:) Arn't they evil? Nah. Oh the thing about walking down the street in slow mo. with the wind blowing and sun and lip gloss, I really said that to Kim. Lmao. We were walking to her house and it came out. Idk we were cracking up. Total blonde moment
Koda Bella
Ok BatMan! I say we start plotting!
Totally!
What about Alice?
No She'll ruin it...
Mkay!
Quick Robin! To the BatMobile!
RUN BATMAN RUN!
Ok!
Hey I was kidding!
Oh hey look! We're in the BatMobile!
WHOA! When'd we get here?
Shut up Robin! We need to plot!
Right-o!
Mkay so I say that we somehow do something so drasticaly stupid and smart that they don't know what hits them!
Correction! What hit IT.
Right-o!
:) So BatMan, whats the plan!?
Two words.
Yeah!?
Water.
Ahuh
Balloons.
AWESOME! I love throwing those at Jacob! Cause then he smells like wet dog!
He is a dog. He's Princess J-Dog of the Jungle A/N Yeah sorry for the random author note but the real thing is Princess G-Dog of the Jungle. It's what we called George in school. I made it up. It's cause he's got long blonde hair so we call him princess. :) It's hilarious
Ahahah. I love water balloons. One time I put one on Edward's chair and he sat on it! He had a wet butt! Ahaha. He didn't know what hit him.
Yeah Jacob didn't know what hit him either. Turns out; It was my fist.
Oh! That one time he stole your purse and was like "Omg I'm so pretty! This purse highlights my hair color!" And then you punched him?
No. The one time he tried on my heels for no damn reason! Then I punched him. Poor sucker didn't know what hit him.
Well untill we explained to him that it was your fist. :)
Yeah. :D Suprised the big bad wolf pack didn't attack.
Nah Jasper ate them all.
AWESOME!
Cept Jacob. Damn him! He must die!
Isn't he your bff or something?
Not anymore. I mean; Look at me! I'm beautiful!
You keep thinkin that Robin.
What? You implying something?!
Maybe...
Right.
And why in the world is the BatMobile parked in the Fort!?
So Emmy can't take it for a joy ride. I mean; He can take Eddy's car or Jazzy's bike or Alice's car but he can't touch this.
Dun na na na! Na na! Na na! CAN'T TOUCH THIS!
:) Damn straight BatMan!
Now! Let's go get those water balloons!
To the store!
And FLOOR IT!
Um... BatMan...
Yeah?
You're the driver.
Right!
FLOOR IT!
WOOO!
--Meanwhile.
Alice-They're plotting without me Jazz!
Jasper-Boo hoo boo hoo.
Alice-: ( But you can't plot without me! I'm ALICE! ALICE I TELL YOU! ALICE!
Jasper-Dude; Chillax
Alice-Right.
Jasper-In the mean time; Stop IMing me. I'm trying to play Final Fantisy X! Gosh. Can't even cross the moonbeam without being pestered!
Alice-Shut up.
Jasper-:)
Alice-Besides! You don't need to rescue Yuna! You need to go follow Koda and Bella and see what they're plotting!
Jasper-Nah... I'ma sit here and play my game...
Alice-One crazy night tonight says you arn't.
Jasper-Ok! I'll be back with a plan!
Alice-:D YAY!
-Jasper signs off-
-Alice signs off-
--Later that night.
Jasper-Ok! Heres the plan!
Alice-Yeah?
Jasper-They are...
Alice-Yeah!?
Jasper-They are...
Alice-Yeah!?
Jasper-They're playing uno.
Alice-What?
Jasper-Yeah they bought uno and challenged Jacward.
Alice-Pft.
Jasper-Hey! I got your info! Now I want my crazy night!
Alice-Fine!
Jasper-So what are we doing?
Alice-We are gonna...
Jasper-Yes??
Alice-Well...
Jasper-Yes!?
Alice-You know...
Jasper-YES!?
Alice-Play pool!
Jasper-DAMN IT!
Alice-I love getting your hopes up!
Jasper-D: WHY! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME!
Alice-Idk. It's fun. But it will be a crazy night! Cause I'm going to win!
Jasper-I don't wanna play pool!
Alice-D: You don't?
Jasper-No! I want a crazy night.
Alice-Ok I'll show you a crazy night!
Jasper-Hey! Don't hit me!
Alice-I'm going to do worse than hit you if you don't play pool!
Jasper-OK! OK! I'm coming. Go set up.
Alice-:)
-Alice signs off-
-Jacward signs on-
Jasper-Omg guys! what am I gonna do!? Alice is the man 0.o
Jacward-Just because she's pushing you around doesn't mean she's the man.
Jasper-Actually... Shes the man in the room too.
Jacward-Whoa. Thats messed up.
Jacward-No it's true, you're not the one who hears Jasper screaming for her to stop.
Jacward-I'd rather not Edward, I'd rather not.
Jacward-Well you know, Jacob. Alice is the man in the relationship.
Jasper-Yeah! Shes always pwning me in board games too!
Jacward-Whoa; You need to fight back!
Jasper-Kinda can't. She'll see it D: Then pwn me again.
Jacward-You're screwed.
Jasper-I'd rather be screwed then play pool.
Jacward-Ahahaha! I get it! I get it!
Jacward-Get what?
Jacward-Wow, Jake, you're not as smart as Bella led on!
Jacward-You implying something!? HUH!? HUH!?
Jacward-Maybe...
Jacward-LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
Jacward-We kinda can't fight seeing how we're... Oh you know... MORPHED TOGETHER!
Jacward-Welll when we unfuse!
Jacward-Fine.
-Jacward signs off-
-Alice signs on-
Alice-Come on Jasper!
Jasper-Coming sir!
Alice-I love being the man! I can boss you around and stuff :)
Jasper-MEH!
Alice-GET OVER HERE!
Jasper-COMING!
-Jasper signs off-
Alice-:)
-Alice signs off-
--In the store.
"I'm sorry! You can't buy all the water balloons!" The check out lady said.
"But we need them!" Koda complained.
"Yeah!" I said.
"Well I'm sorry! We can't." The check out lady said.
"I say that 300 bucks will let us" I said. Pulling out 3 hundereds.
"Um... Well..." She grabbed the 3 bills and started ringing up the balloons.
"High five!" Whispered Koda.
We did a high five as the lady said "That will be 648.13 please!"
Koda scribbled a check.
And we grabbed the balloons and scattered.
But not after screaming, "TO THE BATMOBILE BATMAN!" And running off to the car.
:) I love water balloons! :D :D :D
