It's pretty complicated and I don't feel like explain it again," Jon wised.

"Fine, whatever," Bulma sassed, bitchily, but she was still kinda milfy, so Jon let it slide. "Just wait here while I...get Vegeta!"