Bad news people. If you guys have a 39 Clues account, then you might've seen this story on the front page of the message board a few times. I copy and paste the chapters from there to here and add anything that needs to be added and stuff. But right now there's something wrong with my laptop and whenever I try to go to the message board, the "Internet Explorer cannot show this crap to you" page comes up. I know, it sucks. But I'll update as soon as I can. Thank you guys for the reviews! Sorry I haven't been updating. My schedule has been on and off and by schedule I mean watching random Jenna Marbles videos. So as a gift to you guys, I present: Pearl's random skit show whatever thing! Featuring characters from Love Triangle! PearlAgent64 does not own the 39 clues! If I did Evan would've already been killed!

Dan and Stacy: A Lovely Conversation

Dan and Stacy are sitting on the couch. Stacy is reading a book and Dan is playing secretly playing on his IPad.

Stacy: Dan we've been together for 3 months. I'm surprised we've come this far.

Dan (not paying attention): Me too.

Stacy: So I guess its okay for me to say this.

Dan (still not paying attention): Cool.

Stacy: I... L…O…V…E… Y-

Dan: C-C-C-Combo Breaker! (Accidentally spills orange juice on Stacy's bag.)

Stacy: What the hell is your problem?

Dan: Uuh… Sorry?

Joe Mama (39 Clues Style)

Dan: Nellie?

Nellie glares at Dan and goes back to reading.

Dan: Nellie?... Nellie Nellie Nellie! Nellie Nellie Nellie Nellie Nellie Nellie Nellie Nellie Nellie?

Nellie: What?

Dan: I've got something for you Nellie! Just for you, Nellie!

Nellie: If it isn't food, I don't want it!

Dan: Its way better than that, Nellie! (Dan takes a magazine out of his pocket and turns to a page with the newest Ninja Lord game on it.)

Nellie: (Stares at the page for a moment.) What do you want me to do with this?

Dan: I want you to buy it of course! You have to buy it or else I'll call the police. And tell everybody you're a bad guardian. A very very very very very very ver-

Nellie kicks Dan out the window

Dan: BAD GUARDIAN!

Sorry but I have to stop here people. I can't come up with anymore funny material. So...which one did you like because I honestly thought that those weren't funny.

Question of the chapter: Did anybody here read Chapter 5 at all? I didn't get reviews for that. I think I'm doing too many chapters at one time.

So… REVIEW! And if you have any questions I'm glad to answer them.